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Re: Christian Children -
10-18-2006, 08:31 PM
Christians aren't meant to be happy? You don't know what you're missing!!
And i know that she doesn't buy crack for all her earnings.
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Re: Christian Children -
10-19-2006, 10:53 AM
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Christians aren't meant to be happy? You don't know what you're missing!!
And i know that she doesn't buy crack for all her earnings.
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What, you're her dealer? Or maybe her pimp?
What does she buy then, heroin? Or maybe you take every little cent she earns?
Look here homer, Jesus doesn't appreciate that you're selling demonic poison, even to unsaved harlots like Ixky!
You're going to hell for it!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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Re: Christian Children -
10-31-2006, 10:54 PM
I don't know this dude.
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Re: Christian Children -
11-01-2006, 02:07 PM
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I don't know this dude.
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The question is: Why don't you know JESUS?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Christian Children -
11-01-2006, 03:34 PM
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The question is: Why don't you know JESUS?
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And does Jesus know you?
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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Re: Christian Children -
11-01-2006, 05:29 PM
Of course I know Jesus, hes on speed dial! *sarcastic*
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Re: Christian Children -
11-02-2006, 06:32 PM
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Of course I know Jesus, hes on speed dial! *sarcastic*
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If it wasn't just a joke Ixi it would be glorious. Why with Jesus you would have the father you long for. No more would you and your poor sisters be so exposed and vunerable to the world. Jesus would shelter and protect you all. Instead, what has wicker brought you Ixi? Fat, smell arabs to droll over you and your poor little sisters.
A kind father with Jesus or a fat, smell arab with Satan, which do you chose Ixi?
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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Re: Christian Children -
11-03-2006, 11:27 PM
Neither. I can take care of my sisters by myself.
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Re: Christian Children -
11-03-2006, 11:42 PM
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Neither. I can take care of my sisters by myself.
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Are you Ixi? Are things really that happy in your poor little household? All I see is a bunch of abandon little girls looking for love and comfort. I am afraid instead you will only find a cruel and smelly Yemeni Oil Sheik who make your lot worse. Please turn to Jesus before it is too late Ixi!
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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Re: Christian Children -
11-13-2006, 03:04 AM
They are not abandoned! They have me, they have Amy, and they have thier mother.
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Re: Christian Children -
11-13-2006, 04:49 AM
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They are not abandoned! They have me, they have Amy, and they have thier mother.
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So their father is in prison too?
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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Re: Christian Children -
11-13-2006, 08:27 PM
No, he left, and my mom might leave too.
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Re: Christian Children -
11-13-2006, 09:25 PM
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No, he left, and my mom might leave too.
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Goth parents for you; abandoning their childern to the wealfare state, thus continuing the cycle of depravity.
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Re: Christian Children -
11-14-2006, 12:18 AM
Ixi,
From your reputation here, It appears that you are slipping off the fence that keeps you from falling into Hell, but I will answer your question. I will let you know right off the bat that I am strict, but fair with Matthew, Bobby and Petunia. When I say fair, I mean that when one misbehaves or pulls some unGodly nonsense, they will receive 15 beats each from my sawed off canoe paddle. No more, no less.
My child-rearing punishments aside, heres what my Christian Children do in their spare time. So far, Matthew and Bobby have done an excellent job of trying to Save a couple of their classmates. Petunia tries her best, but is less effective as she is lady-like and too weak to use any forceful means (Perhaps some of the Godly Pastors at Landover can provide some suggestions). Her tounge is properly sharp enough though. Still I let my sons do their full share but destroying any false religion inventory found on some Unsaved classmates. Since athiests don't wear such stuff, they will get stoned and harshly rebuked untill they repent and turn their wicked souls over to Jesus and the Lord.
On Sundays after a good long 5 hours of Church service and Bible Study. I will leave take the neighbourhood rounds to make sure that my locals are still pure Christian Baptist and not becoming Satan's homersucktuals or cat-ho-lickers . My children will stay at home with my mexican housekeeper, Maria(who rightfully knows her place). Matthew and Bobby usually spend their passtime shooting down some strays who get in our backyard and and chew holes in our fence wide enough that a skinny malnurished terrorist mudslim can crawl in.(My fence ought to be updated to something that's terrorist proof AND beast proof)
Petunia spends her freetime with Maria learning on how to become a good Christian housewife and how to serve her Godly husband by obeying him, as well as the cooking and cleaning.
Perhaps someday I will tell more about some of their daily Christian life, but Maria has just baked some more snickerdoodles and I can never pass those down.
GLORY!
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