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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-08-2010, 02:57 PM

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But you are Danish ..... Right

Raping and harming people is by my understanding a significant component of your history and culture and even today is still taught in your national school curriculum.

Then there is the matter of opium dens, pornography stores and IKEEA outlets on every street corner.
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How do you explain all of this ???

It is true, that the vikings were infamous for such terrible acts, but trough time we have changed. the vikings lived a thousand years ago. There're no longer anyone in Denmark, who think, that what the vikings did a thousand years ago, is something that by todays standards and laws would be acceptable.
Raping is not something, that is taught at school.

Drugs in Denmark is as illigal as it is in any other country. Dealing drugs and using them, are against the law. You can get a rescription by your doctor, if it is a drug that can help you get rid of an illness or help those already addicted to get out of the drugabuse.

You are correct, their are pornografi stores in Denmark... unfortunatly.

I am sorry, but could you please elaborate, why you link Ikea to Denmark sir?

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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-08-2010, 03:31 PM

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I am sorry, but could you please elaborate, why you link Ikea to Denmark sir?

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Well...your nation is almost identical with Sweden.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-08-2010, 04:26 PM

I did some researching on statistics, and found that, on average,

America has five times more murders each year pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

America has three times more rapes each year pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

America has the same number of thefts each year pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

America has thirteen times more accounts of aggravated assaults pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

I got these numbers from a database compiled by Baptists by the way, so you know it's all good. I would post the links but I've forgotten exactly where, I found them a few years back, the numbers are from 2007, but the trend has been rather steady in the time before that and I imagine now with Obama there the numbers of murders are up by a factor of ten at least, since he has empowered the gays to get married and fire back when shot upon, or so says my monthly Baptist newszine! They're also big on the KJV1611 and use ™ a lot, I would think they are a sister Church of yours, I'll post something if I ever find out how to use my ungodly (it's an old one) camera on the computer, it's not advertised much because the liberal media likes to keep it a secret from the public there are sad times indeed

JB

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pps. I was really hoping we could keep the wild accusations out of this thread, and the understandable but also dangerous tendency for you to blindly leaping to each others defense, in your great trust for your fellow man you tend to do that, which is a very good sign, indeed, but regrettable when one of you becomes a bit too excited in their zeal to save heathens, by bringing them the 'truth' ...
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-08-2010, 04:57 PM

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I did some researching on statistics, and found that, on average,

America has five times more murders each year pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

America has three times more rapes each year pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

America has the same number of thefts each year pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

America has thirteen times more accounts of aggravated assaults pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

I got these numbers from a database compiled by Baptists by the way, so you know it's all good. I would post the links but I've forgotten exactly where, I found them a few years back, the numbers are from 2007, but the trend has been rather steady in the time before that and I imagine now with Obama there the numbers of murders are up by a factor of ten at least, since he has empowered the gays to get married and fire back when shot upon, or so says my monthly Baptist newszine! They're also big on the KJV1611 and use ™ a lot, I would think they are a sister Church of yours, I'll post something if I ever find out how to use my ungodly (it's an old one) camera on the computer, it's not advertised much because the liberal media likes to keep it a secret from the public there are sad times indeed

JB

ps. Try not to take this too seriously, even if it's Mostly the truth

pps. I was really hoping we could keep the wild accusations out of this thread, and the understandable but also dangerous tendency for you to blindly leaping to each others defense, in your great trust for your fellow man you tend to do that, which is a very good sign, indeed, but regrettable when one of you becomes a bit too excited in their zeal to save heathens, by bringing them the 'truth' ...
Why do you think we want to get rid of Osamba and the rest of the namby pamby liberals? If we elect a person say like Sister Palin or Brother Huckabee we wont have these problems. When the Constitution is replaced with the KJV, proper actions will then take place, instead of jail time , we can just stone a sinner. Crime wont look so sweet then!
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-11-2010, 02:00 AM

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Of Christianity has something to do with knowing the truth. I do wish you start believing in the Lord to help in your learning.
Now, how did the word "believe" suddenly come up, if Christianity is about knowing the truth?
If it was all about knowing the truth, you would not have written the word "believe", and we both know that.

And you constantly suggest me to, once again, BELIEVE in God. The word "believe" once again. How can you say it is about knowing, when you constantly keep writing "believe"?
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 09-11-2010, 03:47 AM

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Now, how did the word "believe" suddenly come up, if Christianity is about knowing the truth?
If it was all about knowing the truth, you would not have written the word "believe", and we both know that.

And you constantly suggest me to, once again, BELIEVE in God. The word "believe" once again. How can you say it is about knowing, when you constantly keep writing "believe"?
That would have to be the most silly thing you have said. Of course believing in the Lord is important. Do you believe in your parents? of course you do, they exist, the same as God does.

Here are some Bible verses about believing in the Lord. How's that for the truth.

Genesis 15:6 And he believed in the LORD; and he counted it to him for righteousness.
Exodus 4:31 And the people believed: and when they heard that the LORD had visited the children of Israel, and that he had looked upon their affliction, then they bowed their heads and worshipped.
Numbers 20:12 And the LORD spake unto Moses and Aaron, Because ye believed me not, to sanctify me in the eyes of the children of Israel, therefore ye shall not bring this congregation into the land which I have given them
2 Kings 17:14 Notwithstanding they would not hear, but hardened their necks, like to the neck of their fathers, that did not believe in the LORD their God.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 11-26-2010, 09:19 PM

Once again pants soiling, inbreed, mother humping, faithless, dead god worshiping, war mongering, oil stealing, fairness hating, failing-to-even-getting-their-dead-god-to-do-anything-at-all moralily corrupt Amercians fail to do their homework and bases their knowlegde on rumors and silly dead god morality.

I am fully aware you will delete this since you are weak and cannot take this you dead god worshiping dogs.

Glory to Dester, ninth of the True Gods, God of Peace.

Glory to Maim, tenth of the True Gods, God of Theifery.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 11-26-2010, 10:23 PM

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I am fully aware you will delete this since you are weak and cannot take this you dead god worshiping dogs.
Why would we delete this? We prefer the world to see how stupid and horrible Atheists are. Thank you for helping us demonstrate that.

Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."


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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 11-27-2010, 01:00 AM

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Glory to Dester, ninth of the True Gods, God of Peace.

Glory to Maim, tenth of the True Gods, God of Theifery.
This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists like you forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 11-27-2010, 01:07 AM

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Now, how did the word "believe" suddenly come up, if Christianity is about knowing the truth?
If it was all about knowing the truth, you would not have written the word "believe", and we both know that.

And you constantly suggest me to, once again, BELIEVE in God. The word "believe" once again. How can you say it is about knowing, when you constantly keep writing "believe"?
Do you "know" that the Big Bang happened or do you "believe" it? See how that are synonymous?


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I just knew you where gonna do something to my posts, I just dident know what. Oh this Website is just delicious, I can allmost tast the Corruption and Madness that apears on my screen. I will hence forth take you under my watch. To see to it that you are being observed and mayby in an ideal furture work as slaves in my cotton fields.

Of course you it would not be an ideal for you since you are both Racists and the worst of all dead-god worshipers.

Then again Mayby I should known better that not tourching you with anything less than a ten meters pole.

I really find your smeilies very fascinating, truely a dead-gods servants work. My favourties
I do wonder where you found the mindpower to make them.

This one is truely a tribute to both Zaltal, God of Igronance and Mut, God of Zealotry.

P.S. the idea to change my name to Voice of "the Demonic" from The Divine was really funny, I think I will stick around and have some fun with you fellows, Mayby even grace you with words form The Shadow of The Pale Moon, True Book of the Gods.


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I just knew you where gonna do something to my posts, I just dident know what. Oh this Website is just delicious, I can allmost tast the Corruption and Madness that apears on my screen. I will hence forth take you under my watch. To see to it that you are being observed and mayby in an ideal furture work as slaves in my cotton fields.

Of course you it would not be an ideal for you since you are both Racists and the worst of all dead-god worshipers.

Then again Mayby I should known better that not tourching you with anything less than a ten meters pole.

I really find your smeilies very fascinating, truely a dead-gods servants work. My favourties
I do wonder where you found the mindpower to make them.

This one is truely a tribute to both Zaltal, God of Igronance and Mut, God of Zealotry.

P.S. the idea to change my name to Voice of "the Demonic" from The Divine was really funny, I think I will stick around and have some fun with you fellows, Mayby even grace you with words form The Shadow of The Pale Moon, True Book of the Gods.
Have the demons infected you again. You are ranting your demonic talk again.


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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 11-27-2010, 10:10 PM

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I just knew you where gonna do something to my posts, I just dident know what. Oh this Website is just delicious, I can allmost tast the Corruption and Madness that apears on my screen. I will hence forth take you under my watch. To see to it that you are being observed and mayby in an ideal furture work as slaves in my cotton fields.

Of course you it would not be an ideal for you since you are both Racists and the worst of all dead-god worshipers.
Who are you, again? Do you worship Gozar or something?

We are not racists, either.

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Mayby even grace you with words form The Shadow of The Pale Moon, True Book of the Gods.
Well now, don't go out of your way for us or anything.


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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 12-01-2010, 01:02 PM

Hi im, a dane. Yes we do drink and have sex alot, also we do smoke tobacco and hash often. But why hate us? God never ment to hate anyone. Besides, America shouldn't get started on this, your own country isn't as great as you think. You have millions of crack addicts, drug smugleres, muderes, illegal immigrants, biggest porn industry, you are hated all most all around the world (Except for Australia who is licking your ass).

Denmark is known to men as the happiest country on the planet. America is nr 32. Do i have to say more? Face it, you are the doomed souls, may you all burn in hell cock sucking mothapiffleas, Denmark will come rape yo ass's man, piffle you white ass hill billy mothapifflea's, imma bust a cap in yo ass the next time imma se ya!

And im a very christian catholic.

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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 12-01-2010, 01:24 PM

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you are hated all most all around the world (Except for Australia who is licking your ass).
It's good to know that Australia is still the leading most hated country around the world.


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Denmark is known to men as the happiest country on the planet.
Wrong! Denmark is known as the happiest country on earth to brainwashed idiots who has been send out to spread propaganda. I have watch the entirety of your idiotic "Happy-Denmark" videos and there no arguments or no documentation that Denmark was or is the happiest place on earth. Seriously,how piffling dumb do you believe people are? You sit home there, in your frozen little cave which by the way is turning into more and more of shithole each day, while spreading idiotic propaganda lies about you Denmarkians being a happy people. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your danish mother feed you with LEGO bricks as a child?

Take a flight to Denmark right now and what you will experience is a cold,dark and depressed ice cave full of snow and winter depressed danes. Stop living in a fantasy world, just because Denmark is unknown does not mean that you can take advantage of it and spread fake rumours about the country being happy. Get a piffling life kid.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 12-01-2010, 04:45 PM

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7: The Danish welfare system is one of the world’s most well established. As some others have pointed out healthcare is free, most schools are public, you have the right to receive money from the state if you are out of a job and students even receive money from the state (Educational support from the state. In Danish: SU)
Look, Anne86. You are probably very young, dumb and naive, so i am going to be gentle with you.

Let me ask you a question to start with. Why are you idiotic denmarkian types constantly spreading propaganda about your own country? where do you have your informations from? what is your source? voices inside the head?

Denmark is nowhere being a welfare society. What is it with this bizarre need that you Denmarkian types seems to have for spreading lies about your country being "great"?

You have no documentation, you have no statistics or any relevant facts to back up your idiotic claims.You just jump around like a braindead retard spreading propaganda about how lovely Denmark is. You Denmarkians are like a piffleing disease spreading through the internet.
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You have no documentation, you have no statistics or any relevant facts to back up your idiotic claims.You just jump around like a braindead retard spreading propaganda about how lovely Denmark is. You Denmarkians are like a piffleing disease spreading through the internet.
I must confess that I am suspicious about you aspirering Brother awesomeness. You seldem use scripture in your posts or show humbleness toward our Lord.

Are you sure that you are not a mere homer infesting this place? Do you pray my Brother? Are you ready for the Rapture? REMEMBER Ephesians 6:18 Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;


Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 12-01-2010, 10:04 PM

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Hi im, a dane. Yes we do drink and have sex alot, also we do smoke tobacco and hash often. But why hate us? God never ment to hate anyone. Besides, America shouldn't get started on this, your own country isn't as great as you think. You have millions of crack addicts, drug smugleres, muderes, illegal immigrants, biggest porn industry, you are hated all most all around the world (Except for Australia who is licking your ass).

Denmark is known to men as the happiest country on the planet. America is nr 32. Do i have to say more? Face it, you are the doomed souls, may you all burn in hell cock sucking mothapiffleas, Denmark will come rape yo ass's man, piffle you white ass hill billy mothapifflea's, imma bust a cap in yo ass the next time imma se ya!

And im a very christian catholic.

WALLA KURWA
Hopefully when you are ruled by Australian Crown Princess Mary you will start behaving yourselves.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 12-02-2010, 05:06 AM

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I must confess that I am suspicious about you aspirering Brother awesomeness. You seldem use scripture in your posts or show humbleness toward our Lord.

Are you sure that you are not a mere homer infesting this place? Do you pray my Brother? Are you ready for the Rapture? REMEMBER Ephesians 6:18 Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;
Pardon me Brother, but these foul Denmarkians are constantly spreading lies about how they were supposed to be superior, in comparison to everyone else. Truth is, that they are not, they are a mere bunch of filthy liars.

Luke 16:10 - "Whoever can be trusted with very little can also be trusted with much, and whoever is dishonest with very little will also be dishonest with much."

These filthy Denmarkians are nothing but a bunch of liars, how is dishonesty supposed to help them find Jesus? it is not!

Proverbs 11:3 - "Honesty guides good people; dishonesty destroys treacherous people."
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