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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 12-05-2010, 11:15 PM

Denmark is the greatest country in the world!

If you get badly injured or sick - you will get treated for free

Free school plus if you are over the age of 18, you get money to study

We got the perfect weather - Spring and summer between 15 to 35 celcius and in the Winter we get alot of snow so we can celebrate a white christmas and have fun with snowball fights etc.

Even the worst jobs, you get paid enough to live a decent life

- What more can you wish for!?
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 12-06-2010, 12:32 AM

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Denmark is the greatest country in the world!
Yeah, right.

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If you get badly injured or sick - you will get treated for free
If you don't die in the waiting line.

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Free school plus if you are over the age of 18, you get money to study
We too have free schools, and paying for higher education just makes having a degree less meaningful.

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We got the perfect weather - Spring and summer between 15 to 35 celcius and in the Winter we get alot of snow so we can celebrate a white christmas and have fun with snowball fights etc.
America has every kind of environment imaginable, from the beauty of Alaskan glaciers, the mountains of the Northeast, the foliage of New England, the tropical paradise of Hawaii, the rollings plains of the Heartland, the warm beaches of Florida or the red hills of the Southwest.

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What do you have that we don't?
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 12-06-2010, 12:35 AM

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What do you have that we don't?
What do you have that makes Denmark suck and America wonderfull ?
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 12-06-2010, 01:14 AM

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What do you have that makes Denmark suck and America wonderfull ?
We have GOD on our side.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 12-06-2010, 04:20 AM

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Denmark is the greatest country in the world!
Communism.

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If you get badly injured or sick - you will get treated for free
Communism.

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Free school plus if you are over the age of 18, you get money to study
Communism.

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We got the perfect weather - Spring and summer between 15 to 35 celcius and in the Winter we get alot of snow so we can celebrate a white christmas and have fun with snowball fights etc.
Communism.

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Even the worst jobs, you get paid enough to live a decent life
Communism.


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- What more can you wish for!?
Eternal life up in Heaven. A seat at Christ's table, watching communists like you be tortured in hellfire forever and ever.

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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 12-07-2010, 01:05 PM

uhh, seems like i found the right thread to start asking questions... thanks to lisa for helping me finding this thread, maybe i will be enlighted now ;-) i'll write you guys later...

but let me introduce myself... my name is michael and i live in denmark... ask me for other info, but i think thats enough info for you to judge me, and for us to conversate...

c ya later
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 12-09-2010, 03:58 PM

Sigh... some people are seriously dumb.

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Denmark is the greatest country in the world!
Actually, Denmark is one of the worst countries in the world, falling behind in terms of education, having one of the worst healthcare systems on earth, a government that never pays compensation to the citizens, extremely bad and boring weather, as well as several people dying on the waiting lines for hospital treatments. Come again, little arrogant Denmarkian tróll.

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If you get badly injured or sick - you will get treated for free
Not necessarily. A majority of patients are dying in Denmark while waiting for hospital treatments, plus you will risk getting killed doing the treatment. You can kiss compensation goodbye.

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Free school plus if you are over the age of 18, you get money to study
The schools in Denmark are not free. Some of them are, but those are amongst the worst schools in Europe. The private schools in Denmark are quite expensive, and only a small amount of families can afford them.

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We got the perfect weather
Lmao, you live in a frozen tundra doing the winter and a depressed rainhole doing fall.

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- What more can you wish for!?
Nothing, as long as i don't live in Denmark.

It seems like that these danish retards are limited to the same sentences. "We have free schools and hospitals, so we are the greatest country on earth". Don't they know that there are other countries on earth than Denmark who has free schools and hospitals? In fact, the schools and hospitals in Denmark are amongst the worst, so if they measure a countries greatness in terms of schools and hospitals then definitely Denmark sucks major ass.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 01-05-2011, 02:17 AM

I'm a danish guy who studied in America for eight months.
I'm surprised by the level of ignorance on this discussion - why turn against a country you don't know the slightest thing about?

Denmark is rated the happiest country in the world through 30 years - maybe you should move here according to your level of ignorant hate...

I think I'm in a position where I can compare the two countries - and I know where I would live..

We tread old and sick people well - that's more than you can say about USA..

Please stop the comments about rapes, IKEA stores, Pippi, opium dens(!), violence i the curriculum etc. in Denmark.. Support these allegations with some valid sources - or stop it!

I'll just try to makes this clear by stating an example:
8 reasons why God hates USA ()

1) The americans raped, killed and slaved thousands of african people - therefore all americans are rapists, killers, and slaveowners

2) The Ku Kux Klan terrorized innocent people - 6 million americans were members i 1920 - therefore all americans are terrorists today

3) The number of hardcore pornography titles released in 2005 in the U.S was 13,588 - all americans are watching porn everyday

4) School shootings is a american phenomenon - american kids hate each other and want their friends to die

5) Burger King, Mc Donald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Taco Bell etc. are american companies and the americans are the most obese people in the world - therefore all americans are greedy (Death Sinn)

6) Playboy is american - all american women are having sex with Hugh Hefner

7) The U.S. gets involved in every war possible - all americans wants to kill people from other countries just to get oil to their cars in which they destroy the environment.

8) 354,670 american women get raped in 2005 = 1 out of 438 american men are rapists.. The same number in denmark is 1 out of 6000... Danes are better christians than the americans!

I hope you get the point in all this - prejudice and ignorance is dangerous!
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 01-05-2011, 02:34 AM

COPENHAGEN RULES BITCHES
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 01-05-2011, 02:42 AM

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I'm a danish guy who studied in America for eight months.
I'm surprised by the level of ignorance on this discussion - why turn against a country you don't know the slightest thing about?

Denmark is rated the happiest country in the world through 30 years - maybe you should move here according to your level of ignorant hate...

I think I'm in a position where I can compare the two countries - and I know where I would live..

We tread old and sick people well - that's more than you can say about USA..

Please stop the comments about rapes, IKEA stores, Pippi, opium dens(!), violence i the curriculum etc. in Denmark.. Support these allegations with some valid sources - or stop it!

I'll just try to makes this clear by stating an example:
8 reasons why God hates USA ()

1) The americans raped, killed and slaved thousands of african people - therefore all americans are rapists, killers, and slaveowners

2) The Ku Kux Klan terrorized innocent people - 6 million americans were members i 1920 - therefore all americans are terrorists today

3) The number of hardcore pornography titles released in 2005 in the U.S was 13,588 - all americans are watching porn everyday

4) School shootings is a american phenomenon - american kids hate each other and want their friends to die

5) Burger King, Mc Donald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Taco Bell etc. are american companies and the americans are the most obese people in the world - therefore all americans are greedy (Death Sinn)

6) Playboy is american - all american women are having sex with Hugh Hefner

7) The U.S. gets involved in every war possible - all americans wants to kill people from other countries just to get oil to their cars in which they destroy the environment.

8) 354,670 american women get raped in 2005 = 1 out of 438 american men are rapists.. The same number in denmark is 1 out of 6000... Danes are better christians than the americans!

I hope you get the point in all this - prejudice and ignorance is dangerous!
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Why do you hate God?


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COPENHAGEN RULES BITCHES
Our point, exactly. Copenhagen rules NOTHING but female dogs. I am glad that you realize that King Copenhagen's subjects are all bitches.


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Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

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God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 01-05-2011, 02:44 AM

I'm really sorry for my bad behaviour.
I'm Belgian, and I would like to add something to the " x reasons why God hates Belgium"
WHAT
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joke but you guys are serious. You all live in a closed community. You don't know ANYTHING about life. You don't know the misery in the world.
God should hate YOU guys with those stupid suggestions about Belgians, Danians or WHATEVER.
Big up to Ignorance kills, he's actually defending his amazing country.


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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 01-05-2011, 02:48 AM

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I'm really sorry for my bad behaviour.
What bad behavior?

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I'm Belgian
Oh, I see.

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, and I would like to add something to the " x reasons why God hates Belgium"
WHAT
THE
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I tought it was a mother
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joke but you guys are serious. You all live in a closed community. You don't know ANYTHING about life. You don't know the misery in the world.
God should hate YOU guys with those stupid suggestions about Belgians, Danians or WHATEVER.
Big up to Ignorance kills, he's actually defending his amazing country.


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And you say you talk this this because you are belgian? Wow...one more reason never to go there!


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Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
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How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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Post Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 07-26-2011, 11:34 PM

My reply to you, and to the "facts".

Fact 4 is false. I do hope you can realize that yourselves.

Fact 7. How is that a reason for hate? Please enlighten me...

Fact 8. Danish channels have commercials. Sadly enough...

I also found another fact about the danish word for rapist being Viking. That's false. The word for rapist is Voldtægtsforbryder. The vikings were raping, robbing, murdering and raiding 1200 years ago. Get over it.

The people of Denmark are not called Denmarkians. They are called Danes.
I do not understand you people's hate towards Denmark, except for the pornography... yeah...

This forum reminded me of Anders Breivik. If you don't know about what he did, google his name. I'm sure you'll find out...

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My reply to you, and to the "facts".

Fact 4 is false. I do hope you can realize that yourselves.


Fact 7. How is that a reason for hate? Please enlighten me...


Fact 8. Danish channels have commercials. Sadly enough...


I also found another fact about the danish word for rapist being Viking. That's false. The word for rapist is Voldtægtsforbryder. The vikings were raping, robbing, murdering and raiding 1200 years ago. Get over it.


The people of Denmark are not called Denmarkians. They are called Danes.

I do not understand you people's hate towards Denmark, except for the pornography... yeah...

This forum reminded me of Anders Breivik. If you don't know about what he did, google his name. I'm sure you'll find out...

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Wait: you're trying to denigrate Landover Baptist by comparing us to one of your fellow Scandinistas?



Your hypocrisy is limitless!

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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 07-27-2011, 01:23 AM

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Anders Breivik. If you don't know about what he did, google his name.
Yes, I'm sure God wanted to punish you Denmarkians through his actions. You really had it coming.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 07-27-2011, 02:09 PM

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Yes, I'm sure God wanted to punish you Denmarkians through his actions. You really had it coming.
The massacre happened in Norway, so please just don't try to make me feel sad... ok?

So my final question to you (Everyone here) is:

How can you judge something you have never seen (other then multimedia), interacted with (physically) or even visited? I bet none of you have ever spoken to a dane in real life. (Verbally, non-microphone)

How can you sit in your houses and judge an entire people, religion and nation?

I see you call me a swedish terrorist. Might I ask why?


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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 07-27-2011, 02:16 PM

I also see you modified my location.

You manipulate, when I won't see your light.

I'm in Denmark (most definitely not in Finland), I speak danish (not finnish). I'm a dane (not a finn). Not a Denmarkian. We are not communist, we are socialist (and by god, that sucks)

But you judge me from where I am from, not from first hand experience.
I am already "unsaved trash" and I am a terrorist it seems.

Judging for the lord, are we?


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I see you call me a swedish terrorist. Might I ask why?
What does the Swiss has to do with this? I mean some Denmarkians got killed in Norway.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 07-27-2011, 02:21 PM

I was under the impression that this WAS a debating forum...

Thank you for the heads up Pastor Ezekiel.

Sorry.


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