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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-30-2009, 05:54 PM

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Where in the Bible does it say that speaking in tongues means hopping around spewing off random nonsense words? How does that give glory to God? What's the point? Also, how could you possibly know whether someone was really full of the Holy Ghost and not just faking?

The only time in the Bible when we see people speaking in tongues is absolutely nothing like what you Pentecostals do. What happened was the the disciples were preaching in the streets in their own language, but everyone there heard and understood them in their own native tongues. Now, if you could show evidence at being able to do that, I might believe you are full of the Holy Spirit. As it stands, I think what you do resembles demonic possession more closely.
alright, i do agree there are alot of people and congregations that i think have "spirits" that resemble the infilling of the holy ghost, but are false and imataters, leading others away from truth and a deeper relationship with Jesus.

there are a couple different "tounges"
one is the holy spirit giveing u a launguage to speak to others.
another is to ediffy the church. wich is fallowed by interpretation.
another is to edify your spirit. wich through the holy ghost u speak things that u cant comprehend on your own, and it is its own launguage.

there is more to the holy ghost than just speaking in tounges
there is prophecy
interpretation
and others
its different gifts and tools that god gives us if we accept and beleive to fullfill his will with.
being filled is change. a complete change inside and even out. to be more like christ and have him inside you to be closer to him, to have a relationship, and to give u that little nudge.
the holyspirit is our phone to Jesus to sort to say. with inlimited minuts, so we can know Jesus for who He is, not what he is and what he has and will do. the whole resone he came to be our sacrifice is to have a relationship with us.
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there are a couple different "tounges"
one is the holy spirit giveing u a launguage to speak to others.
another is to ediffy the church. wich is fallowed by interpretation.
another is to edify your spirit. wich through the holy ghost u speak things that u cant comprehend on your own, and it is its own launguage.
Do you have Scriptural evidence for this?
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-30-2009, 06:10 PM

a lil back o topic

1st corin 7

Now in regard to the matters about which you wrote: "It is a good thing for a man not to touch a woman,"
2 but because of cases of immorality every man should have his own wife, and every woman her own husband. 3 The husband should fulfill his duty toward his wife, and likewise the wife toward her husband. 4 A wife does not have authority over her own body, but rather her husband, and similarly a husband does not have authority over his own body, but rather his wife. 5 Do not deprive each other, except perhaps by mutual consent for a time, to be free for prayer, but then return to one another, so that Satan may not tempt you through your lack of self-control.

to the op, please ur wife.
that will solve ur problem
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-30-2009, 06:28 PM

You catch you wife masterbateing in the shower(maybe rock her world once in a while big boy?)and you ask a bunch of men how to "punish"her?Being maried to a pansy boy like you is punishment ENOUGH.You sound like a bunch of muslims in here.AND she is pregnant?pull that pecker out of your pants and do her,you idiot.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-30-2009, 06:48 PM

I'm quite new here so excuse my sub par religious knowledge but...

Beating women is definitely not excusable under any bible or religion...

And... "Unsaved, Unwelcome".. Isn't the whole meaning of your religion to bring people to Jesus? Unsaved Unwelcome is on the Banner. That just confuses me. You're reversing the role of what Jesus intended and all the time he spent on Earth you're putting to waste. It's ignorant misunderstandings of the bible like this that make me sick, And what kind of bible are you getting this kind of behavior from? Even literal interpretations don't support this.

Also praying should be done to praise Jesus, not for punishment. Yes, you should repent and ask forgiveness of your sins, but by faith this should be done. This should not be put into the hands of the Husband to punish her. God will have his judgment, and the husband should be doing his job to better his wife not literally beat her down. Beatings are not constructive what so ever. She is not a child.

“Devil’s layer” What in the world. Our bodies are made in the image of God. I don’t think I need to say anymore.

Your all idiots. She’s pleasuring herself because you can’t act in bed to her standards. Let alone you make her sit at the edge of the bed and pray. You should make her sit at the edge of the bed and suck my dick.. If what your all saying is pure and the only acceptable way under "God", then shit, I don't want to go to heaven.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-30-2009, 07:30 PM

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I'm quite new here so excuse my sub par religious knowledge but...

Beating women is definitely not excusable under any bible or religion...

And... "Unsaved, Unwelcome".. Isn't the whole meaning of your religion to bring people to Jesus? Unsaved Unwelcome is on the Banner. That just confuses me. You're reversing the role of what Jesus intended and all the time he spent on Earth you're putting to waste. It's ignorant misunderstandings of the bible like this that make me sick, And what kind of bible are you getting this kind of behavior from? Even literal interpretations don't support this.

Also praying should be done to praise Jesus, not for punishment. Yes, you should repent and ask forgiveness of your sins, but by faith this should be done. This should not be put into the hands of the Husband to punish her. God will have his judgment, and the husband should be doing his job to better his wife not literally beat her down. Beatings are not constructive what so ever. She is not a child.

“Devil’s layer” What in the world. Our bodies are made in the image of God. I don’t think I need to say anymore.

Your all idiots. She’s pleasuring herself because you can’t act in bed to her standards. Let alone you make her sit at the edge of the bed and pray. You should make her sit at the edge of the bed and suck my dick.. If what your all saying is pure and the only acceptable way under "God", then shit, I don't want to go to heaven.

As the husband, we rule the house. Get out of here if you can't handle that... You're probably one of those guys that is told what to do all the time by your insecure wife...

Interesting that you can't even spell correctly... Certainly you represent what the devil has in store for those who vote for liberal schools! Keep up the good work so we know who you are.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-30-2009, 07:41 PM

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-30-2009, 07:59 PM

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I know, Jesus can see into your soul and makes you make mistakes. He tells us that he sees that your next post will be suggesting that members of Landover be banned.

Nothing is hidden from Him. PRAISE!

In fact I was suggesting that if a rule was set, it should be enforced regardless of who violated the rule. Are you suggesting that rules are intended to be abused for those whom a single man (or party of men) decide to abuse the rule for? I certainly hope not given what this site represents. That would be hypocrisy.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-30-2009, 08:25 PM

Wow. Original poster of this topic is piffleed. You beat your wife because you are not enough of a man to please her? This whole forum is a joke. I can honestly say that if I ever saw you in person and knew who you were I would kick the shit out of you. Your pathetic; same goes for all the " regular " members here.

ps. The reason you are getting all these people joining your forums and making fun of you is because this topic and forum are so ridiculous that its going through the news. Hope that next knock on your door is a police officer. Blasphemy deleted.
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I can honestly say that if I ever saw you in person and knew who you were I would kick the shit out of you. Your pathetic; same goes for all the " regular " members here.
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As the husband, we rule the house. Get out of here if you can't handle that... You're probably one of those guys that is told what to do all the time by your insecure wife...

Interesting that you can't even spell correctly... Certainly you represent what the devil has in store for those who vote for liberal schools! Keep up the good work so we know who you are.
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OMG A WOMAN USING A COMPUTER!!!!...where the f u ck is her husband!?! he should be paddling satan outta you right now...

...And as for the debating of science on this forum, via COMPUTER!
Computer : man-made scientific creation or "blasphemy" as you would call it.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-30-2009, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by daedsidog View Post
OMG A WOMAN USING A COMPUTER!!!!...where the f u ck is her husband!?! he should be paddling satan outta you right now...

...And as for the debating of science on this forum, via COMPUTER!
Computer : man-made scientific creation or "blasphemy" as you would call it.
You are all hypocrites.

SO GET THE /=UCK OFF IT AND START PRAYING FOR FORGIVNESS!
Before his death, he would beat me quite regularly.
I can assure you I have the Pastors permission to be here.

I have no worry about my Salvation.
Praise Jesus



Sister Talitha

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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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