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Default Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls - 01-12-2011, 03:58 AM

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I cannot stand women who tempt me with their bodies. Society should allow us to put them back in their places
Well God does, and that's all that really matters. We need to pray for Godly Republicans to retake the WHITEhouse in 2012 and start instituting the KJV as the law of the land instead of secular laws written by joos.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls - 02-11-2011, 11:24 PM

So let me get this straight. 90% of you so called ''Christians '' tell people to do what is in the word of god aka the holy bible science fiction and written by people bad in the old days to scare and control primitive people . Imagine that people with no common sense in there head and full of self pity and doubt people in a spooky incompetent father figure who dosent give a shit. To prove it You ''Christians ' have twisted the words of the bible to make it to your standards then what it was suppose to be from the olden days so grow up quit with the propaganda and be like god instead of telling people how to be like god then you might go somewhere and also one other thing. IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE THOU SHALL NOT FORCE THE WORD OF GOD UPON ONE SOUL SO PLEASE KEEP YOUR UNPROVEN IMAGINARY FIGURE TO YOURSELVES.
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Default Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls - 02-11-2011, 11:26 PM

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So let me get this straight. 90% of you so called ''Christians '' tell people to do what is in the word of god aka the holy bible science fiction and written by people bad in the old days to scare and control primitive people . Imagine that people with no common sense in there head and full of self pity and doubt people in a spooky incompetent father figure who dosent give a shit. To prove it You ''Christians ' have twisted the words of the bible to make it to your standards then what it was suppose to be from the olden days so grow up quit with the propaganda and be like god instead of telling people how to be like god then you might go
Let me get this straight. You don't believe in God, but you are telling us how God acts.

Does it hurt your brain to be so incredibly ignorant or is it truly bliss?

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somewhere and also one other thing. IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE THOU SHALL NOT FORCE THE WORD OF GOD UPON ONE SOUL SO PLEASE KEEP YOUR UNPROVEN IMAGINARY FIGURE TO YOURSELVES.


By all means, quote the chapter and verse to us.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE THOU SHALL NOT FORCE THE WORD OF GOD UPON ONE SOUL SO PLEASE KEEP YOUR UNPROVEN IMAGINARY FIGURE TO YOURSELVES.
Post the scripture, chapter and verse or it didn't happen.

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So let me get this straight. 90% of you so called ''Christians '' tell people to do what is in the word of god blah.. blah.. blah..
You are misunderstanding something, I think. GOD tells us what to do, in The Bible.

100% of Christians follow His word 100% - and it tells us that everyone else is going to be tormented in Hell forever and ever. I only post scripture, in context:

JOHN 14
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Thomas saith vnto him, Lord, we know not whither thou goest: and how can we know the way?
6 Iesus saith vnto him, I am the Way, the Trueth, and the Life: no man commeth vnto the Father but by mee.
7 If ye had knowen me, ye should haue knowen my Father also: and from henceforth ye know him, and haue seene him.
8 Philip sayth vnto him, Lord, shew vs the Father, and it sufficeth vs.
9 Iesus saith vnto him, Haue I bin so long time with you, and yet hast thou not knowen me, Philip? he that hath seene me, hath seene the father, and how sayest thou then, Shew vs the father?


That is not me saying that. It is God.

REVELATION 14
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And I saw another Angel flie in the midst of heauen, hauing the euerlasting Gospel, to preach vnto them that dwel on the earth, and to euery nation, and kinred, and tongue, and people,
7 Saying with a loud voice, Feare God, and giue glory to him, for the houre of his iudgement is come: and worshippe him that made heauen and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters.
8 And there followed another Angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great citie, because she made all nations drinke of the wine of the wrath of her fornication.
9 And the third Angel followed them, saying with a lowd voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receiue his marke in his forehead, or in his hand,
10 The same shall drinke of the wine of the wrath of God, which is powred out without mixture into the cup of his indignation, and hee shall be tormented with fire and brimstone, in the presence of the holy Angels, and in the presence of the Lambe:
11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth vp for euer and euer. And they haue no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoeuer receyueth the marke of his name.
12 Here is the patience of the Saints: Here are they that keepe the Commandements of God, and the faith of Iesus.


That historical account is given to us by God. It is the history of the future.
Please note that I have not taken these passages out of context.
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Default Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls - 03-06-2011, 11:19 PM

If i rape you its because you exposed your body to satan, and satan over whelmes me and enters my vessel and forces himself into you. its the clothing that you are wearing, and the devil likes it. for the devil is horny and nasty and i am clean and pure and if i am ever horny it is only for Jesus.


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If i rape you its because you exposed your body to satan, and satan over whelmes me and enters my vessel and forces himself into you. its the clothing that you are wearing, and the devil likes it. for the devil is horny and nasty and i am clean and pure and if i am ever horny it is only for Jesus.
This guy is high.

When you rape someone, you are filled with lust and hatred, and is very likely self-loathing. These are the qualities of devils, not God or man. It's very convenient to blame someone else for your shortcomings and mistakes.
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If i rape you its because you exposed your body to satan, and satan over whelmes me and enters my vessel and forces himself into you. its the clothing that you are wearing, and the devil likes it. for the devil is horny and nasty and i am clean and pure and if i am ever horny it is only for Jesus.
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This guy is high.

When you rape someone, you are filled with lust and hatred, and is very likely self-loathing. These are the qualities of devils, not God or man. It's very convenient to blame someone else for your shortcomings and mistakes.
The two of you are way off base and are derailing this thread. Go back and read it from the beginning. We are not interested in hearing your unsaved opinions about rape.


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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls - 03-20-2011, 04:04 AM

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You aren't a Christian, so why do you care what the Bible says?

Rape is always a bad thing, boy.

I agree Rape is always a bad thing, however its encouraged here . . .


Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=54668


So in this thread it is said that you should protect your daughters from rape, then the other thread it is suggested that you get your daughters raped?


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Look: I wasn't the author of he pamphlets. That doesn't mean that they aren't useful.

Anything that a caring parent can do to protect their kid is worth it to me.
Actually lets get more descriptive from the other thread:

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Uninvited guests? Let them rape your daughter!
Of course the men of the house does the right thing and invites the uninvited guests to rape his virgin daughter: Unfortunately you don't see this kind of hospitality anymore nowadays. People have become rude and insensitive towards the wishes of their guests.

If for some reason the uninvited guests are not interested in raping your virgin daughter, just show them your daughters naked body! Problem solved.
Lets try not to contradict ourselves now . . .


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Lets try not to contradict ourselves now . . .


Well, we have ourselves another insufferable little pugilist on our hands. Son, you already have accumulated some infractions – perhaps you would like a few more.

Each of those threads is Biblically correct, and you probably didn't read any of them. Taking things out of context will not gain you any points, and cements your reputation as an imbecile.


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Default Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls - 03-27-2011, 08:02 PM

I can't believe you can write that kind of crap....poor men...supposed to be the stronger sex, and yet, always being the victim of, oh irony....the WEAK sex.

Poor you having to go out in the street raping slutty teenagers to punish them for their ungodly behaviour....

I feel sorry for all your sufferings, really, and also for your small penis...

Well, yeah, whoever thinks as you all do must have some kind of frustration and complex and needs to find someone to blame it on...

And the one saying that the male cousin was probably dressed queer and provocating the poor rapist that the HAD to feel heterosexual and rape that poor girl....are you freking out of your mind????

Seriously, I wish you get raped for wearing a swiming suit at a gay beach by accident, and see how it feels....

If a guy ever tries to rape me, I' ll cut off his dick as an act of Christian compassion, that way he'll never feel tempted again....

In fact, what about closing guys at home if they can't control themselves???
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I can't believe you can write that kind of crap....poor men...supposed to be the stronger sex, and yet, always being the victim of, oh irony....the WEAK sex.
Well, after all it was Eve who deceived Adam into eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, making her the inventor of sin.
Genesis 3:6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
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Poor you having to go out in the street raping slutty teenagers to punish them for their ungodly behaviour....
I once "raped" a slutty young woman a long time ago. Being a follower of Biblical law I had to pay her father (a good True Christian™ man) fifty shekels of silver and now I'm stuck with this hag for the rest of my life. Every day I have to give her hard beatings because she can't do anything right, be it cooking my steaks, cleaning the house, bearing me sons or doing the dishes. Every day I just pray to Jesus to send her to hell already so that I can find myself a better, younger and more obedient wife.

Women are a great burden for us men who are trying our hardest to work for our living and spreading the word of Jesus Christ. Women are not supposed to have opinions, they are only here to serve us and making more soldiers for Christ. Period.
1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

1 Timothy 5:14 I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully.


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Default Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls - 04-06-2011, 11:31 AM

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God did not create any pink zebras so she could not possible be wearing that! Also, her name was Keisha... that is not a christian name!

I would like to hand this pamphlet out to every harlot girl in Sweden. If you dress slutty and tries to look like a whore, and act like one too, then you will be treated as one!

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15But thou didst trust in thine own beauty, and playedst the harlot because of thy renown, and pouredst out thy fornications on every one that passed by; his it was.


She should be happy that someone tried to give her some help before she turns into a whore!


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God did not create any pink zebras so she could not possible be wearing that! Also, her name was Keisha... that is not a christian name!

I would like to hand this pamphlet out to every harlot girl in Sweden. If you dress slutty and tries to look like a whore, and act like one too, then you will be treated as one!



She should be happy that someone tried to give her some help before she turns into a whore!
I am so sorry, so so sorry for posting in the part of the forum! I don't even now how I got here in the first place!
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Default Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls - 04-15-2011, 01:23 PM

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If i rape you its because you exposed your body to satan, and satan over whelmes me and enters my vessel and forces himself into you. its the clothing that you are wearing, and the devil likes it. for the devil is horny and nasty and i am clean and pure and if i am ever horny it is only for Jesus.
I know this "member" is unsaved, but I agree with what he says, that the evil of that to be raped brings out the devil in me we all must fight. I must only be swollen for Christ. Only for Christ, brothers.
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I see. If you go through a black neighborhood wearing a Klan robe, you should expect nothing to happen to you?

If the girl dresses like a whore, she should not be surprised if she gets treated like one.
Hail Christ the Lord, Pastor! Too many young ladies have passed before me dressed that way, and they were shown the Truth, thanks to the Power of Christ swelling my strength and manhood.
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Default Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls - 04-15-2011, 01:38 PM

I have to say I have been inspired by this thread. I have a 13yr old daughter.

I have copied the words and produced a few pamphlets from my PC and I'm going to hand them out at the school.

We have to educate our children.
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Default Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls - 04-16-2011, 12:35 AM

Just be careful we do not excuse the rapist. He is the one who could not restrain himself, and while the whore may share in the blame, the primary wrong-doer is the rapist.
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