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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-22-2008, 02:19 AM

I do apologise for posting an image that was too big, but it really wasn't photoshopped. I invite users to google "KJV1611 Bible". on google images and find both pictures, the pants one and the panties one, and rationally compare as to which one they think is real. I don't think for one moment any of you seriously believe what you are saying about this image.

But back to the more pressing issue of the thread, the judges shouldn't be discriminated against because of where God chose to have them live, there is nothing in the bible about white Americans being superior or anything like that. Suggesting America is God's favourite country is also not a valid argument. America has a seperation of church and state - the state doesn't even support christ using its political powers! It has been the victim of many disasters... It is economically falling behind China.. Norway is the country with the highest standard of living in the world, Japan the richest in terms of individuals.

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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-22-2008, 02:26 AM

2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.


The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. God has Blessed us over all other nations.

Rich japs? Please! They live in rabbit hutches and live on rat meat and a half cup of cold rice every day.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-22-2008, 07:55 AM

THERE'S A GODDAMN FOREIGNER ON THEIR "JURY" AS WELL! Friends, I can honestly say I would NEVER take part in such an abomination.

Oh, and let me guess: this one is photoshopped as well? Is it? Huh ?





Hah.

A Tranny.

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No comment.


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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-23-2008, 01:21 AM

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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-23-2008, 02:48 PM

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If someone made a crude photoshopped image of two landover pastors in a homosexual position with each other, would it stand as evidence that landover secretly wants everyone to be gay, if i then found it on a google search?
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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-24-2008, 04:12 PM

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They are doing it with each other and a dog at the same time?




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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-24-2008, 05:30 PM

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They are doing it with each other and a dog at the same time?
Your words not mine, friend. But I wouldn't put it past Simon Cowell to be honest. He's a Brit pretending to be an American. Nuff said.


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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 07-29-2011, 02:24 AM

@ Wide-Open

"THERE'S A GODDAMN FOREIGNER ON THEIR "JURY" AS WELL!"

God did not damn anything. Are you sure you are a True Christian?
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God did not damn anything.
Like this?

Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Romans 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

Matthew 23:14 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.

Just to mention few.
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