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Default Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 12-18-2008, 11:32 PM
I want to make some good sharp cheese balls and need a recipe, so I figured, ask the Ladies of Landover!
I don't really have pecans here, but have cashews and almonds and peanuts. (I'd die for a macadamian cheesenut ball!) Here's a basic recipe for cheese balls, but i know you ladies can help me out and tell me about better cheese balls!



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Cheese balls are always popular at parties in the south. Traditionally the cheese ball is rolled in finely chopped pecans though cheese balls can be served sans nuts.


One of my favorite party treats is the cheese ball. There are so many variations. Everyone seems to add a little something different. I can't say that I've had an awful cheese ball though some are tastier than others
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Default Re: Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 12-18-2008, 11:34 PM
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I want to make some good sharp cheese balls and need a recipe, so I figured, ask the Ladies of Landover!
I don't really have pecans here, but have cashews and almonds and peanuts. (I'd die for a macadamian cheesenut ball!) Here's a basic recipe for cheese balls, but i know you ladies can help me out and tell me about better cheese balls!
I live in Hawaii. Everyone has a mac-nut farm. Can you get them through customs over there? 'Cause they are free to me (in reasonable quantities).

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Default Re: Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 12-18-2008, 11:37 PM
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I live in Hawaii. Everyone has a mac-nut farm. Can you get them through customs over there? 'Cause they are free to me (in reasonable quantities).
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Default Re: Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 12-18-2008, 11:55 PM
I am sorry if a virus got into my post. That Satan is just plain evil!!!!

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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 12-18-2008, 11:56 PM
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I want to make some good sharp cheese balls and need a recipe, so I figured, ask the Ladies of Landover!
I don't really have pecans here, but have cashews and almonds and peanuts. (I'd die for a macadamian cheesenut ball!) Here's a basic recipe for cheese balls, but i know you ladies can help me out and tell me about better cheese balls!
Don't you just get a bunch of Velveeta and wad it up into a ball? That's how my kitchen mammy does it.

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Default Re: Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 12-19-2008, 12:04 AM
I need a serious True Christian ™ computer anti virus program to protect me against Satanic recipes and such. Is there such a program?

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Default Re: Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 12-19-2008, 12:44 AM
One of the ladies at my church brought a "Cheesus" to a pot luck a few months back. I found an image online:



Enough of the Board decided they appreciated her misguided attempt at humor enough to avoid executing excommunicating her.

We contacted Pastors Al Pistle and Deacon Fred. Within a few months, the company manufacturing "Cheesus" was out of business, and the neighboring town had enough grilled cheese sandwiches to last a year.

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Default Re: Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 12-19-2008, 12:32 PM
There were Sure a lot of cheesy balls at that ball, honey - but I kept my honor!
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Default Re: Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 12-19-2008, 11:28 PM
Can't you just order some online from Schweatty Balls?



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Default Re: Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 12-20-2008, 03:26 AM
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Don't you just get a bunch of Velveeta and wad it up into a ball? That's how my kitchen mammy does it.
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Default Re: Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 12-20-2008, 06:48 AM
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Don't you just get a bunch of Velveeta and wad it up into a ball? That's how my kitchen mammy does it.
You think these Godless commies would allow Velveeta in? I would kill for some wholesome delicious yellow Velveeta cheese!

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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 12-20-2008, 10:16 AM
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I am sorry if a virus got into my post. That Satan is just plain evil!!!!
Vinnie suspects there's a connection between your cheesy balls and that virus, personal experience n' all. You gotta man up and quit blaming Satan, cuz he ain't gonna pay for your antibiotics....that's personal experience too......

maybe you should put this thread in the men's forum where the chicks ain't allowed to squawk.... it's a man problem you got, and you deserve Man Advice®.
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I have an allergy to Cheesy Balls.
I only have to pop just one Cheesy Ball in my mouth and I need to hurl.

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Oh.My.JESUS, look who's back. It is the 'Elvis Presley of Landover Baptist Church' if such an abomination could even be Conceived....

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Default Re: Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 12-23-2008, 05:22 PM
If your lookin for cheese balls you've certainly come to the right place. Felice Navidad.

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Default Re: Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 12-23-2008, 05:26 PM
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If your lookin for cheese balls you've certainly come to the right place. Felice Navidad.
Hey Guapo, don't put yourself down. We were just too polite to sat it.

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Don Bozo el Guapo is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Don Bozo el Guapo is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Don Bozo el Guapo is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Don Bozo el Guapo is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Don Bozo el Guapo is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Don Bozo el Guapo is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Don Bozo el Guapo is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Don Bozo el Guapo is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 12-23-2008, 08:04 PM
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Hey Guapo, don't put yourself down. We were just too polite to say it.
This is way strange Dude,I was thinkin of you when I made the Queso Bolos post. the voices in my head must really come from the "Big Guy" himself. Felice Navidad.

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Default Re: Hey LOL, I need help with some cheese balls. - 02-11-2009, 07:40 AM
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I live in Hawaii. Everyone has a mac-nut farm. Can you get them through customs over there? 'Cause they are free to me (in reasonable quantities).
Ew, you live in Hawaii?

One more reason that I, locally born, should get the hell out of there.
Along with all of the locals who deserve their land back.

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