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Cange my name back. CMon -
05-14-2019, 12:36 AM
Why am i named PocketProtector. I didint sign up as this name.
Change it back to [PORNOGRAPHIC LEXICON REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 05-14-2019 at 12:47 AM.
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-14-2019, 12:48 AM
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Why am i named PocketProtector. I didint sign up as this name.
Change it back to maybe not
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Hi. You missed this. Forgive the formatting, I'm as lazy as you are.
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-14-2019, 12:48 AM
Dear, this is the introduction forums. You are welcome to introduce yourself to our friendly community! Please include such fascinating information about you, such as what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is! How did you meet Jesus and what do you do to share His Glory in this Dark World?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-14-2019, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by PocketProtector
Why am i named PocketProtector. I didint sign up as this name.
Change it back to [PORNOGRAPHIC LEXICON REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
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You need to stop worrying about your name and start worrying about your soul! Tell us about your relationship with Jesus! Why is your avatar a purple ape; are you some kind of Darwinist?
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-14-2019, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by PocketProtector
Why am i named PocketProtector. I didint sign up as this name.
Change it back to [PORNOGRAPHIC LEXICON REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
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This is the INTRODUCTION Forum, not the Court of Appeal. Kindly follow the instructions at the top of the Introduction Forum page. From the sound of things, so far you are not doing too well here. That could change IF you make a proper introduction, as instructed at the top of this INTRODUCTION Forum page. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-14-2019, 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
You need to stop worrying about your name and start worrying about your soul! Tell us about your relationship with Jesus! Why is your avatar a purple ape; are you some kind of Darwinist?
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My avatars a purpe ape, becuase:
Its a refrence to a 90s software called bonzibuddy.
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-14-2019, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by PocketProtector
My avatars a purpe ape, becuase:
Its a refrence to a 90s software called bonzibuddy.
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Well, at least you don't believe the lies of EVILution. Now how about you tell us what church you attend, how you came to know Jesus, and your favorite Bible verse? You've most definitely gotten off on the wrong foot here, but you can still redeem yourself in the eyes of the Lord.
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-14-2019, 02:48 AM
Two posts...and they are banned. Is that some kind of record?
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-14-2019, 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Dana723
Two posts...and they are banned. Is that some kind of record?
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Hardly. And it wasn't even a "good death", kinda like euthanasia but they got put out of our suffering.
C'mon trolls, step up the game.
New rule from here on out tho: READ SOMETHING. Anything, no care. Just read the whole thing, k?
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-14-2019, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by PocketProtector
Why am i named PocketProtector. I didint sign up as this name.
Change it back to [PORNOGRAPHIC LEXICON REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
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Welcome friend. You God haters are never pleased with the Perfection He wrought until you.
Like that kid, Stumpy, you know, the one with one regular leg and one baby leg. Hops around really good. Always wins the potato sack race (he really should go pro). Yet he complains about the marvelous gift God gave him.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-14-2019, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Welcome friend. You God haters are never pleased with the Perfection He wrought until you.
Like that kid, Stumpy, you know, the one with one regular leg and one baby leg. Hops around really good. Always wins the potato sack race (he really should go pro). Yet he complains about the marvelous gift God gave him.
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Brother Hutchins, I regret to inform you that this foul sinner has ALREADY gotten himself banned.
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-14-2019, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
Brother Hutchins, I regret to inform you that this foul sinner has ALREADY gotten himself banned.
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And after all of the kind, welcoming greetings and friendly advice that we had given to her, she got herself banished from our Godly site! But, the people wouldn't listen to Noah, either, so it's of no surprise she was banned.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-14-2019, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
And after all of the kind, welcoming greetings and friendly advice that we had given to her, she got herself banished from our Godly site! But, the people wouldn't listen to Noah, either, so it's of no surprise she was banned.
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If only he'd read the Bible, he'd know that calamity comes swiftly to those who go against God (Deuteronomy 32:35).
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-14-2019, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
If only he'd read the Bible, he'd know that calamity comes swiftly to those who go against God (Deuteronomy 32:35).
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Amen, dear Brother Lukes! Amen, and Amen! But that's what happens to rebels who think they can avoid obeying God's rules and then avoid His righteous judgments! I Samuel 15:23 "For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the Lord, he hath also rejected thee from being king."
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-14-2019, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
Brother Hutchins, I regret to inform you that this foul sinner has ALREADY gotten himself banned.
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Even when banned to fiery pits of Hell, we need to pray for their worthless souls. I pray for each and every person who has joined LBC. In some perverse way, it is a cry for help that WE failed on. I take it as a personal responsibility to save all these lost souls.
I recall Pastor Ezekiel used to hunt down the more disturbed and degenerate ones, no matter where in the world they were hiding.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-15-2019, 12:07 PM
Wasn’t it Edgar Allen Shakespeare who said “a rose by any other name would smell as sweet”? Well you smell bad in God’s nasal passages until you get on your knees and ask Jesus to cleanse your soul.
I hope you don’t smell bad for long because Jesus is coming soon. (Revelation 22:12)
He loves you but He will throw you in the flames for stinking up the place.
Cheerfully
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Cange my name back. CMon -
05-15-2019, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
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I hope you don’t smell bad for long because Jesus is coming soon. (Revelation 22:12)
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Dear Brother, maybe he needs Jesus to come up his nose,
Job 27:3All the while my breath is in me, and the spirit of God is in my nostrils
And fill the nasal passages with the cleansing white scent of dish detergent. Just as my father used to do with me.
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