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Happy Birthday Betty Bowers! -
03-15-2009, 03:25 PM
And many many more!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Happy Birthday Betty Bowers! -
03-15-2009, 03:28 PM
Happy Birthday!!
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Happy Birthday Betty Bowers! -
03-15-2009, 03:35 PM
I can't wait to hear about this party!
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Happy Birthday Betty Bowers! -
03-15-2009, 05:30 PM
Considering the Rapture will be coming any day now, she'll look 29 forever!
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Re: Happy Birthday Betty Bowers! -
03-15-2009, 05:53 PM
Happy Birthday!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday Betty Bowers! -
03-16-2009, 05:08 AM
Sister Betty, you don't look a day over . . . well, it's apparent that the joy of the Lord is in your heart, my dear!
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Re: Happy Birthday Betty Bowers! -
03-16-2009, 05:10 AM
Happy Birthday! I hope I can train my wife to be as Godly as you! Probably need to get the belt out!
HUNTING ATHEISTS SINCE 1989.
I ♣ Seals!!
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Re: Happy Birthday Betty Bowers! -
03-16-2009, 06:58 AM
Well I don't like to brag, but sister Betty Bower's Birthday Parties are always quite memorable. Jesus Himself attends. I'm sure that once she sobers up finds the time in her busy social calendar she'll be in to tell you some of the things you less-than-Platinum tithers missed.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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