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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-03-2011, 01:53 AM

I have a question for you all. Like you guys don't care if you are judged for your way of life right? But its still offensive if someone hates on you for your lifestyle. Obviously some people don't agree with you and most are very vocal about it. But why call gay people "fags." or even, why would you name gay sports for people to watch out for. I'm not going to get into why people are gay but honestly, its so hateful. I'd just rather you be a little more respectful of peoples lifestyles other than your own.


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-03-2011, 02:35 AM

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I have a question for you all. Like you guys don't care if you are judged for your way of life right? But its still offensive if someone hates on you for your lifestyle. Obviously some people don't agree with you and most are very vocal about it. But why call gay people "fags." or even, why would you name gay sports for people to watch out for. I'm not going to get into why people are gay but honestly, its so hateful. I'd just rather you be a little more respectful of peoples lifestyles other than your own.
I agree with you that "fag" is not a very nice way to refer to queers. I'd prefer that people use "sodomite" or "abomination" as it connotes a Biblical tone.

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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-03-2011, 02:37 AM

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I agree with you that "fag" is not a very nice way to refer to queers. I'd prefer that people use "sodomite" or "abomination" as it connotes a Biblical tone.

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Why cant you just know that they are going to hell according to your way of life instead of having to put them down every chance you get. There is no need to call them sodomite and abomination other than to purely offend them. I just think its not cool to call someone a name like that just to put them down. I'm not going to go and say you guys are idiots for believe what you do...


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-03-2011, 02:45 AM

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Why cant you just know that they are going to hell according to your way of life instead of having to put them down every chance you get. There is no need to call them sodomite and abomination other than to purely offend them. I just think its not cool to call someone a name like that just to put them down. I'm not going to go and say you guys are idiots for believe what you do...
Where did I put anyone down? Good grief, I try and extend a tolerant olive branch to you, and you snap at me like a rabid swamp turtle and then imply that I'm an idiot.

Instead of using common slurs, I am simply trying to use Biblical references for queers, to wit:

(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

(Jude 1:7) "Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire."

You have hurt me deeply, young man...I expect an apology.



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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-03-2011, 02:52 AM

I agree, it was poor word choice in idiots, I didn't mean to imply that. I understand you are using it from the bible, and I have read those verses. I'm not saying you are using it in a derogatory way I'm just saying that I have seen others on this board use it in a way that isn't nice and singles gay people out, not for preaching, but for bashing.

Sorry if I had offended you,

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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-03-2011, 03:03 AM

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I agree, it was poor word choice in idiots, I didn't mean to imply that. I understand you are using it from the bible, and I have read those verses. I'm not saying you are using it in a derogatory way I'm just saying that I have seen others on this board use it in a way that isn't nice and singles gay people out, not for preaching, but for bashing.

Sorry if I had offended you,

Yours in not really Christ,

Joe
That is what might be charitably described as a passive-aggressive apology, and therefor I cannot accept.

By saying "Sorry if I had offended you" you attempt to put the onus on me for the entire episode, when in fact it was YOU who initiated the ugliness.

If you were truly sorry you would've said something like:

"I am sorry for being offensive."

I pray you can see the difference.

And then your cutesy "Yours in not really Christ" jab only adds to the overall offensiveness. At least have the courage of your convictions, and don't rely on mealy-mouthed mush like that to make your point.

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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-03-2011, 03:25 AM

Well there is where you are wrong Mr. Smyth. I really am sorry if I had offended you in any way, it wasn't my intention. And idk you guys seem to write that after anything, it wasn't a jab towards you or anyone, I was just stating my own fact, I really am not too much into Christ, but its there, so I want to make it known its there but not so much. Nothing towards you or a jab at anyone, thats just how I'm going to write what I say....


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-03-2011, 03:57 AM

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Well there is where you are wrong Mr. Smyth. I really am sorry if I had offended you in any way, it wasn't my intention. And idk you guys seem to write that after anything, it wasn't a jab towards you or anyone, I was just stating my own fact, I really am not too much into Christ, but its there, so I want to make it known its there but not so much. Nothing towards you or a jab at anyone, thats just how I'm going to write what I say....


Yours not so much in Christ,
Joe

P.S. I really, really hope you don't think I'm trying to offend you, I don't know how much I can stress this, Its just really not my intention.
Your persistance is posting non-Christian points of view is extremely offensive to Jesus and Hs favorite forum. Why don't you go bother the Mormons or something?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Your persistance is posting non-Christian points of view is extremely offensive to Jesus and Hs favorite forum. Why don't you go bother the Mormons or something?
I don't get why you think I'm bothering you, I'm trying to understand your lifestyle better, this is interesting to me, and I'm just stating some facts about myself and my belifs to see how you react to them, to really see what you guys believe, because just reading posts, which is what I have been doing, didn't seem like I got the big picture. I'm not here to change any of your opinions because I honestly don't think I could. I just hope you don't hate me for it.

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I don't get why you think I'm bothering you, I'm trying to understand your lifestyle better, this is interesting to me, and I'm just stating some facts about myself and my belifs to see how you react to them, to really see what you guys believe, because just reading posts, which is what I have been doing, didn't seem like I got the big picture. I'm not here to change any of your opinions because I honestly don't think I could. I just hope you don't hate me for it.

Yours Truly,
Jozef

P.S- Just as a heads up, I'm not going to be banned from these forums or anything, I have no ill intent or ill will towards you, and I think it would be kinda sad if I posted something and I didn't get to see if it I got banned.
Son, the things that you "don't get" could fill a dozen football stadiums. This is a Christian forum. Our policy is clearly stated: Unsaved NOT Welcome!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Son, the things that you "don't get" could fill a dozen football stadiums. This is a Christian forum. Our policy is clearly stated: Unsaved NOT Welcome!
Errrrr see Mr. Ezekiel, I think that there are things that you don't get as well, but I don't care, I just want to understand and hear how you are living. And ok sorry I'm unsaved, but really I cant try and understand you guys?

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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-03-2011, 04:33 AM

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I'm not asking you to commit sodomy with me I have a boyfriend... and I don't cheat! Thanks for that introduction thing, I will post, really thats nice of you , didn't know you could be nice to outsiders Eze, you made my day, and I've already looked at that topic, I really hope I didn't make an ass out of myself though? I have tried to be as respectable as I could.


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-07-2011, 01:29 AM

Leap Frog is the gayest of the gay sports. Especially when performed in the nude like those faggy Romans used to do.
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Question Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-07-2011, 07:02 AM

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Ice Skating, Swimming (of course!), Wrestling, Tennis, and especially European "Football" AKA Soccer! Did I miss any???
O.O SWIMMING?! Tennis?! Ice Skating?! SOCCER?! I can understand Wrestling... But anywho; how?! Why?!


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-07-2011, 10:05 AM

Forgive me if I missed it, and someone already named the most gaytarded sport of all time, but I'd like to add handball to this list. Seriously, we are talking about a sport that makes out with other sports and spends a lot of time caring about how its "friends" dress.


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-07-2011, 04:05 PM

You nailed it Bill, handball is one of the gayest sports ever. Check the name of the goaling team here...Cocks!!!!



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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-07-2011, 04:47 PM

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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-07-2011, 04:55 PM

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Oh **it, thats it. No more that then. I go for more traditional muay boran where queers and women are not allowed.


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-07-2011, 05:30 PM

Thoughts about baseball? Surely America's favorite past time can in no way be considered homosexual. However, I have to admit I am ignorant here as to what the Christian community thinks of it. I'm going to go out on a limb and admit that I have purchased the ability to watch games on the computer machine here (since we live in Scandinavia and they only have old Dallas re-runs on TV). I did this so as to be able to bring up the boys with what I consider to be a "good, clean and manly sport". I like to think I am doing them a service by teaching them about sacrifice, teamwork, and ethics through this medium. Should I cancel my subscription or is baseball ok?


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