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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 05-15-2017, 04:12 AM

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I'm still straight.....

Hello Cheesehead,


Built any dykes lately? Just asking because you come from the land of Dykes.


Please tell us all about Holland, I have heard there are lots of blacks and muslimbs, Is this true?


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 05-15-2017, 09:41 AM

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Built any dykes lately? Just asking because you come from the land of Dykes.


Please tell us all about Holland, I have heard there are lots of blacks and muslimbs, Is this true?


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1.no
2. Yes
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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 05-15-2017, 09:56 AM

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1.no
2. Yes

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Well now, that didn't tell us very much did it. Remember God is not very keen on annoying people.


Proverbs 27:3


“A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool's wrath is heavier than them both.”



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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 05-15-2017, 11:52 AM

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Hello Miss Dompoes,


Well now, that didn't tell us very much did it. Remember God is not very keen on annoying people.


Proverbs 27:3


“A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool's wrath is heavier than them both.”



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I answered your questions, than how am I annoying?
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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 05-15-2017, 12:48 PM

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I answered your questions, than how am I annoying?

In your own vernacular:


1. No
2. Yes


See? Annoying, isn't it?


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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 05-15-2017, 12:53 PM

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You are right it is not annoying


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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 12-29-2017, 08:16 PM

California, the most populous state in the Union, and objectively the gayest, is preparing to turn a great number of people from normal to homosexual starting Jan 1. A map of places True Christians™ may want to bring stoning buckets to can be found here:

http://www.thecannifornian.com/canna...tarting-jan-1/


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Sinner Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 12-29-2017, 08:21 PM

Weed makes you gay......? Better smoke more of that shit !
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