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04-24-2020, 08:18 PM
I'm just here to observe, and maybe argue, depends. oh hey cool a trumpet. I found Christ through my friends in middle school, who told me about the faith. my favorite verse is John 8:34.
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04-24-2020, 08:20 PM
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I'm just here to observe, and maybe argue, depends. oh hey cool a trumpet. I found Christ through my friends in middle school, who told me about the faith. my favorite verse is John 8:34.
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Very nice to meet you, Miss Blackout! I do hope that you are not a servant of sin?
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04-24-2020, 08:23 PM
Nice to meet you to, good sir. sorry if i caused confusion, I am a female. and no, I am definitely not a servant of sin!
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04-24-2020, 08:26 PM
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Nice to meet you to, good sir.
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Ehem, that would be Miss.
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and no, I am definitely not a servant of sin!
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That is really good to hear, dear! I am looking forward to reading what you have to say.
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04-24-2020, 08:32 PM
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Ehem, that would be Miss.
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Very sorry, madame.
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Re: Nice Place. -
04-24-2020, 08:36 PM
What a really strange name do you have, Mr Uranus Blackout. Is that French? Dutch?
Do you have any children? How, in that case, do you discipline them?
What do you think of a big wall separating the good side of the Panamerican continent from the other?
What type of guns do you favor?
Thanks in advance for your answers here!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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04-24-2020, 08:42 PM
UraniumBlackout is not my real name, it's just two words from a random word generator. You know, internet privacy and all that.
No children.
No objections! Besides cost, i don't see a reason not to build one.
well, that's simple, really, an assault rifle is the fastest way to fill someone with holes
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04-24-2020, 08:50 PM
Sorry if interpreted the intro threads wrong, but am i allowed to make threads and posts now?
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04-24-2020, 08:56 PM
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Sorry if interpreted the intro threads wrong, but am i allowed to make threads and posts now?
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You can post wherever you please, dear. You will be able to create new threads when/if our Department of Faith decides you're fit to do so.
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Re: Nice Place. -
04-24-2020, 08:57 PM
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Sorry if interpreted the intro threads wrong, but am i allowed to make threads and posts now?
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This is a very strange question to ask. You have already created this thread and made several posts on it.
You can, of course, also post on any existing thread. Use the search function to find the appropriate thread. This requires only minimal intelligence.
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04-24-2020, 08:59 PM
Thank you for clarifying that.
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Re: Nice Place. -
04-24-2020, 10:35 PM
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I'm just here to observe, and maybe argue, depends. oh hey cool a trumpet. I found Christ through my friends in middle school, who told me about the faith. my favorite verse is John 8:34.
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Good evening to you, Miss Uranium, and to you I extend a very warm to . We are so very pleased that you have found us here, in our blessed little piece of the interwebs galaxy. It is my prayer that your time with us will find you enriched and blessed, as we study the glorious together, giving thanks to the for precious, shed .
Now, then, Dear, I note that you have told us your favorite verse from the , and how you came to know , but, unless I'm missing something, I don't see any indication of the church you're currently attending. I wonder if I might ask you to please provide that bit of interesting information.
Thank you, Miss Uranium, and may bless you.
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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04-25-2020, 01:13 AM
I Go to the faith baptist church.
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04-25-2020, 01:27 AM
Darn. forgot to capitalize.
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04-25-2020, 02:35 AM
The main reason i came here was to view God's law in full effect.
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Re: Nice Place. -
04-25-2020, 03:11 AM
Hello; yes we get all sorts posting here many of whom have never read The Bible and hold weird ideas about Jesus. The problem for me is wondering where they get those ideas from. For example we know that He is not currently on earth because •He said so John 16:7
•He was seen leaving Luke 24:51
•He is currently in Heaven Acts 7:55
•His return will be universally witnessed Matthew 24:26-27 I am not familiar with your Church but know that all varieties of erroneous doctrine get preached from pulpits and although I'm not saying that's what your Pastor does if you could clarify on these points, that would be great.
It's very easy to understand what is error and what is not. Anything that disagrees with The Bible is false doctrine. Why? Because that source explains both the need for Salvation and the death of Christ being sufficient to provide Salvation. Anyone could make up anything they like, of course, and plenty of people have done just that. What mystifies me is how, in that case, they can (or even want to) call themselves Christians at all?
Thank you for posting a Scripture reference in your intro.
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Re: Nice Place. -
04-25-2020, 01:01 PM
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I'm just here to observe, and maybe argue, depends. oh hey cool a trumpet. I found Christ through my friends in middle school, who told me about the faith. my favorite verse is John 8:34.
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Nice Place. -
05-03-2020, 05:07 PM
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The main reason i came here was to view God's law in full effect.
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We follow the whole King James Bible 100%, cover to cover we obey every Law, every inch of Gods Holy Word.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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