Will these people stop at nothing, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir? Cow Island - which is not even an island
- has its own Catholic "church" less than 5 minutes' walk from the town center (probably less by mobility scooter) and its own priest, one Father Barzare. There is absolutely
no reason to claim anyone has difficulty getting there. Basically, if they can get out of the house to get drenched by a crop-duster then they can get to their place of so-called worship.
I see the whole nonsense was orchestrated by someone improbably named L’Eryn Detraz, a native of Cow Island who was about to begin
her two years of training as a Catholic missionary in Ohio. "She" (these days one never can tell, but are Catholics
really now reduced to training women as missionaries?) shared "her" idea with Father Bizarre and he, poor creature, desperate to appear "woke", did as he was told.
It is tragic that relatively innocent children may have been contaminated by this folly. I will pray for them.