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12-08-2019, 04:11 AM
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[. . .]you forbidding your son from seeing his friends is a good way to ensure that he drops all contact with you once he moves out. . .
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I've met my share of gamers. . . He's never moving out.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
12-27-2019, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by BaseballMom67
hi all
first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth
as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons
i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY
first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES
as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)
there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")
they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it
i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends
if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!
hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!
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this is bullshit
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Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 12-27-2019 at 10:09 PM.
Reason: fixed your quoting format - it's not hard dear if you put down the spliff
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
12-27-2019, 10:09 PM
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this is bullshit
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What a compelling argument you make dear. Did you come up with this all by yourself, or did Beavis and Butthead help you?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
12-27-2019, 10:15 PM
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this is [profanity removed]
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Dear Miss SoccerMom: Normally, it is my pleasure to welcome our newcomers to , but something tells me that you may not be with us for too long.
However, should you wish to make a PROPER introductory message, and to apologize for your most distasteful choice of words in your first message, then the link to our Introduction Forum is here:
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Kindly note our very specific requests here:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
And, if you do write a message of introduction to the servants of the , it is my hope that you will use only the most polite language in doing so. We do have our standards here at , you know.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
12-27-2019, 11:30 PM
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this is bullshit
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Strong language is never welcome.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
12-28-2019, 04:31 AM
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
12-28-2019, 06:08 PM
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Did you come up with this all by yourself, or did Beavis and Butthead help you?
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Actually, icame up with it myself, no thanks to your fat ass
Last edited by Basilissa; 12-28-2019 at 07:34 PM.
Reason: Fixed broken quote, you're welcome
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
12-28-2019, 07:34 PM
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Actually, icame up with it myself, no thanks to your fat ass
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Your lack of genius is duly noted, sweetie.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
12-28-2019, 08:50 PM
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Your lack of genius is duly noted, sweetie.
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Do you happen to know when they go back to school after the Christmas break, Sister?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
12-29-2019, 07:18 AM
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Do you happen to know when they go back to school after the Christmas break, Sister?
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I honestly doubt any amount of schooling is going to help this one.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
01-01-2020, 12:37 AM
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
01-01-2020, 12:40 AM
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That is one of my favorites! Thank you for posting it and getting such a positive "earworm" in my brain!
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
01-06-2020, 06:50 AM
So...I have 2899 hours on TF2. Yeah I used to get mad now I'm pretty chill. I'm not some school shooter...yes it is gore and blood but...It's rated M...what do you expect...
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
01-06-2020, 08:26 AM
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So...I have 2899 hours on TF2...
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Imagine if you'd put effort that towards a job or something, and the car you'd be driving now.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
01-06-2020, 12:18 PM
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Imagine if you'd put effort that towards a job or something, and the car you'd be driving now.
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You are asking too much mental effort from this poor soul, Didymus. He is simply not capable of such a complex task.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
01-06-2020, 12:44 PM
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Imagine if you'd put effort that towards a job or something, and the car you'd be driving now.
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Yep. Assuming minimum wage (which seems the best he could hope for) and a 40-hour week, he'd have made around $21,000 over about a year and a half. Before taxes.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
01-11-2020, 12:57 PM
Another interesting comparison is WHAT DISTANCE would you need to travel (by walking) before it was quicker to start from scratch saving your earnings to buy a car and then drive?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
01-28-2020, 06:26 PM
Since this thread seems to still be active despite it's age, I've got a question I've been meaning to ask here!
How come a handful of the arguments I've seen here in the past mention hippies? Like, in regards to TF2 and why it's unholy, or any variant thereof.
The reason I ask this is because it's evident that the character Saxton Hale (Who, to the uninformed, is quite an important character in the storyline!) quite literally despises hippies! (He even firebombed Woodstock from a helicopter...)
With that in mind, how come there's some kind of perpetuating belief around here that TF2 is supporting a hippie lifestyle?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
01-28-2020, 07:25 PM
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Since this thread seems to still be active despite it's age, I've got a question I've been meaning to ask here!
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Typical Gen Z youth: If information isn't contained in a tweet sized bit, or in a picture through snapchat, one is either unwilling or unable to obtain knowledge. My dear, you won't find pictures of the Kardashians here but I assure you it will be worth its weight in Salvation for you to read the entire thread from the beginning. Contained therein are the answers to all your questions, including why your eternal soul is in mortal jeopardy.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
01-28-2020, 09:13 PM
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Like, in regards to TF2 and why it's unholy, or any variant thereof.
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Europeon high-speed rail networks seem to be very much off-topic here.
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