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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 02-14-2020, 01:22 AM

That heterosexual female looks like she's already conceiving her dream soldiers of Christ in her mind.
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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 02-16-2020, 01:08 PM

I for one, the essence of heterosexuality, hereby object and deny consent for any technology that would be used to question my manliness.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 02-16-2020, 02:38 PM

I'll just stick Kosinski & Wang's "composite faces" at the top here because it's a new page.

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The first thing you notice is that they have different postures. The normal male appears to be slouching with his head pulled down at the back (or tilted up) slightly. Both he and the normal female seem better fed and likely to sprout jowls in later life. The two abominations, as The Bible describes them, are depicted as having the heads on better angled necks.

Secondly, the insinuation is that these are acquired characteristics, as though depravity is somehow natural. What does God think about that? Fortunately it's easy to find out. He's told us that these are vile affactions the women having changed the natural use into that which is against nature and the men also having left the natural use of the woman obsess over their lust one toward another. There is no distinction. God spells it out both are likewise working that which is unseemly.

Romans 1:26-32

Thirdly, what happens when the system is applied to people who don't look like they're made out of marzipan? There's enough of them walking around. I'll just include four.

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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 03-26-2022, 11:04 AM

Yet more signs:
He/she is a decent human being and Good Christian
Reads the King James Bible

"Neither despise, nor oppose, what thou does not understand"

Friendly accepted by friends who been introduced - "I'm a faggot"

Humble and Knowledgeable about the Lord Jesus

Wears exquisite satin/silk boxer shorts, masculine and is manly

Intelligent and Wise
"Never rail, nor taunt. The one is rude, the other is scournful, and both evil.

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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 03-26-2022, 04:59 PM

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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 03-29-2022, 01:45 PM

Sits with his legs crossed
Enjoys “rom com”
Drinks any kind of clear alcohol or non-brown alcohol
Gets uncomfortable when you bring up “breasts” or “hell”
Eats Lemmon bars
“I actually think Biden is doing a decent job”


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Jesus Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 03-29-2022, 07:52 PM

I disagree with this, Friend.

I have had many homers in front of me. I love them and I love their sweet muscular souls. The only way to determine if a man is gay is ask him. I use the masculine terms here because there are no female gays. Two women loving each other until they meet the man who can change their lezbeanery is not as disgusting as two hot, hairy, macho, lithe, undulating men engaged in that which is unseemly.

Perhaps you would benefit from my book, “Loving Men Inside and Out,” with a foreword by Dr. Laurence Niles. It is only 49.99 at better baptist bookstores.

One with the Master,
BrotherLarry


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Amen and Amen
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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 04-04-2022, 02:52 PM

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Sits with his legs crossed
Enjoys “rom com”
Drinks any kind of clear alcohol or non-brown alcohol
Gets uncomfortable when you bring up “breasts” or “hell”
Eats Lemmon bars
“I actually think Biden is doing a decent job”
Does that mean like an Indian guru on a satin pillow?
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