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Default IS THERE A PASTOR ON DUTY? Zeke sighting ! ! ! - 01-18-2009, 05:33 AM
Christians:

"Pastor Zeke" just posted a weird video in the What happened to Pastor Ezekiel? thread.

I don't think it's really him, though. It's so strange and eerie...not like our missing Pastor AT ALL! Some must have beaten his Landover ™ account password out of him!

Who ever made that post, HAS ZEKE !

Please someone trace the connection before they log off ! ! !
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Default Re: IS THERE A PASTOR ON DUTY? Zeke sighting ! ! ! - 01-18-2009, 05:36 AM
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Christians:

"Pastor Zeke" just posted a weird video in the What happened to Pastor Ezekiel? thread.

I don't think it's really him, though. It's so strange and eerie...not like our missing Pastor AT ALL! Some must have beaten his Landover ™ account password out of him!

Who ever made that post, HAS ZEKE !

Please someone trace the connection before they log off ! ! !
Relax, Cootie. We found him. He's just a bit under the weather.

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Default Re: IS THERE A PASTOR ON DUTY? Zeke sighting ! ! ! - 01-18-2009, 05:45 AM
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Relax, Cootie. We found him. He's just a bit under the weather.
I apologize if I sound like I'm questioning you, Good Pastor...but didn't that video seem strage and otherworldly to you ? ?

It's as if they're keeping him drugged and captive somewhere.

It looks like a cry for help!
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Default Re: IS THERE A PASTOR ON DUTY? Zeke sighting ! ! ! - 01-18-2009, 05:58 AM
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I apologize if I sound like I'm questioning you, Good Pastor...but didn't that video seem strage and otherworldly to you ? ?

It's as if they're keeping him drugged and captive somewhere.

It looks like a cry for help!
I have been hearing that sound in the background for years when I talk to Zeke on the phone. I always wondered what it was.

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