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06-27-2012, 11:47 PM
Hi everyone. My name is Acrobrand. As the first part of my name suggests, my father was a Greecophile who thinks that the gay culture of Greece had a lot to do with the true religion that is called Christianity.
I was a useless masturbator who was only interested in porn, Hellywood films and video games. Thankfully, my Christian college teacher instructed me to read Bible only once in hope of salvation. This way, I found Jesus and learned the true Christianity.
Since I'm someone who is recently saved, I'm yet to go to a church.
My favorite Bible verse is John 5:19 : "So Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, the Son can do nothing of his own accord, but only what he sees the Father doing. For whatever the Father does, that the Son does likewise."
God be with us all.
Acrobrand
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06-27-2012, 11:56 PM
Welcome, friend. There is more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents than ninety-nine righteous people (Luke 15:7).
Now that you have beaten porn addiction and fapping, continue to read and study the KJV Bible daily and your Walk with Christ with get better and better! But always remember the dangers of falling back: "Wherefore, let him that thinketh he stand take heed lest he fall" (I Corinthians 10:12).
In Him,
Pastor Ed
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06-28-2012, 12:20 AM
Welcome to the church!
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06-28-2012, 12:31 AM
Welcome friend, How many non-gaywise sons has God seen fit for your wife to produce?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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06-28-2012, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Acrobrand
Hi everyone. My name is Acrobrand. As the first part of my name suggests, my father was a Greecophile who thinks that the gay culture of Greece had a lot to do with the true religion that is called Christianity.
I was a useless masturbator who was only interested in porn, Hellywood films and video games. Thankfully, my Christian college teacher instructed me to read Bible only once in hope of salvation. This way, I found Jesus and learned the true Christianity.
Since I'm someone who is recently saved, I'm yet to go to a church.
My favorite Bible verse is John 5:19 : "So Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, the Son can do nothing of his own accord, but only what he sees the Father doing. For whatever the Father does, that the Son does likewise."
God be with us all.
Acrobrand
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Welcome to our humble True Christian™ forum friend! And while I think it's great that you've decided to quit yanking it 24/7/365, that in itself doesn't make you Saved©. Only a select few can attain the Kingdom, and most of them are members of our church!
Also, and this isn't a minor point, you need to be reading the King James Bible. All other Bibles dilute the word of God. The passage you quoted above reads as follows in the One True Bible.
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Originally Posted by God in the KJV1611
Then answered Jesus and said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, The Son can do nothing of himself, but what he seeth the Father do: for what things soever he doeth, these also doeth the Son likewise.
John 5:19
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06-28-2012, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Acrobrand
my father was a Greecophile who thinks that the gay culture of Greece had a lot to do with the true religion that is called Christianity.
I was a useless masturbator who was only interested in porn,
My favorite Bible verse is John 5:19 : "So Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, the Son can do nothing of his own accord, but only what he sees the Father doing. For whatever the Father does, that the Son does likewise."
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So your father was a porn addicted, fag, masturbator and you're trying to blame all you're problems on him?
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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06-28-2012, 05:32 AM
Sweet Jesus I can't stand the Greeks. They're all fags of course, but they have a uniquely rancid odor that just makes me wretch.
Anyway, welcome to God's favorite forum. If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hello to all. -
06-28-2012, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway
Also, and this isn't a minor point, you need to be reading the King James Bible. All other Bibles dilute the word of God.
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Thanks friend. I'll read from now on only the King James Bible.
By the way isn't John Boehner a Catholic?
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So your father was a porn addicted, fag, masturbator and you're trying to blame all you're problems on him?
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If only I was raised in a True Christian™ family...
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