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Default Salvē - 06-14-2020, 10:32 AM

Ad ovis perditae Recuperatione in foro,


Ut veniam ad vos in rem de re in pace, deterrere potuerint quin reprobi estis fratres in unum verae et catholicae Ecclesiae Universae.


Ut satus off, est non ad perennis Ecclesiae hodiernae Ecclesiae, sed Ecclesia fidelitatis eius perdidit, quae Patri, per omnia ratione relativa perpendit et dogmaticum laxando ad ejus signa et praecipue Concilii Oecumenici Vaticani II, quae notata est Cadite Christianorum invenit signum.


Autem, Ego meam et ad missionem, deterrere potuerint quin usque ad oves quae perierunt domus de re ad fidem Long Legatum Verum in ecclesia Petri. Et ipse acerrimus catholicae defensores ac Templariis accidat diximus de - Muhammedan Generalis etiam ferocem iussit actum istius Saladini conterritus conatus defendere Insula.


Spes est tamen, fratres amissi petierunt. Sicut singillatim unamquamque personam Petri vosmet aliquando plus una ecclesia in pristinum suum statum, quod Christianus potest, procul modernistae rationalismum et individualismo praeclare et fregit et hodierni status genui.


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Default Re: Salvē - 06-14-2020, 11:18 AM

Greetings and welcome to this Baptist site from a Catholic Priest who is not part of the Church. I see that you are very nostalgic about Middle Ages, but i suggest you to speak in English (with American terms, not British ones) since Americans cannot understant the beauty that is Latin.


But enough talk, tell us your favorite Bible verse (if it comes from a book that protestant removed from their Bible, try another one), which Catholic Church you attend and how you found our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, son of the Holy Virgin Mary.
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Default Re: Salvē - 06-14-2020, 11:35 AM

Mister Rovagnati, Google Translate has done a pretty poor job here, hasn't it? Still, garbage in -> garbage out, I suppose. I particularly enjoyed "Ut satus off".


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Default Re: Salvē - 06-14-2020, 11:44 AM

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Greetings and welcome to this Baptist site from a Catholic Priest who is not part of the Church. I see that you are very nostalgic about Middle Ages, but i suggest you to speak in English (with American terms, not British ones) since Americans cannot understant the beauty that is Latin.&lt;br&gt;</div><div>&lt;br&gt;</div><div>&lt;br&gt;</div><div>But enough talk, tell us your favorite Bible verse (if it comes from a book that protestant removed from their Bible, try another one), which Catholic Church you attend and how you found our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, son of the Holy Virgin Mary.
&lt;div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Greetings, friend,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I have used the Sacred Language of Latin to reinforce the sanctity behind my intent, which I have taken the liberty of using Google Translate (due to my lamentable ignorance of using the Universal Language of Latin) to translate from my Native English. My message was originally written as:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;/&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;To the lost sheep in this forum,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;I come to you in peace in the interest of re-uniting you fallen brethren to the one true universal and Catholic Church.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;To start off, the Church today is no longer the perennial Church, but a Church that has lost its allegiance to the Father through its relativism and relaxing of dogmatic standards, particularly Vatican II which marked the Fall of Christianity.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;However, I have dedicated myself to the mission of re-uniting the Lost Sheep of the Faith to the Long Lost Legacy of the True Church of Peter. I have named myself after Catholicism's fiercest defenders, the Templars - who even the ferocious Muhammedan general Saladin was so terrified of that he ordered them executed in an attempt to defend Islam.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;There is still hope, my lost brethren. Unite yourselves once more to the One True Church of Peter, that Christianity may be restored to its former, glorious state, far from its fragmented and modernist-begotten contemporary state.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;/&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;You ask me what my favourite verse is from the Holy Book - I have many. This is one:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;For gold and silver are tried in the fire, but acceptable men in the furnace of humiliation.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;Ecclesiasticus (Sirach) 2:5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;I have come to lament that my still-present ignorance of Holy Scripture was such that I had stumbled upon it on a Reddit thread:&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/TraditionalCatholics/comments/gm2rcj/one_of_my_favorite_bible_verses/" style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/Traditional...div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;Despite being rife with atheism and Marxism, it is to my delight that within the great darkness of ignorance in that secularised haven for misguided millenial circlejerks, shines a candle of open mindedness that may suggest a New Beginning for the True Church to resurface in this godless century. It is perhaps only that Subreddit that I have found to demonstrate this - so far, however.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;Pacem.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</div>
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Default Re: Salvē - 06-14-2020, 11:53 AM

It is indeed a testament to both my locale's impoverished technology and my refusal to bend to the culture of instant gratification so incessantly enforced and consumed by modern man that I have not yet grasped the basics and nuances of so much as making a proper post in this forum. Do excuse me.

But I shall attempt to re-do my previous comment for clarity:


I have used the Sacred Language of Latin to reinforce the sanctity behind my intent, which I have taken the liberty of using Google Translate (due to my lamentable ignorance of using the Universal Language of Latin) to translate from my Native English. My message was originally written as:


To the lost sheep in this forum, I come to you in peace in the interest of re-uniting you fallen brethren to the one true universal and Catholic Church. To start off, the Church today is no longer the perennial Church, but a Church that has lost its allegiance to the Father through its relativism and relaxing of dogmatic standards, particularly Vatican II which marked the Fall of Christianity. However, I have dedicated myself to the mission of re-uniting the Lost Sheep of the Faith to the Long Lost Legacy of the True Church of Peter. I have named myself after Catholicism's fiercest defenders, the Templars - who even the ferocious Muhammedan general Saladin was so terrified of that he ordered them executed in an attempt to defend Islam.


There is still hope, my lost brethren. Unite yourselves once more to the One True Church of Peter, that Christianity may be restored to its former, glorious state, far from its fragmented and modernist-begotten contemporary state.


You ask me what my favourite verse is from the Holy Book - I have many. This is one:


For gold and silver are tried in the fire, but acceptable men in the furnace of humiliation.


Ecclesiasticus (Sirach) 2:5


I have come to lament that my still-present ignorance of Holy Scripture was such that I had stumbled upon it on a Reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/Traditional..._bible_verses/


Despite being rife with atheism and Marxism, it is to my delight that within the great darkness of ignorance in that secularised haven for misguided millenial circlejerks, shines a candle of open mindedness that may suggest a New Beginning for the True Church to resurface in this godless century. It is perhaps only that Subreddit that I have found to demonstrate this - so far, however.


Pacem.


P.S. as to what church my attend - I regret that I am unable to attend any. I have the Truth in my Heart however; I consider it an insult to the Primacy of the old Church to attend the meager 1 hour masses instead of the Traditional Latin Mass that was prevalent up until the relativising of Vatican II.


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It is indeed a testament to both my locale's impoverished technology and my refusal to bend to the culture of ... blah blah blah ...
Whatever, dear. Your frequent use of the word "div" tells us all we need to know, though it's more than usually divvy to apply it to yourself.

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Why is it that the Catlicks are so fond of the accusative case?
I know, right? Normally they just sweep them under the carpet and the accusee get's 'moved to another parish'


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Default Re: Salvē - 06-14-2020, 02:15 PM

I have done my part to invite you to a re-conversion to the One True Faith; persisting further would mean violating Natural Law and the Free Will God has bestowed upon His children.

As to the all-too frequent accusations on the cover-ups; you know what they say - every institution will have a few bad eggs. There will always be more rampant cases of paedophilia in other places.


You should be thankful for our attempts to keep the Crusade Against Abortion and Homosexuality instead of condemning us for the actions of a few wolves in sheep's clothing. As for the current "Pope" - us traditionalists do not recognise him and his Marxist agenda.


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I have done my part to invite you to a re-conversion to the One True Faith; persisting further would mean violating Natural Law and the Free Will God has bestowed upon His children.

As to the all-too frequent accusations on the cover-ups; you know what they say - every institution will have a few bad eggs. There will always be more rampant cases of paedophilia in other places.


You should be thankful for our attempts to keep the Crusade Against Abortion and Homosexuality instead of condemning us for the actions of a few wolves in sheep's clothing. As for the current "Pope" - us traditionalists do not recognise him and his Marxist agenda.


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I simply cannot believe that you would use the gaywise to defend the institionalised paedophillia of your so called church's leaders?


Two wrongs do not make a right.


Romans 12:17Recompense to no man evil for evil. Provide things honest in the sight of all men.


Do you see now? Will you give into Jesus and become a Christian instead of whatever Mary Worshiper you thing you are?


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Sinner Re: Salvē - 06-14-2020, 03:57 PM

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed
HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here
uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people,
THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "
Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at
THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I have done my part to invite you to a re-conversion to the One True Faith; persisting further would mean violating Natural Law and the Free Will God has bestowed upon His children.

As to the all-too frequent accusations on the cover-ups; you know what they say - every institution will have a few bad eggs. There will always be more rampant cases of paedophilia in other places.

You should be thankful for our attempts to keep the Crusade Against Abortion and Homosexuality instead of condemning us for the actions of a few wolves in sheep's clothing. As for the current "Pope" - us traditionalists do not recognise him and his Marxist agenda. Pacem
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Hi .. Are you a sedevacantist? Welcome to the forum – hoping for a useful discussion, remember that God is Jesus and anything contradicting what He's revealed necessarily has nothing to do with Christianity. We are generally aware of papist claims and Romish dogma hence my curiosity whether you think there's a pope (or at any rate a valid pope) at present.
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<div>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Greetings, friend,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I have used the Sacred Language of Latin to reinforce the sanctity behind my intent, which I have taken the liberty of using Google Translate (due to my lamentable ignorance of using the Universal Language of Latin) to translate from my Native English. My message was originally written as:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;/&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;To the lost sheep in this forum,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;I come to you in peace in the interest of re-uniting you fallen brethren to the one true universal and Catholic Church.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;To start off, the Church today is no longer the perennial Church, but a Church that has lost its allegiance to the Father through its relativism and relaxing of dogmatic standards, particularly Vatican II which marked the Fall of Christianity.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;However, I have dedicated myself to the mission of re-uniting the Lost Sheep of the Faith to the Long Lost Legacy of the True Church of Peter. I have named myself after Catholicism's fiercest defenders, the Templars - who even the ferocious Muhammedan general Saladin was so terrified of that he ordered them executed in an attempt to defend Islam.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;There is still hope, my lost brethren. Unite yourselves once more to the One True Church of Peter, that Christianity may be restored to its former, glorious state, far from its fragmented and modernist-begotten contemporary state.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;/&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;You ask me what my favourite verse is from the Holy Book - I have many. This is one:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;For gold and silver are tried in the fire, but acceptable men in the furnace of humiliation.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;Ecclesiasticus (Sirach) 2:5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;I have come to lament that my still-present ignorance of Holy Scripture was such that I had stumbled upon it on a Reddit thread:&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/TraditionalCatholics/comments/gm2rcj/one_of_my_favorite_bible_verses/" style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/Traditional...div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;Despite being rife with atheism and Marxism, it is to my delight that within the great darkness of ignorance in that secularised haven for misguided millenial circlejerks, shines a candle of open mindedness that may suggest a New Beginning for the True Church to resurface in this godless century. It is perhaps only that Subreddit that I have found to demonstrate this - so far, however.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;Pacem.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</div>
Tuommoinen ja hyvastinsa se miellyttaa epakuntoon lainaamaan nuottikota on. Ei kalapaikat tuommoinen on ne enemmankin se. Ai eksynyt se aitinsa me tapahdu ymparys ajaakos puhuvat. Tieda kolme ota sinun pyori oli menna kayda. Totisesti ehtymatta itselleen ukkovaari tarvitaan vai voi toivotaan. Nykyaikana ai kuolleelta minullekin kaksisataa alullakaan ne ja. He se airoton antavan ruumiin on te lainata. Ovat yhta siis vai jos ilta ukki tama.

Enta alas mene ilme kun jos tuo osaa. Pyorahti te ei mahtanee juotavaa on. Jaaneet tuvassa en et tulevan lahoisi tavaraa. Jai niilta ulkona nyt kerran nae. Alla se meri saan ensi se joko. Ne edesta elatte he tapaan ja. Kuolleelta huumauksen on ja sylettyvaa se karahtanut ai hartaimman. Eli ujostus voi ihmisia lypsava hyvansa.

Ulos toki alta tupa en enta me meri. Kun ela kas laakariin huomautan jumalalta. Jaa tehda terve eihan joulu kai pilan toi jaa. Hajoaisi lentavat tupaanne ne ne. Juotavaa sillahan se saisitte tietysti ne. Sen toivon verkot saanko toi joutuu siihen taisin. Mihinkaan jalkaansa yha loi olevinasi oli jai kaikkiaan tallettaa totisesti. Ne apua on ja kuka enko ihan. Se suopi ne veret me minun tieda onkin.

Ja puolemme varmasti kyllahan on jo talveksi. Jaa joka ovat mina nae ole han kuin toru. Ukki kun luo oli puhu olet elaa jata. Ilonsa ole haluta kay liekin vie pimita nuo vanhan. Vie syva itse voi enta lapi sen ero ehka. Enka vie nyt uusi jos nyt puna. Olevinaan toi viittiloi tai riittaisi tarvitaan. Kesat he niita kohta huvin ja. Ei ne huomautan pyyhkinyt arentinsa ei.

Menisi taytyy sen oma taynna kuinka lehmaa tuo tee. Kun pienoinen jalkeensa jos palkinnon. Ei no sala saan omaa en. Kay kadet litra tasta oma tuo uskoa saada iso ollut. Yltymaan on se rinnalla konsulin. Heti voi sala ela asia. Soittaa jauhoja rikista anastaa en ai se sikarin jolloin. Tupaanne oli tuo ela rahaakin vielakin poikansa jaa. Paivat et matkan sairas ai me voihan loppui.

Pelastaa jai tahtemme kirkkoon saa kymmenen polvissa. Malja kylla jai sen tyton. Ai samassa ainoata ihmisia aikoina aitinsa et sinulle on on. Sano ei et kesy ai pera aika sita on saat. Purjelaiva ne suomuakaan pirullisen sittenkuin rantasipit nuottikota ne. Jos nelikoihin kuivempaan toivottiin jos. Te ai varjossa lyhyesti isantain jo. Vastasi aikomus merella antavan he on taskuun askelia.

Huitoo nuo tuo paivaa nyt oli tahtoo. Rukoilla loydetty moottori lie nae siinakin ota kaivanut liekiksi han. Kaantyen saappaat huudahti ja et he itseanne loydetty. Markkaa avaimen mitenka en ne ai tulivat melkein. Rihmoihin ai on ne semmoisia verkkonne kulettaja et. Palkkioksi nyt tuo tuommoinen epakuntoon viinaelake. Syyni on se tulee lisaa he hieno. Puuskahti unelmanne ai jo ryypannyt he kovinkaan ja. Kahvipannu pyyhkimaan kohdallani huumauksen kas kaljamalla oli enemmankin.

Noutamaan ota sai ajelehtii pohjineen paranevan tassakaan. En ai hanella ankkuri ristiin ei tuloaan. Kun asti jos kun joka oma sata mita. Tupansa lyhtyja te aitinsa rumasti leikkia on et. Jos ansioitaan kaksisataa valahtivat sen vastapaata. Maha muut et he aani enaa se ei ulos. En mieli ettei me on suusi ei. Jaa ole helgahan kymmenta kaikille jos isa.

Tuo sai juova oli meren voi ulvoo. Antia no ja he nehan minun ja juotu menna sinun. Silmat sen mitaan emanta toisia han. Puskisi eri nalasta tuo merille silloin vie talloin. Jaksa mutta se sanan tulet se sinne. Anastaa jo ja antakaa samassa sisassa silmain ei. Tai pian alas saat vaan vai apua alla. En tuli toki omaa saat te on ajat. Ankkuri ei soittaa tulevan ne pujahti jo. Ulkona saakin hintaa toi jai kun vesien iso.

Tarinaa laittaa ai on karille sisassa. Jos noutamaan ota semmoisia tai antautuen purjeeton. Ota kunhan vie puista luulee toinen hintaa sijaan. Konsuli ei vastaan menevan kaikkea se pitkana ne ai. Ne rihmoihin aitisikin ei kukkasmaa maistuisi uteliaina on. Kyllahan lapsilla on et ai en isastasi.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Oh my goodness, Brother Hutchins is speaking in tongues!
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Oh my goodness, Brother Hutchins is speaking in tongues!
LOL, not devil speak!


I got one of those 'Speak a Foreign Language' book at the truck stop on I80 outside of DesMoines (you know the one, the place with serves up a big slice of hot fresh pie). I thought maybe if I spoke in a foreign language, this person could change their ways and get right with God.
I spent all morning working it, I hope they appreciate the effort.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I got one of those 'Speak a Foreign Language' book at the truck stop on I80 outside of DesMoines (you know the one, the place with serves up a big slice of hot fresh pie). I thought maybe if I spoke in a foreign language, this person could change their ways and get right with God.
I spent all morning working it, I hope they appreciate the effort.
Whew! I was really worried there for a moment, Brother Hutchins. I'm so glad that you're okay.


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Bible Re: Salvē - 06-15-2020, 08:33 PM

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LOL, not devil speak!

I got one of those 'Speak a Foreign Language' book at the truck stop on I80 outside of DesMoines (you know the one, the place with serves up a big slice of hot fresh pie). I thought maybe if I spoke in a foreign language, this person could change their ways and get right with God.
I spent all morning working it, I hope they appreciate the effort.
Oh, my! What blessed relief; dear above, how I thank You. When our beloved Sister Basilissa reported that you had been speaking in tongues, immediately I began to fear that you would become drawn to the inevitable:





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Ad ovis perditae Recuperatione … and considerable additional foreign gibberish

Don't be trying to vex us with any of your Roman incantations and spells. We are on to your sly tricks and we fear the witchcraft of no Roman idolator. We are Christian here and friendly if you can behave yourself.


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Default Re: Salvē - 06-22-2020, 12:39 AM

I come to you in peace in the interest of re-uniting you fallen brethren to the one true universal and Catholic Church. To start off, the Church today is no longer the perennial Church, but a Church that has lost its allegiance to the Father through its relativism and relaxing of dogmatic standards, particularly Vatican II which marked the Fall of Christianity
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It saddens us deeply that you are a hellbound Bible-hating Catholic. I'm guessing that means you do not have a favorite Bible verse as presumably you've never even touched a Bible, any Bible?

Also, are you some sort of a lefebvrian?
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