[Mr. Jingles]

After deciding that queer marriage is OK, I think it's time for Jesus to smite Califagnia with that big 15.5 richter scale earthquake. Let's see Ellen Degenrate & her lezbo girlfriend have their wedding ceremony after that.

[Eugene Hackwith]

I hope that the epicenter is in Hellywood and that Godless state splits off from the continent and falls into the Pacific Ocean.

[Chezund Rice]

Californy quakes
Not sure if you can target quakes, but thought this might help your aim.
Always helps to have a spotter when shoot'in at large targets.

[Magikarp]

Originally Posted by Mr. Jingles

After deciding that queer marriage is OK, I think it's time for Jesus to smite Califagnia with that big 15.5 richter scale earthquake.

The Richter scale only goes up to 10.

Let's see Ellen Degenrate & her lezbo girlfriend have their wedding ceremony after that.

I really doubt Ellen's going to marry right away. If she was, I'd see it on Extra.

I hope that the epicenter is in Hellywood and that Godless state splits off from the continent and falls into the Pacific Ocean.

I doubt that's going to happen anytime soon either. Continental drift doesn't just happen in 20-60 seconds.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Originally Posted by Magikarp

Continental drift doesn't just happen in 20-60 seconds.

... of course it can, my little evilutionist nitwit; please refrain from making such uninformed and anti-intellectual posts in future. We value intelligent and Godly conversation at LBF ... in fact, you could say it is our forum "culture", were we a bunch of grass-skirted and spear-chucking natives.

I pray this helps you in some small way, dear.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

If the Lord wills it would happen in a blink an eye.

Was not all of creation made in seven days? Including the day He had off.

[Marshall]

First of all, continental drift is a myth like global warming and sun spots.
Secondly, I pray everyday for Burma sized event to smite the Godless Left coast. As far as I'm concerned there is less than 10 people there that are actually worth living.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Marshall

First of all, continental drift is a myth like global warming and sun spots.

Indeed. The unsaved really do live in a topsy-turvy world if they worry about such bizarre nonsense as global warming while ignoring the very real peril posed by homer "marriage."

Secondly, I pray everyday for Burma sized event to smite the Godless Left coast. As far as I'm concerned there is less than 10 people there that are actually worth living.

I think that God smote the countries of China and Burmashave, or whatever we're supposed to call it this week, because He knew that the Commiefornicator liberal activist judges would spit in His face, so He decided to send a shot across the bow.

[Marshall]

Approving of homo marriage will definitely result in some catastrophe happening very soon. I imagine Jesus winding up a giant coil spring and placing it under San Fransissyco as I type this.
Soon all Hell will be unleashed as it unwinds and earthquakes and fires and floods overtake the entire area and spread to the rest of the state. It will be hilarious to watch the Liberals blame global warming when it happens.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Marshall

It will be hilarious to watch the Liberals blame global warming when it happens.

Jesus will be laughing with us:

Prov. 1:26-27: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

[Magikarp]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers

... of course it can, my little evilutionist nitwit; please refrain from making such uninformed and anti-intellectual posts in future. We value intelligent and Godly conversation at LBF ... in fact, you could say it is our forum "culture", were we a bunch of grass-skirted and spear-chucking natives.

I pray this helps you in some small way, dear.

Do you have any recent evidence to show that it has happened? I may be misunderstanding, but I'm pretty sure there would be warnings beforehand about that sort of thing happening to California. I may have only lived here for a year, but I think if God wanted to smite California He would have done something by now.

[Marshall]

He has!

Earthquakes
Wildfires
Hippies
Liberals
Gay marriage
Mexican illegals
Surfers
Vegetarians
ACLU
San Fransissyco
The list goes on and on.

[Chezund Rice]

Originally Posted by Magikarp

Do you have any recent evidence to show that it has happened? I may be misunderstanding, but I'm pretty sure there would be warnings beforehand about that sort of thing happening to California. I may have only lived here for a year, but I think if God wanted to smite California He would have done something by now.

http://www.usnews.com/articles/news/...alifornia.html

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Magikarp

Do you have any recent evidence to show that it has happened? I may be misunderstanding, but I'm pretty sure there would be warnings beforehand about that sort of thing happening to California. I may have only lived here for a year, but I think if God wanted to smite California He would have done something by now.

Plus you have a picture of a dead queer as your avatar. Is there something you'd like to tell us, nancy?

[Marshall]

Men with long hair are obviously gay Magikarp.

[Bob4God]

We know for a FACT that men with long hair displease GOD!

Doth not even nature herself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? - 1 Corinthians 11:14

Honestly, when I look around this country and realize what it has turned into, I wonder when the Lord Almighty will finally return to visit His righteous judgement on those who have rejected his precious sweet holy love.

Now we have to face the disastrous consequences of SPITTING in GOD'S FACE by allowing homosexuals to get MARRIED, let alone LIVE!

I offer up this prayer to our GOD in Heaven: "Our Heavenly Father, we come to you today to ask your blessing on your followers and faithful sheep, and ask also for your will to be done in the Godless state of California, that this modern-day Sodom will soon see your precious wrath, in your Heavenly name, Amen."

[Magikarp]

Originally Posted by Chezund Rice

http://www.usnews.com/articles/news/...alifornia.html

Ok, and how is that compared to the amount of natural disasters of say, Iowa or Texas?

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Plus you have a picture of a dead queer as your avatar. Is there something you'd like to tell us, nancy?

So being a poet automatically makes him gay? What about Shakespeare?

Originally Posted by Marshall

Men with long hair are obviously gay Magikarp.

He has short hair when I look at him. How did you come to that conclusion?

[Bob4God]

Magikarp,

It's obvious that the devil is playing tricks with your mind. You're talking yourself in circles here.

The Bible says that spiritual things are spiritually discerned, which means you won't be able to understand us unless you're in a personal relationship with Jesus Christ like we are. When you believe the Bible (and that is the WHOLE Bible, not just the parts you like) and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, he lets you in on certain details and secrets that you don't have prior to giving your life over to him. After converting, you'll soon find that you know things you never knew before, and it doesn't matter how many so-called "facts," "research" or "studies" secularists throw at you, you'll know the truth, because you'll feel the truth, and have the Bible there to back you up.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Magikarp

So being a poet automatically makes him gay? What about Shakespeare?

He has short hair when I look at him. How did you come to that conclusion?

Pal, that guy is a well-known queer and a papist to boot. He even went to prison in England for sodomizing some boy, and they NEVER send queers to prison in England.

Look it up.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Pal, that guy is a well-known queer and a papist to boot. He even went to prison in England for sodomizing some boy, and they NEVER send queers to prison in England.

True. He even refused to hire women as actors, just so he'd have a supply of pretty-boys just waiting to bend over the casting couch (or whatever kind of furniture they used for that sort of thing back then).

Luckily, with the Department of Faith behind a US Constitutional Amendment for marriage, we'll put this whole sorry mess behind us. There's an awful lot of immoral nonsense hiding under the mask of "states rights" these days. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, I knew that once the Jews on the Supreme Court allowed interracial marriage, our great nation would go to the dogs. Thank God for Presidents like Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush who have worked overtime to get us back on track!