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Default "Palin" = "devil" - 11-21-2008, 03:50 AM

I think that Sarah Palin is an agent of Satan...if not Satan herself.

Look at her name:

Take the letter "P"...and turn it over 180 degrees: d

Take the "a" ...and turn it over 180 degrees: e

Take the "n" at the end of her name ...move it to the middle of the name and turn it over 180 degrees (and make it kind of pointy): v

What's left...but the "l" and "i" ...and swap their locations in the name.

So what do you end up with:

d - e - v - i - l

PLUS...

* What better place to hide from view than Alaska...where it's cold...so the general populace won't catch on?
* "Wasilla" is the Polish word for "she-devil."

Pray for us all ...and for the children in Alaska.
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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 11-21-2008, 03:51 AM



And here I thought you might be Saved©!

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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 11-21-2008, 04:13 AM

If I take all the letters in Carumba and mix them up and randomly swap some then I am left with the letters j/a/c/k/a/s/s/. If I rearrange all these letters I am left with the slang word 'assjack'. This is a code word used by the sissy underground. Coincidence? I think not!

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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 11-21-2008, 04:24 AM

You know what's weird:

An anagram of SARAH PALIN = ANAL PARISH ...and ASH AIR PLAN (and where do you think that "ash" comes from?)

Look folks...I'm not trying to be funny. I'm trying to open eyes.
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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 11-21-2008, 04:34 AM

The only round-about connection I can come up with from your example is:

PALIN = DEVIL = "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA" = NEW WARDROBE FOR CAMPAIGN WEEK

The thing to keep in mind about those clothes is, when She presents Herself, She knows that Men Want To Be With Her, Women Want To Be Her. You just can't get around that. First impressions are important, and She went on those long shopping trips in dangerous NYC for US.

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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 11-21-2008, 04:42 AM

I hear that Ay Carumba re-arranged spells Asperger's.


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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 11-21-2008, 04:50 AM

Really, Brother Nobar?

Because I get a disgusting perversions!

First, his obsession with lingerie:

"A bra? I cum!"

Disgusting things he does with his computer:

"I rub a Mac!"

Finally, and worst of all, KLF-centric crustacean lust:

"I Mu a crab"!


Of course, I'm not trying to be disgusting. I'm trying to open eyes. And save some crabs from a fate worse than death.

Please, won't SOMEONE think of the crabs?!


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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 11-21-2008, 04:58 AM

I read a recipe about cooking soft shell crabs the other day. It was terrifying, and made me change the menu.

The recipe said you put them (I think, I could hardly see through my dialated pupils) in a pot with a lid and maybe an inch of water? LIVE! Then you turn up the heat. The cookbook actually said, "When the frantic, pathetic sound of their scrabbling claws trying to escape dies down, the crabs are done."

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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 11-21-2008, 12:47 PM

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I read a recipe about cooking soft shell crabs the other day. It was terrifying, and made me change the menu.

The recipe said you put them (I think, I could hardly see through my dialated pupils) in a pot with a lid and maybe an inch of water? LIVE! Then you turn up the heat. The cookbook actually said, "When the frantic, pathetic sound of their scrabbling claws trying to escape dies down, the crabs are done."

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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 11-22-2008, 01:33 AM

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The only round-about connection I can come up with from your example is:

PALIN = DEVIL = "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA" = NEW WARDROBE FOR CAMPAIGN WEEK

...and She went on those long shopping trips in dangerous NYC for US.

A little respect.

NYC = THE BIG APPLE = APPLE = FORBIDDEN FRUIT = ....well, if you can add, I think you can see the connection here. I'm very worried.

Oh, and Mistress Cookie, speaking of gardens (as in the Garden of Eden), I've heard that the Garden of Eatin' (in this case, the Olive Garden...is there any other?) is featuring a special this month of fettucini alfredo with boiled crab.

My mother-- god rest her sole-- used to boil fillet of sole, but in my opinion, it just made it crumbly and bitter.

Now her boiled chicken-- mmmmm...that was to die for! And you knew it was ready when you heard the frantic, pathetic sound of the chicken's scrabbling claws die down.
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NYC = THE BIG APPLE = APPLE = FORBIDDEN FRUIT = ....well, if you can add, I think you can see the connection here. I'm very worried.
I don't see any addition going on there. Perhaps a remedial math class would do you good.
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Now her boiled chicken-- mmmmm...that was to die for! And you knew it was ready when you heard the frantic, pathetic sound of the chicken's scrabbling claws die down.
Are you sure your mother wasn't a Wiccan?

Tell me, did the creatures happen to scream, as well?
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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 11-22-2008, 01:48 PM

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Tell me, did the creatures happen to scream, as well?
Well, if by "creatures" you mean my siblings, yes...yes we'd all scream on boiled chicken night.

We had a little ditty we'd sing: "You scream, I scream, we all scream for boiled chicken!"

Do you have a little ditty?
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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 11-23-2008, 02:22 PM

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We are a family-friendly board here, and I suggest you refrain from making passes at our Godly young men by asking about their privates here
Dr. E Ville...Since I was talking to a female (JennyD) and not a male, the nature of your response suggests to me that you suffer from an agonizing malady: a tiny ditty. Perhaps you should pay particular attention to those television commercials for natural male enhancement --or perhaps we can start a thread in this forum for all of God's flock to pray for you to attain the peak enhancement you deserve.

Please note that I did not veer from the family-friendly nature of this board as I did not ask JennyD if she had "little ditties."

[I will also note as an aside, though, that if divine intervention does not work to increase one's cup size {if necessary or desired}, our local God-Mart does offer a breast cream for larger, firmer, and more shapely ditties. There are also herbal remedies that refine and firm breast contours-- and with daily use, they offer more dramatic, younger looking cleavage.]

BUT...you are right-- this is a family-friendly board...so we should return to the topic at hand: "PALIN = DEVIL"...or at least return to the sharing of fun and quick family recipes which include the boiling of rodents or other mammals, amphibians, birds, etc.
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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 11-29-2008, 10:27 PM

The libs and other false Christians like to twist the Bible. They have said that Godly President Reagan was the anti-Christ because his full name is Ronald Wilson Reagan. They point to the fact that his names all have 6 letters. What a bunch of hooey.

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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 11-29-2008, 10:44 PM

I don't think the problem here is that Carumba is evil, or even wrong, but it's a case of mistaken identity. Palin is, indeed, the Devil. But it isn't Sarah Palin, it is anti-Christian English comedian Michael Palin whom we need to watch:




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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 11-29-2008, 10:55 PM

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I read a recipe about cooking soft shell crabs the other day. It was terrifying, and made me change the menu.

The recipe said you put them (I think, I could hardly see through my dialated pupils) in a pot with a lid and maybe an inch of water? LIVE! Then you turn up the heat. The cookbook actually said, "When the frantic, pathetic sound of their scrabbling claws trying to escape dies down, the crabs are done."

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a joke. You drop live softshell crabs, which are blue, into boiling water. When they turn pink they are done.


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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 11-29-2008, 10:58 PM

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It's a joke. You drop live softshell crabs, which are blue, into boiling water. When they turn pink they are done. Alaskan hardshell, or 'King' crabs are already pink, but you don't have a pot big enough for them. You have to use a kettle.
We can't eat them anyway because they have no scales.


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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 12-10-2008, 02:38 PM

Lies and blasphemy. Sarah Palin has iron faith and is close to God. Lies made to hurt the faith of God's people. You can't hurt my faith. You can't turn me against my fellow followers in Christ.

Now you know what IS important? Ever thought about the name "Barack Hussein Obama"? Now I say that would be a name more suiting Satan... A name fitting a terrorist.

Compare the name Sarah Palin to Hussein Obama. Its Obama you should be worried about.
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Default Re: "Palin" = "devil" - 12-10-2008, 05:36 PM

Mark my words, Sarah Palin will be elected President in 2012, and she will prove to be just as great a leader for our country as George W. Bush has been.



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