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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-10-2007, 08:28 PM
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Hah.
We don't want to hear about the organs you eat. GOD! I could retch.
I forgot you guys don't like the word organic do you?
I bet you don't like hearing about wisdom teeth, or the appendix either do you?
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-10-2007, 08:30 PM
You can just discard those, as God intended.
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-11-2007, 11:20 AM
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I bet you don't like hearing about wisdom teeth, or the appendix either do you?
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You won't like hearing about wisdom teeth if Brother Bobby-Joe has to remove them as part of your salvation. And trust me, he is that dedicated to helping save your immortal soul.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-11-2007, 11:36 AM
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You won't like hearing about wisdom teeth if Brother Bobby-Joe has to remove them as part of your salvation. And trust me, he is that dedicated to helping save your immortal soul.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-11-2007, 11:51 AM
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Are you willing to sign up for Brother Bobby-Joe's special salvation package? Because if not, we can't really discuss the details.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-11-2007, 02:48 PM
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You won't like hearing about wisdom teeth if Brother Bobby-Joe has to remove them as part of your salvation. And trust me, he is that dedicated to helping save your immortal soul.
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Does Brother Bobby-Joe also perform lobotomies?
Sinners this far gone, they need one 
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-11-2007, 02:48 PM
Sure count me in!
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-11-2007, 11:17 PM
George, fair warning, be careful of what you sign up for when you know not the details. One of my mentors taught me that the hard way.
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-12-2007, 05:44 AM
I just wanted to point out that just because a person owns multiple guns, and happen to drive a truck, does not a bad person make :p It's just a whole lot easier to carry my stuff for work in a truck. Why do you think so many construction workers drive them anyway?
O and the gun thing.....what can I say I like guns?
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-12-2007, 07:43 AM
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I just wanted to point out that just because a person owns multiple guns, and happen to drive a truck, does not a bad person make :p It's just a whole lot easier to carry my stuff for work in a truck. Why do you think so many construction workers drive them anyway?
O and the gun thing.....what can I say I like guns?
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And exactly how does all that relate to this thread? 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-12-2007, 08:12 AM
well in Georges' original post he said
"Ezekiel, you are bat-shit-insane. I don't know how your life growing up was, but I imagine you had some very conservative parents, who took you to church twice a week. Fed you full of Christian beliefs as a young kid, and the corked it all in there well with a bunch of fear. Not only do you probably own a bunch of guns, but I bet you drive a truck."
and I just wanted to point out that just because you might drive a truck and own a gun does not make you "bat shit insane." In actuality it would be a statement some what to your defense, but since I don't really know you that well I can't come out and say your a good person now can I?
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-12-2007, 11:59 AM
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I just wanted to point out that just because you might drive a truck and own a gun does not make you "bat shit insane." In actuality it would be a statement some what to your defense
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Pastor Zeke didn't need any defense from Georgeanne. Only liberal moonbat effeminate men named Nancy don't own guns or drive vehicles other than trucks.
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-12-2007, 12:05 PM
Couldn't agree more Pastor Reuben. Thats in fact why I own several guns and drive a good american made truck!
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-12-2007, 12:43 PM
Well so far, all we've established is that you aren't gay. Praise God for that! We still have to get you saved, but you have at least one hurdle out of your way, so you are already ahead of most of the unsaved trash that shows up here.
Please don't call me "Pastor Reuben". Reuben is my middle name. Call my Pastor Billy or just Billy.
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-12-2007, 12:48 PM
Nope not gay, a gun owner, a republican voter, and an avid church goer.
As to the name thing I apologize Pastor Billy, I thought Reuben was your last name.
As to the original nature of the post, why does everyone new here assume that the majority of people that post here are "bat shit crazy" ?
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-12-2007, 12:57 PM
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As to the original nature of the post, why does everyone new here assume that the majority of people that post here are "bat shit crazy" ?
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Most of them are so blinded by sin, and can't understand God's Love for us, so that they think it's "crazy" to be on fire for the Lord.
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Re: Landover Baptist Chuch -
11-12-2007, 04:16 PM
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George, fair warning, be careful of what you sign up for when you know not the details. One of my mentors taught me that the hard way.
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Yes, but we are Loving Christians, not the kind of pervert trash you associate with. Now stop trying to ruin George's Salvation and get back in your gingerbread house.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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