[lgu]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

Do tell.

Psalm 5:5: The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Friend, let's not throw scripture at each other. I believe that you love God and know the bible as well as I do. I think the following passage shows the spirit i was referring to:

You have heard the law that says, ‘Love your neighbor’ and hate your enemy. But I say, love your enemies! Pray for those who persecute you! In that way, you will be acting as true children of your Father in heaven. For he gives his sunlight to both the evil and the good, and he sends rain on the just and the unjust alike. If you love only those who love you, what reward is there for that? Even corrupt tax collectors do that much. If you are kind only to your friends, how are you different from anyone else? (Matthew 5:43-47 )

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

What kind of sick, twisted, false "pastor" uses the New Living Translation instead of the King James 1611?!?!?!

[lgu]

Friend, i am of a generation who was taught latin and greek. Most often do I read the new testament in greek - there can be no ambiguity when you are reading the very words that were written. Unfortunately i speak no hebrew, so i use the 1611 for the old testament, and it is a beautiful book.

Here is the passage from the 1611

43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.
44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?
47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?
48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

The message is still the same, as it is in greek, as it is in latin. Christ came to complete the message of the old testament, only through submission to his will can we hope to reach heaven

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Further evidence that God hates Scotland, and with good reason: It's full of perverts!

Scottish Champ’s cyber-sex with boys

A SHAMED weightlifting champion yesterday admitted tricking youths into taking part in internet "cyber-sex" sessions.

Alan Ogilvie, 41, posted steamy footage of teenage girls which boys thought came from live webcams they could interact with.

The serial offender then recorded the young men performing sex acts.

Edinburgh Sheriff Court heard the sick ploy was uncovered when Ogilvie told his community nurse.

Police then raided his home in the city and found 10 disgusting clips on his computer.

Ogilvie - a medallist at the 1986 and 1990 Commonwealth Games - admitted he'd breached a prevention order by communicating with boys.

In 2003 he was jailed for 18 months for luring two lads into a toilet. He's also been caged for a child porn offence.

Fiscal depute Melanie Ward said: "He stated he liked boys around the age of 14 because he can relate to that age."

Well what do you expect from a "country" that features men running around in skirts?

[Bryan Tamariki]

The perverted author Irvine Welsh is Scottish. The following is from one of the cleaner parts of the film of his filthy book 'Trainspotting'.

Renton: (he is also known as 'rent-boy' which is slang for a homer prostitute. Renton is a heroin addict and a fornicator.)

I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the f***ing low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever sh*t into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just w****ers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by w****ers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete a****holes. It's a sh*te state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any f***ing difference.

Welsh played a drug dealer in the film.

[goodmorningglasggow]

Hello there. If I could interject for a second? I’d just like to ask a few questions – and feel free to reject me on the grounds of your uninformed bigotry, as you’ve done so many others. It seems à la mode, so who am I to break a trend?

Anyway;

1)Have any of you who claim that Scotland is a nation of drunkards and “Sheep fornicators” ever been to Scotland, or are you basing your opinions – and I hesitate to call them that – on what you’ve seen in movies?
2)Are you aware that while Scotland did invent the deep-fried Mars bar, your wondrous land invented the A-bomb, H-bomb, the Jerry Springer Show, and a myriad of fast-food conglomerates, most of which are taking it upon themselves to destroy the world for future generations?
3)Do you understand that the “sheep fornicating” stereotype is used worldwide almost exclusively for the Welsh? They’re the ones on the bottom left of England. If so, does the knowledge that Scotland does not take part in this raise us any in your estimations?
4)Does your church also hate shrimp? Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says:
9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.
5)Does your church hate any of these things:
Sweden, America, The World, Ireland, figs, Fraggles, Canada, Mathematics, protesters, Reno, techno, elves, bags, corduroy skirts, or the Large Hadron Collider?

Thank you in advance; I somewhat eagerly anticipate your reply.

[Larry Lee]

Well, we're certainly not fond of Ireland... what with the drunk Mary worshipers that one finds there, but Scotland presents a different, far more deserving target for True Christian™ prayer and revulsion.

In addition to the pantywaist skirt-wearers and the all too frequent predilection towards pederasty, the Scots promote-without-ceasing the most awful of Celtic music abominations. How very hideous is Celtic music, in general! But when a Scot gets a hold of it, clear the room. Because nothing is more offensive to Jesus's Holy ears than the screech and caterwauling of Scottish "ensembles" such as the Tannahill Weavers, Silly Wizard, and (WOMEN CLEAR THIS THREAD!).. the Peatbog Faeries.

[goodmorningglasggow]

Originally Posted by Larry Lee

Well, we're certainly not fond of Ireland... what with the drunk Mary worshipers that one finds there, but Scotland presents a different, far more deserving target for True Christian™ prayer and revulsion.

In addition to the pantywaist skirt-wearers and the all too frequent predilection towards pederasty, the Scots promote-without-ceasing the most awful of Celtic music abominations. How very hideous is Celtic music, in general! But when a Scot gets a hold of it, clear the room. Because nothing is more offensive to Jesus's Holy ears than the screech and caterwauling of Scottish "ensembles" such as the Tannahill Weavers, Silly Wizard, and (WOMEN CLEAR THIS THREAD!).. the Peatbog Faeries.

Out of interest, do you mean bagpipes? Because they were invented by the French. And is the existence of bagpipes really due cause?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by goodmorningglasggow

1)Have any of you who claim that Scotland is a nation of drunkards and “Sheep fornicators” ever been to Scotland, or are you basing your opinions – and I hesitate to call them that – on what you’ve seen in movies?

I've been to Scotland before, back in 1987. I've visited the Glenmorangie and Laphroaig distilleries, among others. Whisky and golf. That's about the only good things in Scotland. So, I've seen many drunkards firsthand (but didn't get a glimpse of any bestiality; only heard stories by the local folk).

2)Are you aware that while Scotland did invent the deep-fried Mars bar, your wondrous land invented the A-bomb, H-bomb, the Jerry Springer Show, and a myriad of fast-food conglomerates, most of which are taking it upon themselves to destroy the world for future generations?

I think what you just said shows the intellectual gulf between America and Scotland. We've discovered cutting-edge scientific breakthroughs, split the atom, in essence, harnessed the power of the sun. You invented a candy bar.

Why am I not impressed?

3)Do you understand that the “sheep fornicating” stereotype is used worldwide almost exclusively for the Welsh? They’re the ones on the bottom left of England. If so, does the knowledge that Scotland does not take part in this raise us any in your estimations?

Where there is sheep, and inbred hillbillies, there is sheep fornication. Of course the Welsh are Sheep Shaggers too. I didn't say Scotland is the only place on earth where men satiate their lusts with sheep. Oh, we can probably count New Zealand in there as well.

4)Does your church also hate shrimp? Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says:
9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.

Of course. Haven't you seen Sister Thumper's signature?

5)Does your church hate any of these things:
Sweden, America, The World, Ireland, figs, Fraggles, Canada, Mathematics, protesters, Reno, techno, elves, bags, corduroy skirts, or the Large Hadron Collider?

Thank you in advance; I somewhat eagerly anticipate your reply.

Yes, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, and Yes.

[goodmorningglasggow]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

I've been to Scotland before, back in 1987. I've visited the Glenmorangie and Laphroaig distilleries, among others. Whisky and golf. That's about the only good things in Scotland. So, I've seen many drunkards firsthand (but didn't get a glimpse of any bestiality; only heard stories by the local folk).



I think what you just said shows the intellectual gulf between America and Scotland. We've discovered cutting-edge scientific breakthroughs, split the atom, in essence, harnessed the power of the sun. You invented a candy bar.

Why am I not impressed?



Where there is sheep, and inbred hillbillies, there is sheep fornication. Of course the Welsh are Sheep Shaggers too. I didn't say Scotland is the only place on earth where men satiate their lusts with sheep. Oh, we can probably count New Zealand in there as well.



Of course. Haven't you seen Sister Thumper's signature?





Yes, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, and Yes.

Well, thank you for replying, it's much appreciated. And I had not, in fact seen Sister Thumper's signature. But I do have one more question, and I don't mean for it to touch a nerve. If you base all of your fact on the scriptures, where exactly does it say to hate - or that God hates - Scotland specifically?

Again, thank you for getting back to me. And I'm somewhat upset you weren't pleased by the Glen of Tranquility. But may I ask, why did you single out the distilleries, as opposed to the towns or cities you'd visited?

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Originally Posted by goodmorningglasggow Does your church hate any of these things:
Sweden, America, The World, Ireland, figs, Fraggles, Canada, Mathematics, protesters, Reno, techno, elves, bags, corduroy skirts, or the Large Hadron Collider?

Hate?
Iffin' your lookin fer something to hate Scotty, take a swig of ya whusky and have a go..........
....

[Meek and Humble]

Originally Posted by goodmorningglasggow

Well, thank you for replying, it's much appreciated. And I had not, in fact seen Sister Thumper's signature. But I do have one more question, and I don't mean for it to touch a nerve. If you base all of your fact on the scriptures, where exactly does it say to hate - or that God hates - Scotland specifically?

This is a good source for that:

http://www.godhatestheworld.com/unit...dom/index.html

http://www.godhatesfags.com/written/...K-Rennie-g.pdf

[goodmorningglasggow]

Originally Posted by Rev Jeffrey Lebowski

Hate?
Iffin' your lookin fer something to hate Scotty, take a swig of ya whusky and have a go..........
....

May I remind, sir; that is an American's - not even one within your church - view of the Scottish stereotype?

Does this mean that I'm to believe that, not unlike Homer Simpson, that you're all idiotic, work-shy, loutish and drunkards?

[Rachel_Pierce]

Originally Posted by goodmorningglasggow

I do have one more question, and I don't mean for it to touch a nerve. If you base all of your fact on the scriptures, where exactly does it say to hate - or that God hates - Scotland specifically?

"What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost [which is] in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?" - 1 Corinthians 6:19

Your body is not your own, and you must do everything in your power to take care of the perfect form which God has given you. As most Scotch people are ugly fat drunk stinky vagrant people with rotten black teeth, I hardly think God would be much impressed.

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -Deuteronomy 22:5

Scotch men who wear skirts (kilts) and are an abomination to God.

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. - Leviticus 20:13

Because Scotch men wear skirts, they are clearly homosexuals, and should be put to death!

Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.- Leviticus 18:23

Scotch people live in caves and garbage refuse dumps, fornicate with their sisters, and have sexual relations with animals. God doesn't want people fornicating with animals or marrying animals, as it causes confusion.

There are a few verses that apply to Scotland for starters.

[bythehand]

"most Scotch people are ugly fat drunk stinky vagrant people with rotten black teeth,"

Clearly you've never been to Scotland.

[bythehand]

Originally Posted by Rachel_Pierce

"What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost [which is] in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?" - 1 Corinthians 6:19

Your body is not your own, and you must do everything in your power to take care of the perfect form which God has given you. As most Scotch people are ugly fat drunk stinky vagrant people with rotten black teeth, I hardly think God would be much impressed.

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -Deuteronomy 22:5

Scotch men who wear skirts (kilts) and are an abomination to God.

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. - Leviticus 20:13

Because Scotch men wear skirts, they are clearly homosexuals, and should be put to death!

Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.- Leviticus 18:23

Scotch people live in caves and garbage refuse dumps, fornicate with their sisters, and have sexual relations with animals. God doesn't want people fornicating with animals or marrying animals, as it causes confusion.

There are a few verses that apply to Scotland for starters.

God must really hate the French.. They invented the Kilt.
The constant reference to Scottish people as "Scotch" only proves your stupidity. The words "Scottish" or "Scots" should be used.

Yes, I am "unsaved trash". Who would want to rely on a Saviour who doesn't exist anyway?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by bythehand

"most Scotch people are ugly fat drunk stinky vagrant people with rotten black teeth,"

Clearly you've never been to Scotland.

I have several times. Her description is accurate. Also the place is infested with towelheads.

[goodmorningglasggow]

Originally Posted by Rachel_Pierce

"What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost [which is] in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?" - 1 Corinthians 6:19

Your body is not your own, and you must do everything in your power to take care of the perfect form which God has given you. As most Scotch people are ugly fat drunk stinky vagrant people with rotten black teeth, I hardly think God would be much impressed.

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -Deuteronomy 22:5

Scotch men who wear skirts (kilts) and are an abomination to God.

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. - Leviticus 20:13

Because Scotch men wear skirts, they are clearly homosexuals, and should be put to death!

Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.- Leviticus 18:23

Scotch people live in caves and garbage refuse dumps, fornicate with their sisters, and have sexual relations with animals. God doesn't want people fornicating with animals or marrying animals, as it causes confusion.

There are a few verses that apply to Scotland for starters.

Alrighty. Well, I went down to my local tip, but I couldn't get an internet connection. Apparently, broken fridges don't provide a wi-fi connection. Just to clarify, here are some houses in Scotland:

There you go, that's Byres Road in Glasgow's west end. The houses you see are tennament flats, where many Glaswegian students live while attending Glasgow University, or just to be part of the local culture. Having done a little research, I can't find a dump near or around it, nor can I find any caves that are near by.

Also, question. Is this man gay?

In an effort to combat your first point also, here's Gerard Butler.

Please take note of this Scottish actor's fine physique, straight white teeth, and intellegence. Mr Butler, born in Paisley in 1969, who studdied to be a lawyer at Glasgow University, also runs his own charity that helps childeren with cancer.

Us Scots (please, PLEASE take note. It's "Scots" or "Scottish". "Scotch" is whiskey. This is, in fact, what I find the most offensive about this thread) do like a good philanthropist.

[bythehand]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I have several times. Her description is accurate. Also the place is infested with towelheads.

Clearly you haven't seen much of Scotland then.

I'm off now, I won't be back. For the sake of my ribs, which are currently hurting from laughing at your pathetic attempt at Christianity. I don't have time for racist and bigoted scum. Neither does God. Who coincidentally doesn't exist, so who cares?

Mock! Oh the mocking of God! God Mocker!

[Rachel_Pierce]

That's strange, I googled 'Glasgow' and here are some of the interesting pictures it gave me....











Glad they made it out those caves... Actually looks like a nice place to live...