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VOTE For ME!!! I am SLEDGE!!! God will BLESS YOU!! -
03-06-2010, 05:35 PM
This is my TRUCK, it is a FORD!!!
I am finally HERE!! My Journey was LONG, there was no WIFI, I ran over a Coyote in Nevada! I Ran out of GAS in the Desert, it was RAINING!!
But The Lord SAVED me and sent a Samaritan who sold Me a Gallon for only $20.00 PRAISE HIM!!!
I will stay out by the TRAILER PARK, they SAID it was OK!! Praise GOD, I was not Told to MOVE ALONG!!
I found some Wood for my PLATFORM, it was Free!!! I will build my Platform out by the Trailer Park, they said it was OK!!
Praise the LORD!! FREE WOOD!!!
VOTE FOR SLEDGE RIPROCK AND THE LORD WILL BLESS YOU!!!
GLORY BE TO JESUS!!!
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A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!
Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16 A MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!
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Re: VOTE For ME!!! I am SLEDGE!!! God will BLESS YOU!! -
03-07-2010, 05:13 AM
Sledge, you're a nice guy and all, but I'm afraid that running for Mayor of Freehold is out of the question for you. You don't meet most of the requirements (see Miss Cookie's post on the subject HERE), and plus you're not even a citizen of this dimension, at least according to you.
I can put in a good word for you down at Pedro's Car Wash, if you don't mind working for a beaner.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: VOTE For ME!!! I am SLEDGE!!! God will BLESS YOU!! -
03-07-2010, 06:25 PM
But Pastor, It was The LORD that showed me the Paper, it was a NEWSPAPER!! He told to Come to Freehold! Praise HIM! He Lead me to My Truck, it is a FORD! He Gave the FREE WOOD for My Platform!!!
When I Arrived here, they Said it was OK, that I didn't have to Move Along. There is Much to SEE HERE! And much to MOW!! I am Here to Multiply, I am not a DIVIDER! AND I can be a DECIDER!! I Can be In CHARGE! I will Do the Lord's Work as He Commands! I see Many LAWNS!
I have no Blemishes, they have Cleared Up! I have Money, I can buy some Land. How much Land is enough? Can I Rent a Parking Space at the Trailer Park? I have new Shoes and many Blankets! I have a Coleman STOVE!!! I like Apples!
A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!
Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16 A MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!
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Re: VOTE For ME!!! I am SLEDGE!!! God will BLESS YOU!! -
03-07-2010, 10:28 PM
Sledge Riprock, although I do not agree with you on the issues, well to be honest I am not entirely sure where you actually stand on the issues, I assure you that you can safely ignore Pastor Ezekiel.
It is up to you to decide whether you run or not for mayor of Freehold. The Church is legally not even allowed to influence these elections in any way. That they do so anyway clearly proves that we need CHANGE in Freehold.
The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
- Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
- Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
- C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
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Re: VOTE For ME!!! I am SLEDGE!!! God will BLESS YOU!! -
03-07-2010, 10:58 PM
There you go, trying to stir up trouble again.
You'll get yours boy. I can't wait for the day that Jesus gets His loving hands on you. He'll teach you your place, I promise.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: VOTE For ME!!! I am SLEDGE!!! God will BLESS YOU!! -
03-08-2010, 04:00 PM
Sledge is basically harmless in a disturbed sort of way.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: VOTE For ME!!! I am SLEDGE!!! God will BLESS YOU!! -
03-08-2010, 05:33 PM
Sledge had always been nice to me, so I guess he is OK. And lately here sounds better, he doesn't talk as much about numbers and messages. I don't think Chip was a very good influence on him.
So good luck in your campaign Sledge! I hope you get lots of votes!
Tammi
He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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Re: VOTE For ME!!! I am SLEDGE!!! God will BLESS YOU!! -
03-08-2010, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by TheLordSavedMe
Sledge had always been nice to me, so I guess he is OK. And lately here sounds better, he doesn't talk as much about numbers and messages. I don't think Chip was a very good influence on him.
So good luck in your campaign Sledge! I hope you get lots of votes!
Tammi
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Sledge has had adjustment problems ever since he came back from the future. If you look at his old posts you can begin to see the stress. I'm not completely sure if he got over his chink housekeeper being inadvertently blown out an airlock.
But like you say, he is nice enough.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: VOTE For ME!!! I am SLEDGE!!! God will BLESS YOU!! -
03-08-2010, 05:50 PM
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ever since he came back from the future
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Did he really go there? Hm, I have to talk to him about my stock portfolio.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: VOTE For ME!!! I am SLEDGE!!! God will BLESS YOU!! -
03-08-2010, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Did he really go there? Hm, I have to talk to him about my stock portfolio.
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No Brother he is FROM there. Feel free to ask him, however remember his current mental state.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: VOTE For ME!!! I am SLEDGE!!! God will BLESS YOU!! -
03-24-2010, 01:56 AM
A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!
Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16 A MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!
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Re: VOTE For ME!!! I am SLEDGE!!! God will BLESS YOU!! -
03-24-2010, 02:23 AM
Move Along, Sledge, move along.
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Re: VOTE For ME!!! I am SLEDGE!!! God will BLESS YOU!! -
03-24-2010, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Sledge Riprock
DID I WIN???.
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No.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: VOTE For ME!!! I am SLEDGE!!! God will BLESS YOU!! -
03-24-2010, 08:09 PM
Why not? GOD told me to RUN! And I RAN, like The WIND!!!
I built my Platform on the Edge of Town, it blew over in the WIND!!!
Does anyone need their Lawn mowed?
A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!
Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16 A MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!
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