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True Christian ™ Test Kitchen -
02-17-2015, 09:22 PM
From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
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As writ elsewhere's here I FOUND Miss Cookie’s recipe files (!) though unfortunately are in code – did she share recipes or secrets with anyone here? Some notation unclear
Have to get these down as am volunteering to takeover her commitment of making all cakes for church functions She would have wanted it that way
Tho some whats tricky I mastered her famous “ Easter Chick” cupcakes (2nd attempt) (yay!)
Had extra yellow frosting left over so jumped in to “ Confetti Cake” much easier
Anyway theyare on my/her desk at the church offices so come by for a piece, and any requests!
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Re: True Christian ™ Test Kitchen -
02-17-2015, 10:02 PM
June, those look very interesting but the "Easter chicks" are not Scripturally authentic and may in fact be blasphemous. You should maybe check this out with a Pastor before attempting such a thing again?
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She would have wanted it that way
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What? Are you in cahoots with Faith-Machine and is there something you know about dear Cookie that you have not told us? WHERE IS SHE?????
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Anyway theyare on my/her desk at the church offices so come by for a piece, and any requests!
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If you have no takers, you might take them out of Freehold and put them on a windowsill "to cool".
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Re: True Christian ™ Test Kitchen -
02-17-2015, 10:05 PM
Speaking of Mistress Cookie, I keep hearing rumours that her return is imminent. What's the word in the office? (I can't wait until she comes back)
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Re: True Christian ™ Test Kitchen -
02-17-2015, 10:07 PM
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If you have no takers, you might take them out of Freehold and put them on a windowsill "to cool".
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Do you think that would work Sister Joanna? Have you ever heard of a nigro who is that desperate?
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Re: True Christian ™ Test Kitchen -
02-17-2015, 10:20 PM
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Do you think that would work Sister Joanna? Have you ever heard of a nigro who is that desperate?
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I wasn't really thinking straight there - I was thinking of around here, where the hordes of migrant Polak, Slovak and Cro-ak "workers" (shirkers, more like) are attracted to such brightly colored foods.
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Re: True Christian ™ Test Kitchen -
02-18-2015, 03:47 AM
Granny June, it looked like you worked hard on those cupcakes! But I know how much the men, adore our pies, and I'm sure that by now, you have those mastered, so why not we work on those some more! Plus, Sister Joanna does have a good point.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: True Christian ™ Test Kitchen -
02-18-2015, 04:20 AM
Unclean!
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Re: True Christian ™ Test Kitchen -
02-18-2015, 04:22 AM
If my wife produced something like that, they'd be fed to the pigs.
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02-18-2015, 05:13 AM
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If my wife produced something like that, they'd be fed to the pigs.
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Count your Blessings that we live amongst True Christian™ women.It could be much, much worse.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: True Christian ™ Test Kitchen -
02-18-2015, 05:16 AM
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Count your Blessings that we live amongst True Christian™ women.It could be much, much worse.
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That is horrifying! What decent woman would do that!?! Well, this goes to show when we remove Home Economics from unsaved women's education. Food safety goes down, and of course the liberal FDA does nothing about this!!!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: True Christian ™ Test Kitchen -
02-18-2015, 06:30 PM
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That is horrifying! What decent woman would do that!?! Well, this goes to show when we remove Home Economics from unsaved women's education. Food safety goes down, and of course the liberal FDA does nothing about this!!!
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Yes, home economics is another thing they have taken from the schools. The list goes on and on.
1. JESUS
2. PRAYER
3. Home economics
4. Salt in the cafeteria
Obviously, nobody is thinking of the children.
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Re: True Christian ™ Test Kitchen -
02-18-2015, 09:25 PM
I always loved Miss Cookies 'Bourbon Street Cake'. Though I never could guess the 'Street' ingredient.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: True Christian ™ Test Kitchen -
02-19-2015, 01:33 AM
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Yes, home economics is another thing they have taken from the schools. The list goes on and on.
1. JESUS
2. PRAYER
3. Home economics
4. Salt in the cafeteria
Obviously, nobody is thinking of the children.
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I pray that Jesus will soon relocate my family, and the True Christians in the state, and then drop California from the godly nation. Several places in California have even taken away separate bathrooms for men and women!!! The children do not need to be seeing that!!!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: True Christian ™ Test Kitchen -
02-19-2015, 01:45 AM
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I pray that Jesus will soon relocate my family, and the True Christians in the state, and then drop California from the godly nation. Several places in California have even taken away separate bathrooms for men and women!!! The children do not need to be seeing that!!!
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Amen to that, Sister. I have long advocated expelling California from the Union. I have not insisted as loudly as I would have under normal circumstances, as soon the godless Union will be dissolved, leaving only California, New Jersey and some few other Hell holes to try to suck the life from each other.
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Re: True Christian ™ Test Kitchen -
02-19-2015, 02:17 AM
Now I have been doing a bit of a background check on Granny July, and I found out she was fired from her last position as a nanny, for producing this birthday cake for a 3 year old who envisaged Heaven as a medieval castle. I understand the father was rightfully outraged.
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Re: True Christian ™ Test Kitchen -
02-20-2015, 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
Now I have been doing a bit of a background check on Granny July, and I found out she was fired from her last position as a nanny, for producing this birthday cake for a 3 year old who envisaged Heaven as a medieval castle. I understand the father was rightfully outraged.
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Maybe we can help her get on the right path with Jesus? As a younger woman, I'd feel like I'm breaking Titus 2:3-5, so if another more eligible lady could help her, or better yet, a godly man could, that'd be lovely!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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