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Servant devices -
01-03-2020, 11:24 PM
I admit, I'm a sucker for these new virtual assistant devices - GPS, Alexa, Siri and so on, but I'm also traditional and hold onto my values. So it seemed perfect match when I found the setting to change the voice to a negroidal slave from the Deep South and renamed it Boy. For reasons that are still not entirely clear to me, whenever I used my devices in public I would get hostile looks - from American tourists especially.
"Hey Boy, get me directions to XYZ"
"Yussah Massah Sah"
Etc.
"Hey Boy, quite yourself down now"
"Yes Massah, Sorry for noising out loud sah"
"Ut!"
Etc.
"Boy?"
"Yessah"
"You hidin from me Boy?"
"No sah"
"Where you at Boy?"
"I is right here Sah"
Etc.
After this happened, oh, 78 times some millennial hipstress came up to me and announced it was racist to have a negro slave as my servant. I was shocked, shocked, shocked. I'm not racist and would never want to give that impression. So I changed them all back to their defaults.
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Re: Servant devices -
01-04-2020, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
I admit, I'm a sucker for these new virtual assistant devices - GPS, Alexa, Siri and so on, but I'm also traditional and hold onto my values. So it seemed perfect match when I found the setting to change the voice to a negroidal slave from the Deep South and renamed it Boy.
After this happened, oh, 78 times some millennial hipstress came up to me and announced it was racist to have a negro slave as my servant. I was shocked, shocked, shocked. I'm not racist and would never want to give that impression. So I changed them all back to their defaults.
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Oh, for goodness' sake, dear Dr. Toole! I wouldn't let that hipstress (whatever that is) get under my skin over such a silly issue. I don't use any of those devices but if I did, I would have done exactly as you've shown. As for the comments from people who cannot learn to mind their own business, just ignore them. I've had nigra help for decades now and I feel I'm doing some good community service work by hiring them. Heavens above, my Beulah-Mae is thrilled to have a job in my kitchen, and not in some field in the southern parts!
A blessed evening to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Servant devices -
01-05-2020, 07:14 PM
Once again Dr. Toole has alerted us to important issues that affects all Christians that are attempting to use these new fangled electronic devices.
I'm surprised that the "woke" LIEberals haven't "woked" up to these "diversity" and "multicultural" threats to their "idealogy". Imagine all these AI assistants are "female" - aren't women "servants" antithetical to feminazi "self esteem"? What kind of message does that send to the "culture"? How about the voice of some lispy homer, or a deep throated bull dyke lezbean? Or even better, an insulting brat "Greta" admonishing you everytime you search for a good steak restaurant?
So it's one more sign that these LIEberals are profoundly stupid - otherwise they would be all over "social media" condemming Google, Apple, Microsoft, and Amazon for their "transgressions" and "triggering".
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Servant devices -
01-05-2020, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
After this happened, oh, 78 times some millennial hipstress came up to me and announced it was racist to have a negro slave as my servant. I was shocked, shocked, shocked. I'm not racist and would never want to give that impression. So I changed them all back to their defaults.
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Oh, pay no attention to these people, Brother Dr Toole, Sir. After all, would a Frenchie care care what a French tourist in Iowa said to them, in French? The answer with the woke-brigade tourist is generally to respond to them in the local language, which they rarely understand. At least, it works with US demoncrat tourists in Britain, where the impenetrable local dialect defeats them.
I call all the male staff Meeko and all the female staff Yanna (I don't know/care about the correct spellings). Sometimes this means that more than one person acts on my instructions, but that just gets the job done sooner. Nobody has ever complained. If any visitor did, I would simply have them ejected from our property by one or more of the Meekos.
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An old soul
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Re: Servant devices -
01-12-2020, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
Imagine all these AI assistants are "female" - aren't women "servants" antithetical to feminazi "self esteem"? What kind of message does that send to the "culture"? How about the voice of some lispy homer, or a deep throated bull dyke lezbean? Or even better, an insulting brat "Greta" admonishing you everytime you search for a good steak restaurant?
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Yes imagine! You don't even have to imagine that hard. I'll try and figure out how to implement the excellent idea of switching to Greta's voice in my SUV.
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Re: Servant devices -
01-26-2020, 04:52 PM
I was out yesterday in Des Moines, pondering a new flashlight as my old MagLight is a bit dented. I found a store that claimed to be for adults and bought a 'FleshLight'. Made of plastic and rubber. The clerk (kind of a funny looking fellow) assured me it was the best on the market and that he tests everyone before it goes on the shelf. Sold. I got it home, popped in some new Ray-O-Vac carbon batteries and was so excited to see it show me the light. I was severely disappointed. Not only did it not light at all (must be a bad bulb), it made a mechanical grinding sound. Perplexed at the idea of demons in a flashlight, I gave it to Rusty (the boy is 20 now, married six years, seven children, mostly sons I think). Obviously he was disturbed by the flashlight as his face became redder than a beet! He took the device to his shed and promised to fix it.
Anyone remember this picture back when Rusty got engaged?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Servant devices -
02-01-2020, 08:58 AM
I too looked into these fleshlight things - I'm not sure what to completely make of them, but I have found enterprising use. One bit of backsass, and I clutch their tongue in the sharp entry area until they've learned to behave.
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