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At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave!


While everyone knows I am not a fan of the rap music (I prefer a good old marching band) when a friend of one of my children sent them a link to a rap song and I intercepted it, I decided to watch it. It turns out that at least one of the coloreds gets it. It is GOOD to be a slave! Here is the song:



I checked online and found that other Christians agree that the meaning of Christianity is to be a SLAVE. Take, for example, this review from a colored fella on Amazon:

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Just open your ears and know Christ is the King. This song explains the reality that we are slaves to work for HIM and I would be HIS slave forever. AMEN!
If it helps to have the colored races place the relationship in the light of Slave and Master because it is easier for them to understand, I say, "More power to them!" It makes sense that since they have been cursed their whole lives and their families have been slaves forever that they would view Christ Jesus as "tha Massa" and that they be "tha boy." Perhaps we should teach this in our Ex-Negro classes? We could tell them that by loving Jesus and doing what he says, they can be a house slave (Heaven) instead of a field slave (Hell)?

For reference to the Ex-Negro teachers, here are the lyrics as best I can make out. If anyone has any corrections please let me know. It is hard to make out ebonics. My commentary is in red.

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SLAVE TO YOU
Now everybody want to know
Why I keep talking about slavery in front of foe
Because that is all your people understand?
They say I make em uncomfortable
I thought being black made them uncomfortable?
I reply "That's exactly what I'm gunning fo'"
Guns are a must for the "gangstah for Christ" image that will appeal to the blacks!
Praying to Christ and I’m lovin' that way
I don' want to run like Kunta Kinte
Anyone know who this "Kunta Kinte" is?
Creator of all, I am your clay
Mold me shape me make me your way
He did. Deal with it!
Take me break me whatever your forte
Good Biblical message here: God will break you.
You made me in your image but don't show me the doorway
Except Jesus is white.
They say everybody search the world lookin' for peace
Who knew I had to become a slave to be free
Anyone who read the BIBLE did. But then, illiteracy rates among the negros is extremely low. Perhaps the song form is better for them? They have always been a musical people.

CHORUS
You never ever let me go.
Your love is so infallible
Yes it is true
I'm a slave to you
Yes it's true
I'm a slave to you
Yes it's true
I'm a slave to you
Yes it's true
I'm a slave to you
I'm a slave to you

And I love my chains
It is bred into them.
I ain't talking about the ones with baguettes and things
What does homosexual french bread have to do with chains?
Some sell they soul for the rocks and rings
My soul was rocked when I met the King
You offer me the world but I don't think I need it
Good because your types are not going to get it!
They say money is the fruit of life but I don't want to eat it
Except for watermelon, of course!
We already seen that trick anyway
Oh...well then, how about some fried chicken?
Learned our lesson in Genesis, why fall again?
Pain
How I have to live another day
Matter of fact you can say it was the only way
Matter of fact, I have no idea what those two lines mean.
But through the blood me and Christ never separate
Unless you commit the Unforgivable Sin!
And the day of his return what I anticipate

CHORUS

Now do you mind if I testify
Liberal judges say you have the right to testify in courts now, go ahead.
Never givin' a thought that if I live or die
I wouldn't care about life or death if I was black either.
Until the lord came in and touched my life
So everything I have I did for Christ
My world was spinning round and round out of control
Until you came and wrapped your arms around my soul
They just need a white man like Jesus to take care of them.

CHORUS


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Default Re: At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave! - 01-15-2011, 12:48 AM

I am just DYING to hear how this is not racist.


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Default Re: At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave! - 01-15-2011, 01:21 AM

Far from racist. This little tune seems to capture the essence of the Catholic teachings very well. I wonder if the young buck would sell us rights?


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Smile Re: At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave! - 01-15-2011, 01:35 AM

I thnik many of those boys know how good they have it. I also think they keep quiet about it lest others try to glom on too.
They:
  • Have a job for as long as they live
  • Have food and shelter
  • Are with their family
  • Are protected from the horrors of the outside world
  • Have value
There is more but these are the key points.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave! - 01-15-2011, 02:05 AM

I don't know what they're complaining about either.


They even got a free ride to the greatest nation on earth. Not to mention good Christians showed them the way of Jesus by beating the blasphemy out of them.




I would rather they just said thank you.


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Default Re: At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave! - 01-15-2011, 02:25 AM

Brother Gabriel, actually, they all love their slavery.

After all, don't every one of we Christian Ladies?
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Default Re: At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave! - 01-15-2011, 03:09 AM

Praise, it so reminds me of the day when my Grandfather told me of his great Grandfather who owned a cotton plantation in Mississippi back in the good Ole days. This was the song the nigras sang in the fields.

Bend down turn around,
Pick a bale of cotton
Bend down turn around,
Pick a bale a day :|
|: Oh lordy, pick a bale of cotton
Oh lordy, pick a bale a day
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Default Re: At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave! - 01-15-2011, 03:18 AM

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Brother Gabriel, actually, they all love their slavery.

After all, don't every one of we Christian Ladies?
This is so true, Sister. We really are blessed to be able to just serve our menfolk and let them make all the hard decisions.

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It's so true what they say. Slavery really is Freedom.


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Default Re: At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave! - 01-15-2011, 04:39 AM

You people are piffleing crazy. Slaves are wrong. This isn't christianity. You racist motherpiffleers
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You people are piffleing crazy. Slaves are wrong. This isn't christianity. You racist motherpiffleers
Show me where in the Bible it condemns slavery.


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Default Re: At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave! - 01-15-2011, 04:46 AM

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Show me where in the Bible it condemns slavery?
i don't piffleing care what the bible says is right. Just because it's a religious book doesn't mean it is always right. You need to understand god and jesus would loves everybody. Jesus would not want to see anyone enslaved. just because it isn't doesn't make it wrong. Im not going your belief. But blacks have rights too. So you need to take off the white robe and pointy buddy
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i don't piffleing care what the bible says is right. Just because it's a religious book doesn't mean it is always right. You need to understand god and jesus would loves everybody. Jesus would not want to see anyone enslaved. just because it isn't doesn't make it wrong. Im not going your belief. But blacks have rights too. So you need to take off the white robe and pointy buddy
So............you admit that you're wrong and have no idea what you're talking about.


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So............you admit that you're wrong and have no idea what you're talking about.
I assume you didn't read what i had wrote, as it is not the word of the bible. I know i can't convince you out of your fanatical state of mind. But no, i am not wrong. You are the kind of people that fly airplanes into things. And no your not muslim, your extremists. Live in the real world. You are the people that deserve to be shot straight in the head.

You need to understand that you can't live like this. You act like primitive americans from back in the 1770s. Women, Black, And all the people of the world deserve the right to live independantly.

oh and this Ph.D pastor guy sounds like a rapist

"If you want, i can completely fill you with the joy of jesus, anytime you want"

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At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave!


While everyone knows I am not a fan of the rap music (I prefer a good old marching band) when a friend of one of my children sent them a link to a rap song and I intercepted it, I decided to watch it. It turns out that at least one of the coloreds gets it. It is GOOD to be a slave! Here is the song:

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You people are piffleing crazy. Slaves are wrong. This isn't christianity. You racist motherpiffleers
First, I can see you didn't bother to watch the video. The song is about being a slave to Christ; that is, subjugating your own will to find freedom serving Him completely.

That is, at its root, what Christianity is all about, and the whole point of getting into Heaven.

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i don't piffleing care what the bible says is right. Just because it's a religious book doesn't mean it is always right.
But we're talking about what is or is not Christianity.

Christianity is explained in the Bible. If you ignore the Bible, you aren't Christian.
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You need to understand god and jesus would loves everybody. Jesus would not want to see anyone enslaved.
Why did He declare Himself to be all Christians' Master?

Matthew 23:10

Neither be ye called masters: for one is your Master, even Christ.

Why did He (through Peter) tell slaves to obey their masters, even the ones that are mean and beat them?

1 Peter 2: 18-19

18 Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.

19 For this is thankworthy, if a man for conscience toward God endure grief, suffering wrongfully.

And where in the world do you get the idea that Jesus loves everybody? He loves only those who obey Him.

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But blacks have rights too. So you need to take off the white robe and pointy buddy
Who said Negroes don't have rights? And who said that the Bible indicates that only black people can be slaves? Jews sold one another into slavery, or anyone they captured in war.


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Default Re: At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave! - 01-15-2011, 05:06 AM

I don't understand how your thinking operates. Because you start out saying...

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i don't piffleing care what the bible says is right. Just because it's a religious book doesn't mean it is always right.
Okay, that's a typical atheist argument. Then you say

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You need to understand god and jesus would loves everybody. Jesus would not want to see anyone enslaved. just because it isn't doesn't make it wrong.
Suddenly you're fluffy bunny cafeteria Christian now. So which is it: Is the Bible right or wrong? Why do you believe in God and Jesus and claim that "Jesus would be against that." when God and Jesus are part of the same book that you claim isn't right?

If you truly feel the Bible is wrong and outdated, how can you use the argument that Jesus would be against slavery? You've already shot down your own argument.

Don't you see the problem here?



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Default Re: At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave! - 01-15-2011, 03:51 PM

Oh Boy, more of these homer!s wearing out the term, "piffling." It's like saying "What in the Pluperfect hell?" as it means nothing at all
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Default Re: At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave! - 01-15-2011, 05:10 PM

For the last time, the Bible condones slavery:

The Bible Condones Slavery

Leviticus 25:44-46 (King James Version)
The following passage shows that slaves are clearly property to be bought and sold like livestock.
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44Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. 45Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. 46And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.
Leviticus 25:44-46 (New International Version, ©2010)
For those who will expose their ignorance of the King james language, here is the passage from the NIV, which shows that all Christians agree that we are talking about slaves here.
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44 “‘Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. 45 You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. 46 You can bequeath them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.
Exodus 21:2-6 (King James Version)
The following passage describes how the Hebrew slaves are to be treated.
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2If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. 3If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself: if he were married, then his wife shall go out with him. 4If his master have given him a wife, and she have born him sons or daughters; the wife and her children shall be her master's, and he shall go out by himself. 5And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: 6Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever.
Exodus 21:7-11 (King James Version)
The following passage describes the practice of sex slavery.
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7And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do. 8If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her. 9And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters. 10If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish. 11And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.
Exodus 21:20-21 (King James Version)
How to beat your slave.
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20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
Ephesians 6:5 (King James Version)
Jesus, himself, did not forbid or condemn slavery. He even told slaves to obey their masters.
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5Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;
Ephesians 6:5 (New International Version, ©2010)
In case the KJV text is confusing, this verifies that even people who use the NIV agree that Jesus told slaves to obey.
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5 Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.
Titus 2:9-10 (King James Version)
More on slaves obeying their masters.
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9Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again; 10Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.
Titus 2:9-10 (New International Version, ©2010)
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9 Teach slaves to be subject to their masters in everything, to try to please them, not to talk back to them, 10 and not to steal from them, but to show that they can be fully trusted, so that in every way they will make the teaching about God our Savior attractive.
1 Peter 2:18 (King James Version)
More on slaves obeying their masters.
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18Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.
1 Peter 2:18 (New International Version, ©2010)
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18 Slaves, in reverent fear of God submit yourselves to your masters, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.
1 Timothy 6:1-2 (King James Version)
More New Testament approval of slavery.
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1Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed. 2And they that have believing masters, let them not despise them, because they are brethren; but rather do them service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit. These things teach and exhort.
1 Timothy 6:1-2 (New International Version, ©2010)
In case the KJV text is confusing, this verifies that even people who use the NIV agree that Jesus told slaves to obey.
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1 All who are under the yoke of slavery should consider their masters worthy of full respect, so that God’s name and our teaching may not be slandered. 2 Those who have believing masters should not show them disrespect just because they are fellow believers. Instead, they should serve them even better because their masters are dear to them as fellow believers and are devoted to the welfare[a] of their slaves.
Luke 12:47-48 (King James Version)
In the following parable, Jesus clearly approves of beating slaves even if they didn't know they were doing anything wrong.
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47And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes. 48But he that knew not, and did commit things worthy of stripes, shall be beaten with few stripes. For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required: and to whom men have committed much, of him they will ask the more.
Many Figures In The Bible Owned Slaves:
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Biblical figures who kept slaves included the patriarchs Abraham and Isaac, Boaz (from the Ruth story) and King Solomon.


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Default Re: At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave! - 01-15-2011, 05:21 PM

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i don't piffleing care what the bible says is right. Just because it's a religious book doesn't mean it is always right. You need to understand god and jesus would loves everybody. Jesus would not want to see anyone enslaved. just because it isn't doesn't make it wrong. Im not going your belief. But blacks have rights too. So you need to take off the white robe and pointy buddy
If you don't believe in the Bible why do you believe in God and Jesus?
God promised to keep His Words:

Psalm 12:6-7:
The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

So if you don't believe the Bible is the inerrant Word of God what do you believe?

1.) That God doesn't know what the Bible says and He therefore don't know whether He needs to change it or update it.

2.) That God isn't powerful enough to change the Bible so that it portrays what He actually thinks

3.) That God neither know what the Bible says nor has the power to change it

4.) God doesn't care about human affairs

5.) God doesn't exist.


To the atheists:

To the false christians:

Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

Hosea 13:16
Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Default Re: At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave! - 01-15-2011, 10:09 PM

I am not athiest, nor am i a darwinist, or ognostic, but i shall tell you, that just because it is the so called "word of the lord" doesn't mean it is. I can write a book and say it's the word of the lord, that doesn't mean it is. God does exist. But he doesn't think like you people suppose he does, also, you have misinterpreted passages from the bible. Your just corrupt. Your like the Ku Klux Klan, you believe that everything in the bible means something it really doesn't. Am i the work of the devil? To you i may be, i actually think, a book doesn't tell me what to do. I love rock music, it's just a form of art. I believe women should have the same freedoms as men, its only justified that women can do exactly what men can do. I believe blacks are the children of the lord. I believe all races, ethnicities, and religions, are the children of the lord. And god would want all his children treated equally. Written text doesn't mean anything. If it isn't in the bible it doesn't make it wrong. 2+2=4, you would say the same. But according to your logic, its wrong because its not in the bible
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Default Re: At Least ONE Negro Understands: It’s GOOD To Be A Slave! - 01-15-2011, 10:23 PM

I actually did read the bible. all of it. The first page of the new testament to the last page of the old testament. Do i follow it's words? Some, the ones that seem reasonable. Also, i don't misinterpret the bible. And your telling me its a form of mental and spiritual masturbation? Last time i checked, masturbation was against gods will. But hey, i masturbate daily? has god struck me down with lightning? no. Maybe you wouldn't be so strange if you listened to the people who are atheist, or agnostic, or a darwinist. The religion i go by, is a mix of ideas and christianity.
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