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Default Re: Hypothetically Speaking what would be the most Biblical way to unload 200 Nigerian girls? - 05-25-2014, 06:32 PM

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Hypothetically speaking, who could a man turn to if he was plagued by thoughts of the "ba donk i donk" hind quarters of one of the lighter skinned girls?

What kind of welcome might I expect if I showed up at church with a light skinned ex-negro wife and 199 ex-negro adopted daughters?
Brother Godfly, well, hypothetically speaking, it would be costly for you to maintain 199 daughters for a prolonged period of time, but I'm sure that at 50 shekels a piece (Deuteronomy 22:29) you could make yourself and 199 Godly Men very happy. Somebody more skilled with math can add all that up, but that will certainly be a lot of hypothetical shekels in your hypothetical pocket.
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Default Re: Hypothetically Speaking what would be the most Biblical way to unload 200 Nigerian girls? - 05-25-2014, 07:01 PM

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Brother Godfly, well, hypothetically speaking, it would be costly for you to maintain 199 daughters for a prolonged period of time, but I'm sure that at 50 shekels a piece (Deuteronomy 22:29) you could make yourself and 199 Godly Men very happy. Somebody more skilled with math can add all that up, but that will certainly be a lot of hypothetical shekels in your hypothetical pocket.
You know, that's a good point, Sister. The profit might even offset any potential generational curse Brother Godfly would bring into his home through adoption.


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Default Re: Hypothetically Speaking what would be the most Biblical way to unload 200 Nigerian girls? - 05-26-2014, 06:57 AM

Hypothetically, when you hypothetically conquered their land, did you hypothetically murder the men and sluts?
You don't have to hypothetically marry them if you don't hypothetically want to.


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Default Re: Hypothetically Speaking what would be the most Biblical way to unload 200 Nigerian girls? - 05-26-2014, 04:57 PM

Someone may want to let the Mayor know before importing these girls.

Even if Brother Godly is wildly successful and turns a couple of them into respectable God fearing citizens, can the Freehold SUV Task Force handle an influx of 198 future crack hoes?

Brother Godfly, I urge you to consider dropping the majority of them in St. Louis or somewhere.


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Default Re: Hypothetically Speaking what would be the most Biblical way to unload 200 Nigerian girls? - 06-02-2014, 04:25 PM

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3.7% of Nigerians have the aids. Therefore you can conclude that at least 7 of these girls do.
Is it really that low? I would've guessed substantially higher.


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