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Default Mario says “don’t do drugs kids” - 06-05-2020, 10:39 PM

With the prevalence of people injecting marijuana into their bodies in hopes of getting welfare checks, I wanted to look up something Christian friendly that even godless sinners could understand. In this video, Lou Albano who is dressed up as Mario will explain to you that you’ll go to HELL if you do drugs. I think Mario is godless but maybe this needs to be pushed more so that the idiot lieberals will understand.



Thoughts? Maybe I am wrong for thinking this PSA is okay I don’t know. I will give criticism that you should NOT talk to a rabbi or a priest. If you talk to a minister make sure it’s a MALE minister! Not sure how you get to hell BEFORE you die either. After, sure.
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Default Re: Mario says “don’t do drugs kids” - 06-06-2020, 05:24 PM

Duh, of course kids shouldn't be doing drugs. When I need drugs, I want them to be made by a qualified pharmacist only, not by some kid!


Oh wait - are we thinking about the same sort of drugs?
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Default Re: Mario says “don’t do drugs kids” - 06-07-2020, 07:58 PM

Being half-italian, and possibly half-Catholic, there is no doubt that Mario is smart. Tough i can't understand why would he choose to kill the citizen of his country, that were turned into bricks, to gain money. Even for a marxist that's too gruesome.


By the way, he is wrong about a thing: drugs indeed leads people to hell if they take them, but they cannot go there before death. Only a Saint or Dante Alighieri could freely move between the Afterlife and the Earth. Altough not an example, this makes me think of Saint Francis of Paola, the Patron Saint of Southern Italy, who crossed the Stretto of Messina with his cloak, challenging both Scylla and Charybdis.
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Being half-italian, and possibly half-Catholic, there is no doubt that Mario is smart. Tough i can't understand why would he choose to kill the citizen of his country, that were turned into bricks, to gain money. Even for a marxist that's too gruesome.


By the way, he is wrong about a thing: drugs indeed leads people to hell if they take them, but they cannot go there before death. Only a Saint or Dante Alighieri could freely move between the Afterlife and the Earth. Altough not an example, this makes me think of Saint Francis of Paola, the Patron Saint of Southern Italy, who crossed the Stretto of Messina with his cloak, challenging both Scylla and Charybdis.
Thanks for admitting that Cathlicker saints also use heavy drugs to freely move between hell and Earth. Reinforces my views that you people should be avoided and are as dangerous as a looting Nigra.
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Jesus Re: Mario says “don’t do drugs kids” - 06-08-2020, 04:35 AM

I wholeheartedly agree ANYONE who does drugs will go directly to !!!
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[/FONT]Rutherford;1269309]With the prevalence of people injecting marijuana into their bodies in hopes of getting welfare checks, I wanted to look up something Christian friendly that even godless sinners could understand. In this video, Lou Albano who is dressed up as Mario will explain to you that you’ll go to HELL if you do drugs. I think Mario is godless but maybe this needs to be pushed more so that the idiot lieberals will understand.



Thoughts? Maybe I am wrong for thinking this PSA is okay I don’t know. I will give criticism that you should NOT talk to a rabbi or a priest. If you talk to a minister make sure it’s a MALE minister! Not sure how you get to hell BEFORE you die either. After, sure.


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Default Re: Mario says “don’t do drugs kids” - 06-08-2020, 06:07 AM

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I wholeheartedly agree ANYONE who does drugs will go directly to !!!
Hi, and welcome to our friendly forum! Tell us a little more about yourself, especially how you are posting when you died four years ago in a fire?


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I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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Bible Re: Mario says “don’t do drugs kids” - 06-08-2020, 04:31 PM

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Hi, and welcome to our friendly forum! Tell us a little more about yourself, especially how you are posting when you died four years ago in a fire?
Oh, dear Sister Dana, thank you so very much for being "on the ball" here, and for doing such an excellent job with your research. Goodness, I was just about to trot out my usual "Welcome" message to MamaBear, and then I saw your message, with the very helpful link, which confirms that this person died years ago! It just goes to show: we cannot be too careful here at . Oh, I can imagine the person will write back and say that the woman who died was a twin sister, or some such nonsense.

May bless you richly, dear Dana.


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Default Re: Mario says “don’t do drugs kids” - 06-08-2020, 05:26 PM

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Oh, I can imagine the person will write back and say that the woman who died was a twin sister,
Well, that was my first thought - is it really so improbable?


Anyway, I do hope this person comes back, posts a proper introduction, and clarifies the whole issue.
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