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Default Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like! - 03-24-2017, 05:59 PM

One way to deal with this distressing problem is to stop eating solid foods!

Broths and other clear liquids can be ingested to main adequate nutrition levels while reducing "ick" production to minimal levels.


This saves money and time and spares your husband's finer sensibilities.


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Default Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like! - 03-24-2017, 09:02 PM

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One way to deal with this distressing problem is to stop eating solid foods!

Broths and other clear liquids can be ingested to main adequate nutrition levels while reducing "ick" production to minimal levels.


This saves money and time and spares your husband's finer sensibilities.
In an ideal world a woman would eat liquid food and then sweat it out while doing the laundry. No toilet stuff going on and stinky unlady like stuff!
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Default Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like! - 05-27-2017, 11:12 PM

WTF if taking a dump is unlady like than why do we have assholes?
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Default Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like! - 05-27-2017, 11:38 PM

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...why do we have assholes?
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Default Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like! - 05-27-2017, 11:58 PM

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Hey child of Adolf, we speak proper American here. Show some respect for the Americans, after all, they have saved you from communism.
Hey child of Clinton and Bush , go learn German. Show some respect for European people , after all , they made insurance possible for you.
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Hey child of Clinton and Bush , go learn German. Show some respect for European people , after all , they made insurance possible for you.
Sorry Dutchsmartie, but "insurance" dates back to at least the Babylonian's some 4,000 years ago. I see your European public "education" system has declined along with that in the US (with the exception of that here in Freehold, Iowa).

We did have some respect for the Europeans - back in 1529 and 1683 when they turned back the mooselimbs at Vienna. These days Angela Merkel is inviting them to Bayreuth Festivals, but they don't seem to adopting that German culture very well - evidently mistaking Valhalla for "allah".


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Default Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like! - 05-28-2017, 04:59 AM

I would never be even near a woman that passes a log. It's one of the nastiest things I can imagine.

My own odor is pleasant when I have to do my business. But can you imagine the scent of a woman? Like a litter box that has not been changed in a year.

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You know, they complain all the time about the bleeding. And I guess that happens, but it is their own fault for not sopping up the blood with an absorbent. They could at least TRY to be clean.


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WTF if taking a dump is unlady like than why do we have assholes?
If raping a woman is bad why do men have a penis?
Hope you see the flaw in your logic.
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why do we have assholes?

That is a question we Christians often ask among ourselves. We have this nice little website for fellowship and praise with other Christians from all over the world and for some unexplained reason, we are constantly set upon by the likes of you. Why do we have you here among us, BTW? What exactly do you want, other than to vex us?


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Default Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like! - 06-18-2017, 11:34 AM

***vulgar vocabulary removed*** are for defecating
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True women NEVER defecate. Period.

Only men defecate.


Sadly not all men do. Jews and blacks don't, otherwise they were white.
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True women NEVER defecate. Period.

Only men defecate.

Sadly not all men do. Jews and blacks don't, otherwise they were white.
Are you implying there are no white women?


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That's what I got out of his very flawed comment.

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Are you implying there are no white women?




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Default Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like! - 04-01-2020, 07:38 PM

Back in the days of IRC, I was a prolific idler in several Christian channels. There was this bizarre young lady who would regularly post links to pictures of her poop. It was odd, to say the least.

The technology didn't support previews of anything linked in IRC so you just had to take your life into your hands, spin the wheel and hope for the best (thinking about it, it was a degenerate form of gambling: very sinful and should not have been tolerated by the liberal Christian admins). The outcome was sometimes normal, sometimes an assault on the toilet bowl, smeared into your retinae.

We eventually learned never to open any link sent by that strange temptress, no matter how great she made her links sound. Nonetheless, she drove some of the men to homosexuality (and related fecal fetishes). Or that's what I've always assumed: there aren't any other causes of gayness except molestation and adult men don't get molested (ergo QED).

The really sick thing was that none of the open homos in those channels were banned and any attempts to pray for them were punished. The channel ops were all what I like to call "Levitithem" Christians because as far as they were concerned, there was no Leviticus.

Anyway, you're 100% right. Feminism, women's lib etc. is responsible for spawning a generation of women that find this behaviour not only acceptable but empowering. It's the same social corruption that leads to "inventions" like cookies made with menstrual blood (sadly, that's a real thing). Foul, demonic stuff. Celebrating your period of the month or your waste-making is not normal or "powerful" (and don't even get me started on the veneration of abortion nowadays). Remember, ladies: your bodily functions are the work of satan!


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Celebrating your period of the month or your waste-making is not normal or "powerful" (and don't even get me started on the veneration of abortion nowadays). Remember, ladies: your bodily functions are the work of satan!
Speaking as the mother of 12 sons (and a daughter), I can confirm that it is very rarely necessary for any decent, Godly woman to menstruate. If my dear husband were not obliged to spend so much time in foreign parts in the service of our dear Lord and our almost equally dear President, I would not have done so since my marriage.


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Default Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like! - 04-04-2020, 08:10 AM

This. Is. Disgusting.

Shame on you all who participate in this thread. Shame shame, filthy shame. Job creators don't want to hear your sob stories - tell them something Amazing! Be a breath of Fresh Air! Wow them with your pizzazz and willingness to die of Coronavirus. Be a Winner! See all the Losers looking uncomfortable and crowding around the exits with their fancy degrees and passports - yes I would like fries with that Sir. Foreign piffles caint neither speak American proper.
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