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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 07-07-2015, 12:57 PM

I did play the game and it is completely based around science.


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The sky isn´t blue. It appears blue because photons (light) from the Sun with a shorter wave length (blue) scatter more easily in Earths atmosphere than those with a longer wave length (red). The Sun isn´t orange either, it is what you would percieve as white. It just appears to be orange when the sun is setting due to the same effect (Rayleigh).
I believe you just quoted science, so yeah. Tells me a little about you.
That you are a idiot.
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Jesus' eternal love Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 07-07-2015, 01:31 PM

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I did play the game and it is completely based around science.

I believe you just quoted science, so yeah. Tells me a little about you.
That you are a idiot.
Mr Defender,

Have you ever heard of fallacies, violations of intelligent and rational discussion. You probably have, as you use them with unprecedented skill. This one is (as you probably know) called ad hominem. You simply mock someone and avoid discussing the actual issues that require education, manners, logic, a working vocabulary, some elementary knowledge of American grammar, literacy, and empathy to be assessed in a rational manner.

Proverbs 8:5
O ye simple, understand wisdom: and, ye fools, be ye of an understanding heart.



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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 07-07-2015, 03:11 PM

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I believe you just quoted science, so yeah. Tells me a little about you.
That you are a idiot.
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 07-07-2015, 05:14 PM

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...I believe you just quoted science, so yeah. Tells me a little about you.
That you are a idiot.
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 07-07-2015, 11:14 PM

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STEAM IS THE MOST SECURE SERVICE ON THE INTERNET. Never been hacked, never been the victim of a cyber attack.
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Ehm "Valve's Steam service hacked, credit card information obtained" (source: engadget.com).

So clearly you could not be more wrong. About everything...
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That was in 2007, when valve had just made steam they weren't ready for a attack
Do you even realize you are a complete idiot?


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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 07-08-2020, 01:21 AM

Portal 2 ruined my family. GLaDOS is the robot and she lures Chell with the promise of cake which is a metaphor for sex. Chell and GLaDOS are lesbos and GOD WILL JUDGE THEM.
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 07-10-2020, 08:03 AM

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The sky is gay then? where god apparently lives.
Wow! Talk about ignorance! God lives in HEAVEN which is located just ABOVE the sky.

Sometimes an opening is provided so that an observer on the ground can see who's in Heaven. There are plenty of examples. In Acts 7:56 Stephen reports A] that an opening was made so he could see into Heaven and B] that Jesus was there. If God lived in the sky, why would Heaven need to open so that Stephen could see Him?
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