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Smile Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-24-2010, 08:43 PM
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Seriously. Are you the best your little iceberg has to offer?
That is right, Brother Enoch, he sure has me scared.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-24-2010, 08:57 PM
Many Britians hate you Iceland lot for pinching our money saved in your banks to Iceland.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-24-2010, 09:00 PM
The worst they can do is melt their entire country in the hopes that it will drown the rest of the world as well

I call that passive-aggressive

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-24-2010, 09:05 PM
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The worst they can do is melt their entire country in the hopes that it will drown the rest of the world as well

I call that passive-aggressive

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-24-2010, 11:43 PM
I feel enormous hatred here from my Icelandic brothers and sisters. You have to understand you that Jesus is the only correct answer
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 12:04 AM
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I prefer killing animals for diner.
Then you should come to Iceland for hunting, the best thing on hunting in Iceland is that you don’t have to take any cooking tools with you, you only throw the meat to the ground and you have a BBQ. The earth here is so warm from the fires from Hell, and there is also lot of snow to but the beer in for cooling
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 12:40 AM
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Then you should come to Iceland for hunting, the best thing on hunting in Iceland is that you don’t have to take any cooking tools with you, you only throw the meat to the ground and you have a BBQ. The earth here is so warm from the fires from Hell, and there is also lot of snow to but the beer in for cooling
BBQ? Who are you trying to kid? The most typical method of meat preservation in Iceland is to bury a carcass in the dirt and wait for it to fester and rot. Yummy NOT!

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 02:00 AM
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That's exactly what we've been saying all along: iceland isn't only financially bankrupt but also morally and spiritually.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 08:48 AM
Well... first af all this is not the icelandic flag you mormon
and second of all for those word you have spoken i curse you for all eternity. May your kool aid turn to blood everytime you take zip and your mcburger taste of shit..... oh wait it already does.... then.... may all your fast food being made by black people, illegal aliens and losers that don't wash their hands after masturbation

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 09:07 AM
Hello,

facts:

Our PM is not only a woman, she´s also gay.

Not only we have a choo-choo museum, we have a mall that looks like a erected Choo-Choo located in Reykjavik.

Most Icelanders are Protestants, few pagans. There is one baptist church in Iceland.

And yes, the devil lives beneath us. That´s how we got hot water and steam.

Best of times.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 09:16 AM
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Hello,

facts:

Our PM is not only a woman, she´s also gay.

Not only we have a penis museum, we have a mall that looks like a erected penis located in Reykjavik.

Most Icelanders are Protestants, few pagans. There is one baptist church in Iceland.

And yes, the devil lives beneath us. That´s how we got hot water and steam.

Best of times.
You just summed up in one Post why God hates Iceland.

Thank you and God Bless.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 09:47 AM
Dear Talitha

I´ll not go away.

Jesus shall save you.

amen!
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 09:50 AM
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You just summed up in one Post why God hates Iceland.

Thank you and God Bless.


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Really? Do you really think it's ok to [excrete] out iceland that way? doesen't god love all his children? i belive he placed iceland there for a reason. Only god can be the judge, you have no power. America is no better than iceland in any way. Do you want to be judged based on americas mistakes? Well Bill Clinton used to be your president. you must be a [lady of the night]... am i right?
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 10:16 AM
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America is no better than iceland in any way.
I'm a Canadian and I agree with you that America is no better than Iceland in any way! America totally sucks compared to Iceland!

Except for a few little things. Like being bigger (by a thousand times), stronger (by a million times), saving the world from tyranny not once, not twice, but three times! (WWI, WWII, Cold War). Having a military constantly on guard against threats to our freedom. Sending men to the moon. Sending probes outside the solar system. Inventing electricity, the automobile, aircraft, Exxon and Bill Gates!

And Hollywood. And a thousand channels of cable, and all the actors to fill them up. And musicians, and singers and artists of every stripe and all the technology to pump them all into every household on the planet. Even Iran!

But yes, America is not better than Icelandia in any way..

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 10:24 AM
Canadians...

unarmed Americans with social welfare.
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Really? Do you really think it's ok to [excrete] out iceland that way? doesen't god love all his children? i belive he placed iceland there for a reason. Only god can be the judge, you have no power. America is no better than iceland in any way. Do you want to be judged based on americas mistakes? Well Bill Clinton used to be your president. you must be a [lady of the night]... am i right?
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Don't listen to these idiots, kid. They will not listen to reason. Trust me, I grew up among them in Freehold, I know this. They do not know love.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 11:13 AM
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At least we don't rape trees under the cover of darkness.
We do NOT rape trees, you sicko! Trees are quite sensitive creatures, and they need our tender love and care. The average tree has ten times as much spirit as you have!

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We do NOT rape trees, you sicko! Trees are quite sensitive creatures, and they need our tender love and care.
So you 'make love' to them instead? Pass me a sick bag, shrub-humper!

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