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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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LoL announces the annual Sarah Palin Lady of the Year Award -
12-22-2010, 10:36 PM
The Ladies of Landover are pleased as punch to announce the winner of the annual Mrs. Sarah Palin Lady of the Year award (formerly the Mrs. Betty Bowers Lady of the Year award), presented last night in a gala ceremony at the John D. Ashcroft auditorium...
Mrs. Mary Whitford
Since the award's inception (we won't say how long ago), it has been won every year by Mrs. Bowers except for 2002 when it went to Mrs. Dora Denkins. In 2003, Mrs. Bowers was able to secure five Diebold voting machines for the exclusive use of the Ladies of Landover, and all our votes have gone smoothly since!
With some recent political shake-ups within the organization, Mrs. Bowers withdrew from contention this year and for the foreseeable future (pending Rapture), leaving the field wide open for a new winner.
On a personal note, I have to admit I was shocked and pleasantly surprised to hear my name announced for the first time! Thank you, Lord Jesus, and everyone who voted for me! I am looking forward to our upcoming luncheons when I can thank you properly in person!
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Re: LoL announces the annual Sarah Palin Lady of the Year Award -
12-23-2010, 12:22 AM
Congratulations Sister!
Can't say I'm shocked at the results of the voting, with you being one of the Truest Christians Ever and all.
Praise Jesus!
Nahum 1:2
God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.
If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!
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Re: LoL announces the annual Sarah Palin Lady of the Year Award -
12-23-2010, 03:16 AM
Congratulations, Sister Mary Maria!
Just out of curiosity, how did Widow Helen do in the voting? I'm told she's been baking meat pies like a madwoman for the LoL . . .
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
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Re: LoL announces the annual Sarah Palin Lady of the Year Award -
12-23-2010, 10:42 AM
@ Sister Mary Maria Congratulations, Jesus clearly loves you!
I Jesus!
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Re: LoL announces the annual Sarah Palin Lady of the Year Award -
12-23-2010, 11:06 AM
Congratulations on your win.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: LoL announces the annual Sarah Palin Lady of the Year Award -
12-23-2010, 11:16 AM
Congratulations Sister!
I've heard those Diebold voting machines are a lot better and less confusing than those butterfly ballots. I wouldn't know though, because I don't trust myself to vote.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: LoL announces the annual Sarah Palin Lady of the Year Award -
12-23-2010, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Just out of curiosity, how did Widow Helen do in the voting? I'm told she's been baking meat pies like a madwoman for the LoL . . .
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Not too well, but that may be because she's a widow under the age of 60, and you know what 1 Timothy 5 says about widows younger than 60. Satan likely has his claws buried deep in her.
Thank you all for the congratulations!
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: LoL announces the annual Sarah Palin Lady of the Year Award -
12-23-2010, 08:02 PM
What a bunch of crap why wasn't I nominated? Err, I mean
Congratulations Sister M&M's
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: LoL announces the annual Sarah Palin Lady of the Year Award -
12-23-2010, 08:36 PM
Well, what a surprise
CONgratulations
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: LoL announces the annual Sarah Palin Lady of the Year Award -
01-07-2011, 05:56 PM
Thank you both, and I can't wait to nominate each and every one of you at the end of this year!
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Re: LoL announces the annual Sarah Palin Lady of the Year Award -
01-07-2011, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Thank you both, and I can't wait to nominate each and every one of you at the end of this year!
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Re: LoL announces the annual Sarah Palin Lady of the Year Award -
01-07-2011, 07:48 PM
Congratulations! I used to enter pageants until mama couldn't drive me to them anymore on account of her 'health' problems , and of course daddy is still in prison for shooting that nigra boy that came by the house.
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Re: LoL announces the annual Sarah Palin Lady of the Year Award -
01-08-2011, 12:40 AM
Congratz.
How much did the award cost?
Song of Solomon 4:5
Thy two breasts [are] like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.
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Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages With Jesus now.
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Re: LoL announces the annual Sarah Palin Lady of the Year Award -
01-08-2011, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Lady Delacroix
Congratz.
How much did the award cost?
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It's not about the money.
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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