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"One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
06-03-2009, 12:12 AM
Brothers, We all remember Godly Rick Santorum, who's named after a disgusting homosexual practice, yet still holds his head up high and has fathered a quiverfull of children.
Rick was on the news shows recently and offered some advice to President Osambo about how to date your wife. Rick's advice is something we can all learn from:
"Go down to the corner bar and have a drink, a shot and a beer. It does not matter where you go with your wife, is that it's with your wife. That's really the point... I would make the argument, the simpler the date, the more normal it is... [I]t is mundane that really makes the marriage special, but because you are with your wife the mundane isn't mundane. It's special."
Man, is the guy a love "beest" or what?
http://www.salon.com/politics/war_ro...rum/index.html
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
06-03-2009, 12:17 AM
Is this something that you're expected to do every night?
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
06-03-2009, 12:20 AM
If a respected theologian like Larry Lee says it, I am will to give it a shot.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
06-04-2009, 02:09 AM
One bourbon....one scotch....one beer....
Now I can't get that song out of my head!
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
06-14-2009, 06:44 PM
Doesn't Mr. Rick Santorum know imbibing alcohol is a SIN?
NO WONDER God removed him from office.
I will pray for him anyway, because I am able to rise above petty politics and I know Mr. Rick Santorum needs a double dose of God's GRACE.
CAPITALIZED because God's GRACE is what it is!
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
06-14-2009, 07:33 PM
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Doesn't Mr. Rick Santorum know imbibing alcohol is a SIN?[...]
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Imbibing alcohol to excess is a sin, did not Our Lord take the odd glass of red?
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
06-14-2009, 09:57 PM
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Imbibing alcohol to excess is a sin, did not Our Lord take the odd glass of red?
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That's what LUKEWARM "so called" "Christians"* want you to believe! And I pray for you my brother you haven't TRULY backslidden THAT far!
I know from reading some of these posts that this place is RIFE with "LIBERAL" thinking people who may or may not TRULY believe they are Christians, and that having a "drink" is OK.
But what about the weaker brothers and sisters you are influencing? The near alcoholic in the bar who is WATCHING you enjoy that brewski; the DRUNK behind you in the line at the liquor shop who knows you ALLEGE to be a "Christian" but sees you buying that half pint of rotgut vodka?
You, Sir, are LEADING them on the PATH to PERDITION because of your REPROBATE ways.
No, the ONLY proper Christian way to serve our Lord is to completely abstain from DEMON spirits.
And why do you think they call them "spirits" anyway? Doesn't the VERY name SHOUT to your conscience you should have NOTHING to do with them? I hope that it does - that you aren't that far gone... yet.
Though PERHAPS even though you may not hear the SHOUT of the Lord you may be able to hear His still small voice, speaking to you through the humble words of my post.
That is my duty, and my prayer.
*And hasn't the example of God removing Mr. Rick Santorum from his "high place" helped you to understand???? I fear you may be beyond even the GRACE of God.
CAPITALIZED because God's GRACE is what it is!
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
06-14-2009, 10:06 PM
Pardon my language friend, but who the HELL are you to come into OUR forum and tell the very holy and honorable Brother Bathfire ANYTHING let alone that he is a drunk!
We are God's Chosen People friend. You are some unsaved scum who waltzed in here and judged us. Only God can judge True Christians™! I hope a Pastor infracts you for your misguided boldness. Such pride!
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
06-14-2009, 10:20 PM
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Pardon my language friend, but who the HELL are you to come into OUR forum and tell the very holy and honorable Brother Bathfire ANYTHING let alone that he is a drunk!
We are God's Chosen People friend. You are some unsaved scum who waltzed in here and judged us. Only God can judge True Christians™! I hope a Pastor infracts you for your misguided boldness. Such pride!
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"God's Chosen People"?!? And YOU dare to chastise ME for pride! The Nerve!
No, SIR, there is NO DOUBT in my mind on God's great Day Of Judgment that I will be left standing when all you drunkards will be left lying in the gutters of your own devising.
And ONE thing else I am also SURE of: my humility.
God has seen fit to BLESS me with unmatched humbleness, having rescued me from my former sin of pride (I know it's difficult to believe I ever suffered that malady, but it is true I once did. ). Yet ONE more example of His GRACE.
CAPITALIZED because God's GRACE is what it is!
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
06-14-2009, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway
Pardon my language friend, but who the HELL are you to come into OUR forum and tell the very holy and honorable Brother Bathfire ANYTHING let alone that he is a drunk!
We are God's Chosen People friend. You are some unsaved scum who waltzed in here and judged us. Only God can judge True Christians™! I hope a Pastor infracts you for your misguided boldness. Such pride!
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I'm obliged Brother Portway - I have met these Holy Rollers before with their wizened hearts, who would make poverty-struck hermits of us all and conveniently forget the Promises of The Lord were always of wealth and power, either in this world and/or the Next.
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
06-14-2009, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by CHARIS
That's what LUKEWARM "so called" "Christians"* want you to believe! [general temperance preaching removed for brevity] half pint of rotgut vodka?
You, Sir, are LEADING them on the PATH to PERDITION because of your REPROBATE ways.
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I am a forgiving man but I can make exceptions…
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No, the ONLY proper Christian way to serve our Lord is to completely abstain from DEMON spirits.
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You would deny me a drop of Brandy on my deathbed? Proverb:31:6: Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.
I would look again and let Jesus’ hand guide your search for guidance
Ec:9:7: Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works.
Am:9:14: And I will bring again the captivity of my people of Israel, and they shall build the waste cities, and inhabit them; and they shall plant vineyards, and drink the wine thereof; they shall also make gardens, and eat the fruit of them.
Am:9:15: And I will plant them upon their land, and they shall no more be pulled up out of their land which I have given them, saith the LORD thy God.
1Tm:5:23: Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.
And most authoritatively
M't:26:27: And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to them, saying, Drink ye all of it;
M't:26:28: For this is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many for the remission of sins.
M't:26:29: But I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom.
BUT
Eph:5:18: And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;
And thus
1Co:10:30: For if I by grace be a partaker, why am I evil spoken of for that for which I give thanks?
1Co:10:31: Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
01-31-2012, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
I am a forgiving man but I can make exceptions…You would deny me a drop of Brandy on my deathbed? Proverb:31:6: Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.
I would look again and let Jesus’ hand guide your search for guidance
Ec:9:7: Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works.
Am:9:14: And I will bring again the captivity of my people of Israel, and they shall build the waste cities, and inhabit them; and they shall plant vineyards, and drink the wine thereof; they shall also make gardens, and eat the fruit of them.
Am:9:15: And I will plant them upon their land, and they shall no more be pulled up out of their land which I have given them, saith the LORD thy God.
1Tm:5:23: Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.
And most authoritatively
M't:26:27: And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to them, saying, Drink ye all of it;
M't:26:28: For this is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many for the remission of sins.
M't:26:29: But I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom.
BUT
Eph:5:18: And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;
And thus
1Co:10:30: For if I by grace be a partaker, why am I evil spoken of for that for which I give thanks?
1Co:10:31: Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.
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Just note than not all newcomers are as inconsiderate as CHARIS here....
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
01-21-2012, 07:37 AM
Shout GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
01-24-2012, 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Larry Lee
Rick was on the news shows recently and offered some advice to President Osambo about how to date your wife. Rick's advice is something we can all learn from:
"Go down to the corner bar and have a drink, a shot and a beer. It does not matter where you go with your wife, is that it's with your wife. That's really the point... I would make the argument, the simpler the date, the more normal it is... [I]t is mundane that really makes the marriage special, but because you are with your wife the mundane isn't mundane. It's special."
Man, is the guy a love "beest" or what?
http://www.salon.com/politics/war_ro...rum/index.html
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Hmm.
I'd forgotten this.
So, Rick Santorum's great advice to Obama is to take Michelle to a bar, and drink until she looks feminine?
No matter how much makeup you put on her, she can't help but
'butch out' at a moment's notice.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
02-10-2012, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Lee
Rick was on the news shows recently and offered some advice to President Osambo about how to date your wife. Rick's advice is something we can all learn from:
"Go down to the corner bar and have a drink, a shot and a beer. It does not matter where you go with your wife, is that it's with your wife. That's really the point... I would make the argument, the simpler the date, the more normal it is... [I]t is mundane that really makes the marriage special, but because you are with your wife the mundane isn't mundane. It's special."
Man, is the guy a love "beest" or what?
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What was coming from Santorum really looked like crap.
The wife wants special treatment. She appreciates it when you make that extra effort. When I take my wife out, I try my very best each and every time to make the evening a memorable one. The wife is not one of your buddies. A half-hearted effort is usually a sign of infidelity.
Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."
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