[H. Montague Worthington]

By most every credible account (Pat Buchannan, NewsMax, FoxNews, Michelle Malkin, WorldNetDaily, The Drudge Report, etc.), the Republican Party is headed for a stunning landslide sweep of the 2012 elections that will virtually destroy the Demoncrat party and place the GOP in full and total control of all branches of federal, state and local government for decades to come.

Nevertheless, as we saw in 2008, it IS remotely possible for the Demoncrats to win a few elections here and there through massive voter fraud, criminal action, dirty tricks, Black Panther Party intimidation, media manipulation, and smears. Don't be caught off guard! Now is the time to stock up on essential provisions: food, fuel, weapons, ammunition, bullion, Bibles, survival seeds, toilet paper, colostomy bags, extra batteries for your Medicare-provided scooters, and several months of low-cost government-subsidized medicine in case the Demoncrats steal another election.

Keeping your survival bunkers well-stocked is the fiscally-prudent thing to do. The surprise "victory" of the Demoncrats over the Republicans in 2008 should not be forgotten. It's only through a miracle of God's love that our society hasn't entirely crumbled into a brutish post-apocalyptic hell hole since Barack HUSSEIN Obama illegitimately took over American government; in case of another usurpation of power by The Demoncrat Machine in 2012, you should be ready to defend yourselves against the wild Brown-skinned hordes roaming the countryside.