[Snake Tongue]

After looking around this utterly disgusting forum, i have come to the conclusion you are not christians. It would not suprise me to see you in Hell one day. The way you treat women is unacceptable to the rest of society, and you know it. But anyways, i have little time or little want to converse with you, i will get myself banned in one messege.

If you knew Christ, you would know he loves all people and would wish for them to be treated equally, not just the men. You live in the United States of America. Where Domestic Violence is one of the leading causes of death for women, and is also against the law. I am extremely suprised you all have no been arrested. In fact, i think you know what you are doing is wrong. But you choose to indulge anyways. I say to you, you and me are not that un-alike. I choose to indulge in many things as do you. But atleast i treat my counterpart equally.

Outside of women's rights, your also a bunch of Gay haters. This one takes personal offense. I hope when you rot in hell, Satan piffles your ass up, Literally. Gays have every right to equality as women do, oh wait, you dont give women equality either. That's kind of funny. I see a connection starting to form here. I bet upon a visit i would see you are also discriminatory against non-whites too? I thought for awhile after listening to you talk about how you beat women, refuse to let them take showers and other things of the sort, why? Because your afraid, you have no guts what so ever. You can't come face to face with the fact that women are your equals. This place goes down in my books as a gigantic Smudge on christianitys Face.

I actually prefer the Catholic Church over this dump, and that's saying alot.

Before i am Hastily banned for insulting your whole community of either brainwashed followers, or sexist dissidents, reply. I dare you to come out and openly support beating women. You'll burn brighter for every sin you commit.

piffle you,
Snake Tongue

[Wide-Open]

First of all: we'll ban you if and when it pleases us.

Originally Posted by Snake Tongue

You live in the United States of America. Where Domestic Violence is one of the leading causes of death for women, and is also against the law.

It's illegal to live in the US?

Friend, are you high on drugs?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Just what we need: Another godless foreigner here trying to tell us we are wrong!

First off, I doubt any True Christians™ here would listen to a person named "Snake Tongue", for we all know what happened to the last person that listened to a talking snake...

Second, your claim of Domestic Violence being a leading cause of death is absolute nonsense.

Finally, you have severely misinterpreted what the Bible commands Christians to do. You, like so many ignorant lost souls, think that Christianity amounts to nothing more than "love everyone in the whole world". Complete, invented, New Age rubbish.

We have to treat women equally, you say? Can't discipline them?

Timothy2:11-12 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Ephesians 5:22-24 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

There are many more quotations to support our position, but this is just a few.

The men on this board do love their wives very, very much. We love them so much we do not want their souls to be led astray. We do not physically punish them because we are sadistic; we want them to stay on the straight and narrow path with us so they can join us in Heaven.

[Snake Tongue]

Hah, dont punish them because you are sadistic. Sir, i am a criminal of the worst kind, commiting evils of the flesh i dare not speak about. And i can tell you, no one inflicts pain without Sadism. I bet you enjoy every minute of beating your wives. And my claims are Justified.

oh and FYI: If the bible really says that, it's piffleing wrong. Your sicken me, supporting your Immoral views and acting like you can honestly defend Beating women.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Originally Posted by Snake Tongue

Sir, i am a criminal of the worst kind, commiting evils of the flesh i dare not speak about.

Well, since you're a self-admitted criminal of the worst kind, then why would we take a morality lesson from you????

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Snake Tongue

Sir, i am a criminal of the worst kind, commiting evils of the flesh i dare not speak about.

Stop stating the obvious please.

oh and FYI: If the bible really says that, it's piffleing wrong.

Are you saying the Reverend is a liar?

Yes, the Bible says that, and lots more. If you don't like it, take it up with God!

[Snake Tongue]

IF a criminal is pointing out a crime to you, don't you think you should listen?

And furthermore, let me explain my name. The serpents tongue was the tongue that tempted eve, and ultimitaly led to Adam and eve *******, So then, You owe your very existance to the Serpent.

Evil has it's place in the world just as much as good does, unfortunitly, i fear this society is part of the Evil.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Snake Tongue

IF a criminal is pointing out a crime to you, don't you think you should listen?

And furthermore, let me explain my name. The serpents tongue was the tongue that tempted eve, and ultimitaly led to Adam and eve ******, So then, You owe your very existance to the Serpent.

Evil has it's place in the world just as much as good does, unfortunitly, i fear this society is part of the Evil.

And who do you think created that evil? GOD ALMIGHTY, that's who!! Shout Glory!

Proverbs 16:4
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Joshua 23:15
Therefore it shall come to pass, that as all good things are come upon you, which the LORD your God promised you; so shall the LORD bring upon you all evil things, until he have destroyed you from off this good land which the LORD your God hath given you.

1 Samuel 16:14
But the Spirit of the LORD departed from Saul, and an evil spirit from the LORD troubled him.

2 Samuel 12:11
Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun.

1 Kings 9:9
And they shall answer, Because they forsook the LORD their God, who brought forth their fathers out of the land of Egypt, and have taken hold upon other gods, and have worshipped them, and served them: therefore hath the LORD brought upon them all this evil.

2 Kings 22:16
Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon this place, and upon the inhabitants thereof, even all the words of the book which the king of Judah hath read:

[Snake Tongue]

I do believe you just conceded my point that you are an evil part of society. Though i must admit, one man is neither all light or darkness. You may believe in christ, but you will surely not be accepted into heaven. This society resembles Jewish Traditions over many Christian ones. Also, i am not afraid to call your pastors Liars if they lie. Ezekiel stated a fact, he is not lying. Jim Osborne lied, he is a liar. Let's also not forget that your blinding pride probably doesnt allow you see his lies. To me it almost seems i would rather Reign in hell than serve in heave (cliche i know) if you are correct.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Snake Tongue

To me it almost seems i would rather Reign in hell than serve in heave (cliche i know) if you are correct.

No you wouldn't.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
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[Snake Tongue]

Nice Attempt at saving my soul, but if going to heaven means beating my wife and hating anyone who doesnt fit into the Bible's view of things. Satan can rape me as i burn, the satisfaction that i am right is more than anything you could ever offer me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Snake Tongue

Nice Attempt at saving my soul, but if going to heaven means beating my wife and hating anyone who doesnt fit into the Bible's view of things. Satan can rape me as i burn, the satisfaction that i am right is more than anything you could ever offer me.

If you aren't interested in Salvation©, then why are you here? Just to mock God?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Snake Tongue

IF a criminal is pointing out a crime to you, don't you think you should listen?

Not really - I think that a more important person to whom to listen would be the judge - i.e. God.

Criminals are, by nature, untrustworthy and have the typical atheist amorality

And furthermore, let me explain my name. The serpents tongue was the tongue that tempted eve, and ultimitaly led to Adam and eve *******, So then, You owe your very existance to the Serpent.

What a strange idea... Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply , and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Evil has it's place in the world just as much as good does, unfortunitly, i fear this society is part of the Evil.

Of course it is, Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

So I hope you now understand that God alone is responsible for everything you see and experience.

[Snake Tongue]

That's wonderful. But logically speaking, if God himself has always existed, then God cannot know how he himself was created. So, God is not responsible for everything.

But another thing, how long till i get banned? im still waiting.

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Snake Tongue

That's wonderful. But logically speaking, if God himself has always existed, then God cannot know how he himself was created. So, God is not responsible for everything.

That's "logic" to you? Um, OK.

But another thing, how long till i get banned? im still waiting.

Did it occur to you that you can choose to not use our Godly services?

Unless of course Jesus has called you here for a reason...

[Snake Tongue]

I'll wager my soul i am not here for any other reason than my personal entertainment. But your right, i've had my fun, i will not be visiting this site again.

Too bad your blinding pride wont allow you to see the lies they force-feed you through meaningless pages.

[Wide-Open]

Excellent!

2 Corinthians 13:11
Finally, brethren, farewell. Be perfect, be of good comfort, be of one mind, live in peace; and the God of love and peace shall be with you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Snake Tongue

I'll wager my soul i am not here for any other reason than my personal entertainment. But your right, i've had my fun, i will not be visiting this site again.

Too bad your blinding pride wont allow you to see the lies they force-feed you through meaningless pages.

Enjoy hell then, pal. As the Bible says, I "shake the dust off my feet" (Matthew 10:14) and bid you farewell.

I will be up in Heaven with Jesus, laughing at you as you screm in agony.

"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4

[lord warrior]

Outside of women's rights, your also a bunch of Gay haters. This one takes personal offense. I hope when you rot in hell, Satan piffles your ass up, Literally. Gays have every right to equality as women do, oh wait, you dont give women equality either. That's kind of funny. I see a connection starting to form here. I bet upon a visit i would see you are also discriminatory against non-whites too? I thought for awhile after listening to you talk about how you beat women, refuse to let them take showers and other things of the sort, why? Because your afraid, you have no guts what so ever. You can't come face to face with the fact that women are your equals. This place goes down in my books as a gigantic Smudge on christianitys Face.

So you are a gay boy. So you would not have a REAL wife, just another sodomite like you.
Snake tougue? Is that what your boyfriend calls you when you stick it up his rectum? That is VERY popular with your type.

I hope you are not banned. For you to listen to the REAL word of GOD must be torture, but that just a hint of what awaits you butt in hell. Of course, for people like you, you probably enjoy it.

[JennyD]

[QUOTE=Snake Tongue;340955]After looking around this utterly disgusting forum, i have come to the conclusion you are not christians. /quote]
After reading your post, I have come to the conclusing that you are not a Christian, and have never read the Bible. You instead have created a "god" of your own mind, which you prefer to worship. In other words, you worship your own imagination instead of reality.

But anyways, i have little time or little want to converse with you, i will get myself banned in one messege.

We don't ban people for being wrong. We would rather help you find your way to reading the Bible and knowing what it says, instead of the fantasies your Father Feelgood has drilled into your mind in order to get you to come back next Sunday and put more green in his plate.

If you knew Christ, you would know he loves all people and would wish for them to be treated equally, not just the men.

Can you show us proof of this in the Bible? Jesus is God, and He will condemn nearly all of humanity to an eternity of torture in the Hell He has created for that very purpose.

If He "loved all people", why would He go to the trouble of resurrecting those who will not go to Heaven at Judgment? Why would He not simply let them stay dead? No, He will resurrect them so He may torture them for refusing His Gift, for ever and ever.

Is that what you call "Love"? What kind of a sick monster do you think God is?

You live in the United States of America. Where Domestic Violence is one of the leading causes of death for women, and is also against the law.

Can you show us proof that domestic violence is a leading cause of death for women? Hint: No, you can't, because it's not. http://mchb.hrsa.gov/whusa08/hstat/hi/pages/208lcd.html Liar.

I am extremely suprised you all have no been arrested. In fact, i think you know what you are doing is wrong. But you choose to indulge anyways. I say to you, you and me are not that un-alike. I choose to indulge in many things as do you. But atleast i treat my counterpart equally.

Consensual discipline is perfectly appropriate.

Outside of women's rights, your also a bunch of Gay haters. This one takes personal offense. I hope when you rot in hell, Satan piffles your ass up, Literally. Gays have every right to equality as women do, oh wait, you dont give women equality either.

If you were a Christian, you'd read the Bible and know that God will send all homosexuals to Hell for all eternity. (I Corinthians 6:9-10) You'd also know that we have no interest in hearing about your disgusting rape fantasies.

This place goes down in my books as a gigantic Smudge on christianitys Face.

I see you're no Christian, since you hate those of us who actually follow what God says to do in His Word.

I actually prefer the Catholic Church over this dump, and that's saying alot.

Yes, it says you prefer pedophilia and Mary worship to following God's Laws.