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you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banned -
11-29-2007, 11:54 AM
and Yes, that does mean you!
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...4-1702,00.html
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BRITISH man accused of being a serial flasher has told a court his genitals were very small and he would be too embarrassed to expose them.
Michael Carney, 41, also showed the jury in Teeside Crown Court photographs as proof, the BBC reported.
"It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that," Carney told the court.
"My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."
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ROTFLWJ!!!!!!!
Perverts must be really stupid. Is this guy so stupid that even Satan won't let him in Hell? He is surely damned, but is there a special stupid section in Hell where the retards make fun of people like this?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
11-29-2007, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
and Yes, that does mean you!
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...4-1702,00.html
ROTFLWJ!!!!!!!
Perverts must be really stupid. Is this guy so stupid that even Satan won't let him in Hell? He is surely damned, but is there a special stupid section in Hell where the retards make fun of people like this?
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Well, you know what they say about British men....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
11-29-2007, 01:12 PM
I thank God everday that he made me a real man, an American!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
12-02-2007, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I thank God everday that he made me a real man, an American!
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I honestly don't understand what is so great about being American. I think its an embarrassment to be honest.
-Mr. Hip Hop
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
12-02-2007, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.Hip Hop!
I honestly don't understand what is so great about being American. I think its an embarrassment to be honest.
-Mr. Hip Hop
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You are an embarrassment to Jesus and your retarded parents boy. A 14 year old queer white boy pretending to be a cracked-up nigra is about as pathetic as you can get.
I'll be praying for you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
12-03-2007, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.Hip Hop!
I honestly don't understand what is so great about being American. I think its an embarrassment to be honest.
-Mr. Hip Hop
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No, I'm an American and proud to be honest. I think liars are scum. that's why God sends them to Hell, as you'll find out. The sooner the better!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
12-03-2007, 09:30 AM
bet 5 you wouldnt say that out loud in other countries. along with the rest yalls insanely weird sense of humor.
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I thank God everday that he made me a real man, an American!
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
12-03-2007, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Faith+1
bet 5 you wouldnt say that out loud in other countries.
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Why would he go to another country in the first place?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
12-06-2007, 05:35 AM
how can you know a woman is seeing this? haha, she always has a choice not to post.
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
12-06-2007, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Viking
how can you know a woman is seeing this? haha, she always has a choice not to post.
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You'd be surprised what we know, felipe.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
12-15-2007, 11:26 PM
bumb for I am retarded
"Excuse me...Believing in white superiority is racist. You can babble all you want about how it isn't, but IT IS."
-Father Thomas Martin: Rascist Old Guy.
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
12-24-2007, 06:49 AM
My messiskin maid, Burita Conasuala was cleaning my monitor when she opened this page by mistake.
Needless to say I had to eat ban her.
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
01-04-2008, 08:58 AM
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You'd be surprised what we know, felipe.
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Now that is some creepy 1984 stuff right there.
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
01-04-2008, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I thank God everday that he made me a real man, an American!
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I hope you realise that a few hundred years ago, your ancestors lived in Europe, right? Unless you are Native American that is, in which case, your 'real men' were slaughtered by Europeans and don't believe in Jesus.
I hope you're proud.
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
01-07-2008, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You'd be surprised what we know, felipe.
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Oh, snap!
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
01-07-2008, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Sacha-DG
I hope you realise that a few hundred years ago, your ancestors lived in Europe, right? Unless you are Native American that is, in which case, your 'real men' were slaughtered by Europeans and don't believe in Jesus.
I hope you're proud.
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Yes, I do. The first Mayfield came over in the late 1600's.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne -
01-07-2008, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Well, you know what they say about British men....
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No what do they say? I always find it kind of hard to type until I have wrapped the silly thing around my leg a few times thus safely securing it out of the way.
Unless you want to be from dodgy European stock...you best hope your ancestors were Brits
To you agents of false religions and atheists...
Proverbs 16:2
All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.
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