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Lightbulb I Must Confess That I am NOT Christian. - 07-16-2014, 10:09 PM

Hateful, racist; often using profane language? This is not what The Lord teaches us.

You're all terribly, terribly misguided. I'll pray for you tonight, but I can't say that is going to help all of your lost souls.

One positive thing is that at least this is just an internet website that nobody cares/knows about. So hopefully, God willing, you all just fester in your hateful ways silently. Preaching hatred and violence is NOT what God wants!



Sincerely,

The very beautiful, very happy, Brianna.
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Default Re: I Must Confess That NONE of You Are Christian. - 07-16-2014, 10:17 PM

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Hateful, racist; often using profane language? This is not what The Lord teaches us.

You're all terribly, terribly misguided. I'll pray for you tonight, but I can't say that is going to help all of your lost souls.

One positive thing is that at least this is just an internet website that nobody cares/knows about. So hopefully, God willing, you all just fester in your hateful ways silently. Preaching hatred and violence is NOT what God wants!



Sincerely,

The very beautiful, very happy, Brianna.
You seem upset, would you like to talk about it?


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Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
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Default Re: I Must Confess That NONE of You Are Christian. - 07-16-2014, 10:22 PM

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Hateful, racist; often using profane language? This is not what The Lord teaches us.

You're all terribly, terribly misguided. I'll pray for you tonight, but I can't say that is going to help all of your lost souls.

One positive thing is that at least this is just an internet website that nobody cares/knows about. So hopefully, God willing, you all just fester in your hateful ways silently. Preaching hatred and violence is NOT what God wants!



Sincerely,

The very beautiful, very happy, Brianna.
Why the hate, friend?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: I Must Confess That NONE of You Are Christian. - 07-16-2014, 10:32 PM

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The very beautiful, very happy, Brianna.
By the way, you are dressed like a damned whore.

1st Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2:10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
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Default Re: I Must Confess That NONE of You Are Christian. - 07-16-2014, 10:42 PM

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Hateful, racist; often using profane language? This is not what The Lord teaches us.

You're all terribly, terribly misguided. I'll pray for you tonight, but I can't say that is going to help all of your lost souls.

One positive thing is that at least this is just an internet website that nobody cares/knows about. So hopefully, God willing, you all just fester in your hateful ways silently. Preaching hatred and violence is NOT what God wants!

Sincerely,

The very beautiful, very happy, Brianna.
Hollow claims.



Please feel free to use Scripture to show where we are not following Scripture.

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Default Re: I Must Confess That NONE of You Are Christian. - 07-16-2014, 10:49 PM

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Hateful, racist; often using profane language? This is not what The Lord teaches us.
There is no hate here, lady. The fact that you can't recognize our Christian love, charity, and forbearance for what it is only goes to show the extent of the separation you place between yourself and your Creator. There is nothing hateful about preaching the gospel to the unsaved, straight from the Holy Bible. You'll find no watered-down preaching here. Telling people what they want to hear won't win souls for the Kingdom. The unsaved need to hear the unadulterated Word of God.

Hebrews 12:5-8
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
for whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.


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You're all terribly, terribly misguided. I'll pray for you tonight, but I can't say that is going to help all of your lost souls.
That is very judgmental of you. How about pulling the beam out of your own eye before trying to point out motes in ours that aren't even there?

Thanks for offering to include us in your prayers, although I doubt God will listen to the prayers of a vain little strumpet who posts snotty remarks on the church forums of His very elect. We'll certainly include you in ours. As Blood-Bought Children of the Lamb, the LORD actually listens to our prayers. In your case, that's doubtful.

But whenever you're ready to stop wallowing in sin, we'll be here to help guide you along the Path of Righteousness. You have a lot to learn about what it means to be a Christian.


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One positive thing is that at least this is just an internet website that nobody cares/knows about. So hopefully, God willing, you all just fester in your hateful ways silently. Preaching hatred and violence is NOT what God wants!
The most positive thing that can come out of this exchange would be for you to recognize the error of your ways and accept our offer to help bring you closer to Christ, so that maybe you can eventually stop being a sassy-mouthed tart who doesn't mind her tongue when addressing her spiritual betters.


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And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: I Must Confess That NONE of You Are Christian. - 07-16-2014, 11:04 PM

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Hateful...
Would you like to discuss those parts of the Bible that tell us God hates many things, and the people who do or cause them?

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Would you like to discuss those parts of the Bible that tell us God treats many people differently based SOLELY on who their parents were or where they came from? We could start with the Hebrews being God's Chosen People (which, by definition, EXCLUDES EVERYONE ELSE).

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Would you like to discuss the parts of the Bible that tell us that Jesus was often impolite or downright rude, using terms to describe those who did not believe that He was the son of God that, in their time, would have been considered the heights of profanity?

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...This is not what The Lord teaches us...
Take off your blinders and read the Bible as it is written, not as YOU would have it, and see what it actually teaches us before you go lecturing others one what it says, thanks.

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...I'll pray for you tonight, but I can't say that is going to help all of your lost souls...
Then you're either discounting the power of prayer, or admitting that you are not righteous enough for God to hear your prayers. Either way, how does that make you a Christian?

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That frequently exceeds 100,000 visits PER DAY. Yeah.

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Scratch away the civilized veneer, and there's the hatred, and the "I hope my all-loving God burns you in Hell forever".

The True Christians™ welcome your persecution, as it just proves that they're right (according to the Bible).

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...Preaching hatred and violence is NOT what God wants!...
Then why is so much of the Bile about how His enemies will be destroyed, utterly, along with their women (at least the unrape-able ones), children, animals, houses, crops, fields, trees, possessions, etc.?

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I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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Oh, hey, why don't you do a Bible search on what God thinks of the proud, the vain, the haughty, the self-righteous, etc.? That might be fun!



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Default Re: I Must Confess That NONE of You Are Christian. - 07-17-2014, 02:49 AM

Oh, Sister Brianna,

My heart breaks to think that you may have already abandoned what is likely your only chance for Salvation®. If indeed you read this message (and I am praying), know that Himself sent you to our friendly forums to learn more of Him, and because He wants to see your soul reach the wonderful gates of Heaven one day. Praise Him!

My dear, many people do not realize that is no sissy! He was quite masculine, muscular, brawny, and had quite the temper! When He ran the moneychangers from the temple, you can bet He didn't say, "Excuse me, I know you're making a profit and all, but, my, I really would like you to leave now." If He had an AR15 with Him that day, it might very well have been worse than when Sonny was killed in The Godfather. (Do not see this movie since it is ungodly even if it has the word "god" in the title)

I hope you will not be offended that I have added you to my prayer list. Each day, I enter my custom-designed prayer closet and kneel in front of a lifesize replica of Jesus ascending into Heaven. I lift up in prayer all those on my list and ask Christ's blessings upon each and every one. I am a firm believer in the power of prayer, so I know that our Lord will be with you and lead you closer to Him regardless of your decision. I do wish you'd stay with us so you can learn more about what Christianity is really about. You may be surprised at the realities of serving God in this sinful world - and we would love to teach you all about reality! Glory!

In His Holy Name,
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Default Re: I Must Confess That NONE of You Are Christian. - 07-17-2014, 07:28 AM

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Hateful, racist; often using profane language? This is not what The Lord teaches us.

You're all terribly, terribly misguided. I'll pray for you tonight, but I can't say that is going to help all of your lost souls.

One positive thing is that at least this is just an internet website that nobody cares/knows about. So hopefully, God willing, you all just fester in your hateful ways silently. Preaching hatred and violence is NOT what God wants!



Sincerely,

The very beautiful, very happy, Brianna.
Here's an irony. The message for us is: "I [Brianna] know what God wants. God wants everyone to be nice to each other. You are not good Christians because you insult people. I, on the other hand, am a good Christian because I am sweet as pie to everyone. You hateful, false, misguided Christians, whom no one loves."

Here's a truth for you, Brianna. God's message is NOT "love everyone." But if it were--as you seem to think it is--how do you justify coming to our forum all angry and ranty and calling us names? And since you don't have any Scripture to back up your claims anyway, that doesn't make you a good Christian. It makes you a false Christian and a harpie.

I think we are friendly and reasonable with all newcomers. We welcome within our community all those who will worship God with us in fellowship with Him. So I suggest you follow our example, and try being a little nicer to people yourself. Get off the rag and start praising Jesus a little.

So....what's your favorite Bible verse? What miracles in your life can you attribute only to God? Testify, Brianna! Testify!


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Default Re: I Must Confess That I am NOT Christian. - 07-17-2014, 09:14 AM

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Hateful, racist; often using profane language? This is not what The Lord teaches us.

You're all terribly, terribly misguided. I'll pray for you tonight, but I can't say that is going to help all of your lost souls.

One positive thing is that at least this is just an internet website that nobody cares/knows about. So hopefully, God willing, you all just fester in your hateful ways silently. Preaching hatred and violence is NOT what God wants!



Sincerely,

The very beautiful, very happy, Brianna.
I have only one question to You.
You say you are not Christian.

What/Who you are going to pray? What/Who is going to listen you?

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Default Re: I Must Confess That I am NOT Christian. - 07-17-2014, 10:08 AM

But the Lord teaches hate in His Word.

Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

Lev 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.

Deut 32:19 And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.

Ps 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Ps 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.

Ps 10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.

Ps 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Ps 53:5 There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them.

Ps 73:20 As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image.

Ps 78:59 When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:

Ps 106:40 Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance.

Prov 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Prov 22:14 The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.

Lam 2:6 And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest.

Hos 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

Am 5:21 I hate, I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies.

Zec 11:8 Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me.

Mal 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

Rom 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Rev 2:6; 15 But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate.


A good Christian will want to be like God.

Ps 139:21-22 Do not I hate them, O Lord, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

Lk 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: I Must Confess That I am NOT Christian. - 07-17-2014, 10:45 AM

Isaiah 3:16-24

Moreover the LORD saith, Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet:

Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover their secret parts.


In that day the Lord will take away the bravery of their tinkling ornaments about their feet, and their cauls, and their round tires like the moon, The chains, and the bracelets, and the mufflers, The bonnets, and the ornaments of the legs, and the headbands, and the tablets, and the earrings, The rings, and nose jewels, The changeable suits of apparel, and the mantles, and the wimples, and the crisping pins, The glasses, and the fine linen, and the hoods, and the vails.

And it shall come to pass, that instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent; and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; and burning instead of beauty.


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Default Re: I Must Confess That I am NOT Christian. - 07-18-2014, 04:48 AM

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Hateful, racist; often using profane language? This is not what The Lord teaches us.

You're all terribly, terribly misguided. I'll pray for you tonight, but I can't say that is going to help all of your lost souls.

One positive thing is that at least this is just an internet website that nobody cares/knows about. So hopefully, God willing, you all just fester in your hateful ways silently. Preaching hatred and violence is NOT what God wants!



Sincerely,

The very beautiful, very happy, Brianna.


Since you're NOT Christian, how would you know what God teaches us?

And what part of "Unsaved Unwelcome" didn't you understand?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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