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Default Hello! Southamerican follower tired of satan (CURSED HIS EXISTANCE!) - 09-05-2015, 11:32 AM

Hello fellow fighters of real freedom. I am happy to be surrounded by followers of Jesus -Viva Jesus, mi Rey- and not being persecuted by my beliefs.

My name is Diego Armand Clark. I am, as my name indicates, a Dad and Husband. I am Dad of four kids and wife of my only woman in my life, my Josefina.

My dad was american, he had to come to Argentina to avoid the rampant liberals poisoning the soil. He came to this country in the middle of the best government, a government that destroyed corruption and the corrupted, a government that destroyed all that liberal perversion and the worst of sins:

COMMUNISM

But sadly in 1983 our country went BACK INTO CORRUPTION AND LIBERALS AND FASCISM-COMMUNISM. Since then, the country is going down the drain and nobody is doing anything to help:
· A disgusting pedophile Pope that is alcoholic and tells kids to "make a mess" while promoting alcohol, ABORTION, GAY MARRIAGE AND COMMUNISM. What's next? Mastubating to an image of Mary?
· Feminism -or should I say fascist opression of the sons of God -Viva Diosito- that tries to destroy families and impose a culture that pretty much is a copy of the Islamic State.
· "INCLUSIVE MARRIAGE" where gay, homosexuals, gay lesbians, sodomites and homosexual travestites can marry.
· Deals with the sionism international. Sionists are trying to destroy baptists in Argentina. In fact they have GANGS in the streets of Buenos Aires that ATTACK baptists.
· We can't buy dollars! How can we grow as christians if we can't use money blessed by God itself!
· Deals with the Islamic State and Iran. My god I can't even keep going on this.
· The perversion of the CATHOLIC CHURCH.
· KIDS BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION AND THEY THINK CREATIONISM IS FOR IDIOTS.
And I could keep going but I don't wanna faint.

My dad died ten years ago and I felt alone and left by God. So I tried drugs like alcohol and tobacco, I ate a lot and I became obese. Then one day I realized that I couldn't kept going, I looked myself in the mirror and I realized that I was fat because the devil was growing inside of me.

So I turned to Jesus like my father thought me, but I made a huge mistake by turning into the CATHOLIC SINFUL CHURCH. However, since Jesus -Viva Cristo Rey- acts in weird ways, I realized that everything they said was basically wrong. HAVE YOU REALIZED HOW THEY CONTRADICT THEMSELVES SO MUCH?????''''''

I argued with the priest everyday, I even met the soon-to-be Pope Francis (or should I say AntiChrist??) but all I heard were excuses, sexual homosexuality, gay perversionism and communism.

So a friend of my youth, Michael Sawin, asked me to come back to the REAL Church, so I did. Eventually I gave up on mental masturbation, gluttony, drug abuse and lazyness. Now I wake up everyday, I pray, then I work really hard, then I pray again. My dad thought me well, and I will make him very happy. I know he is smiling me from the heavens, next to Jesus, and telling me to keep going.

I now arrived here because I wanna learn more and maybe, some day, help expand this church into foreign lands. I hope you are able to welcome me into your congregation, I can't stop reading this forum. I feel like I'm at home, and I will work hard for your acceptance.

I'll leave with my favourite argument against gay marriage (sorry if my translation is not 100% accurate):
Lev 18:22 ... and with a man you will NOT sleep the same way you do with a woman, for an abomination it is.




THIS IS UNNACEPTABLE - Dios mio -



Antichrist Francis drinking "Fernet" in public.
Fernet is made by mixing drugs with Coca-Cola and alcohol. Usually they put cocaine and marijuana.

Thanks and God Bless you all, magnificent souls.
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Love Jesus Re: Hello! Southamerican follower tired of satan (CURSED HIS EXISTANCE!) - 09-05-2015, 11:53 AM

Brother Clark,

I am deeply touched by your testimony. In addition, it is excellent news that there are still a few actual believers in the communist Evitaland! And to have been forced into contact with the chief papist Frances! Unspeakable! You had a nice verse over there but - Praise Jesus - you don't have to rely on your own translations any more. You can read the real deal over here:

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The beautiful verse you chose goes like this in its perfected form:

Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Are you badly persecuted by the wannabe Cheguevaras over there? How do you manage spreading the True Nature™ of the Bible to the gauchos? What is the heaviest steak you've eaten? So much to learn! Welcome!




Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Hello! Southamerican follower tired of satan (CURSED HIS EXISTANCE!) - 09-05-2015, 11:59 AM

Welcome then, Diego. We get but few Mexicans here and most of those come to make sly attacks on Christians. It is good to see that there is at least one believer in your country. I have never been to your part of Mexico, as it lies far to the south, but we have heard of you here and we also know of your friend Dora.

We hear that the 16 year old youth have been given the vote in your part of the country. As such, the child is now father to the man. That seems bizarre to us. Please continue with your testimony. We are thirsty for knowledge here.


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Default Re: Hello! Southamerican follower tired of satan (CURSED HIS EXISTANCE!) - 09-06-2015, 03:03 AM

It's so wonderful that you've stumbled into the opening of God's favorite forums! I know you'll find a home here, despite being trapped in Mexico. I recently paid a visit to Mexico for my "Touching Youth South of the Border" outreach mission. Lot's of camping, laughing, crying and confessions were made in the desert that week. I'm still sore as I know many of the boys are as well. They may not speak American real good, but those boys sure know how to please God, and I spent much less on them than it costs in the states for the same things. Praise Jesus!

How old are your sons? Are you looking for a youth exchange program? I have a few fatties over here I would't mind trading. Lord knows they could use a couple years in the sun.


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Default Re: Hello! Southamerican follower tired of satan (CURSED HIS EXISTANCE!) - 09-06-2015, 05:30 AM

Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. How many commies have anally raped you?

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello! Southamerican follower tired of satan (CURSED HIS EXISTANCE!) - 09-06-2015, 05:58 AM

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Welcome then, Diego. We get but few Mexicans here and most of those come to make sly attacks on Christians. It is good to see that there is at least one believer in your country. I have never been to your part of Mexico, as it lies far to the south, but we have heard of you here and we also know of your friend Dora.

We hear that the 16 year old youth have been given the vote in your part of the country. As such, the child is now father to the man. That seems bizarre to us. Please continue with your testimony. We are thirsty for knowledge here.
Hehe, I'm not a Mexican you silly person. I am from Argentina, and we are usually called "The US of South America". Of course, now we are getting attacked by communists, lesbian men and gay homosexuals. But also we are having more and more baptists. We are destroying the AntiChrist (aka Pope Francis) in it's own country.

I think we can all agree that the best mexicans are the one painting our walls he he. But seriously, the chihuahuas come to Argentina to IMPOSE drugs in our kids and youths. Crime is raising in the main cities because of mexican barbaric cartels and catholics that promote poverty and negro -I mean a negro soul, not negro skin please- attitude.

In regards to KIDS being able to VOTE, it is no more than another communist and demagoge law. It's main porpouse is to destroy family, the real freedom and our western values, imposing the idea that children should not respect what their fathers teached them.

Now, I'M SORRY if I sound too "conservative" but me, as a dad, should be me and only me the one who decides whether my son votes or not. And shouldn't I be able to decide what my children has to vote considering I am his dad and as we know, children have to do as fathers say?

Now my sons can go and vote for liberals, communists, progressive abortists, and lesbian homofags. Thankfully my children have been well instructed in the word of the Lord -Praise Jesus/ Viva Jesus- and I don't need to be with them to tell them what to vote. They know that Jesus is watching and if they vote for criminal abortists, they will go to HELL.


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It's so wonderful that you've stumbled into the opening of God's favorite forums! I know you'll find a home here, despite being trapped in Mexico. I recently paid a visit to Mexico for my "Touching Youth South of the Border" outreach mission. Lot's of camping, laughing, crying and confessions were made in the desert that week. I'm still sore as I know many of the boys are as well. They may not speak American real good, but those boys sure know how to please God, and I spent much less on them than it costs in the states for the same things. Praise Jesus!

How old are your sons? Are you looking for a youth exchange program? I have a few fatties over here I would't mind trading. Lord knows they could use a couple years in the sun.
My brother was a missionary in Africa. He went to Kongo to promote the true word of Christ. There he met a negro called Mogumbo -his first converted- and they worked together to expand the true religion. I've heard lots of similar stories, when those incivilized people realized how much they have been lied, they only repent and cry. It's sad to think that so many of them dedicate their life to the devil (CURSED HIS EXISTANCE), but they are the ones refusing salvation, not I.

My brother died four years ago in it's way to the supermarket in Kongo, he was going to buy new inventory to keep promoting the real faith. However he got robbed and shot in the head by a couple of diseased negroes that tried to take his watch. I will never forget that day, he is a true hero.

I have four kids as I mentioned:
·Sarah, 3 years old.
·Ema, 5 years old.
·Gabriel, 7 years old.
·Lucio, 10 years old.

Lucio is the most rebellius one, but after a few screams and maybe a slap he gets on tracks. We spend a lot of time doing community stuff where the poor live, convincing them of the greatness of Jesus and explaining to them how the Vatican is filled with corrupts that only want their money.

It's surprising but the AntiChrist Church only wishes to keep the people poor and therefore dumb and ignorant, so they can control them. This is a sad and pathethic strategy by the italian-christian-mafia.

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Brother Clark,

I am deeply touched by your testimony. In addition, it is excellent news that there are still a few actual believers in the communist Evitaland! And to have been forced into contact with the chief papist Frances! Unspeakable! You had a nice verse over there but - Praise Jesus - you don't have to rely on your own translations any more. You can read the real deal over here:

.

The beautiful verse you chose goes like this in its perfected form:

Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Are you badly persecuted by the wannabe Cheguevaras over there? How do you manage spreading the True Nature™ of the Bible to the gauchos? What is the heaviest steak you've eaten? So much to learn! Welcome!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Thank you so much for that link. I will now add it to my favourites, although I'm not that good in the "interweb" media, since I usually don't participate too much in social media since sites like Facebook and Twitter are the weapon of satan.
I will do my best to learn how to use that magnificent tool. Blessings to you my good man.

You called me Brother Clark, I will not forget your kindness. It is true what they say, Baptists are the best people. Doesn't matter the country, doesn't matter the lenguage.

There are lots of TRUE BELIEVERS in Argentina, in fact, baptists churches are increasing in number and so do their members. We are slowly but steadily destroying the Vatican mafia.

My prayers to you good man.


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Default Re: Hello! Southamerican follower tired of satan (CURSED HIS EXISTANCE!) - 09-06-2015, 06:11 AM

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Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. How many commies have anally raped you?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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Oh my, anally raped. That never happened to me. And being honest, most people that get raped did something to deserve that. As we know, God is powerful and performes justice in any way he can. I've never heard of a lot of True Christians getting raped, I did heard however of lusty teenager girls that use mini-skirts and then they complain when somebody touches them. I am sorry lady but if you got raped dressing like that, maybe you should dress like a real woman.
Of course when I say this, feminists and lesbians attack me with their pitty insults. They cannot withstand the truth.

Thank you so much for your guidance Pastor Ezekiel. I will do my best to follow any indications you give to me. I am looking forward to spreading the true word into my country.

And I will preserve God's bandwith, do not worry! Thank you all for being such a great and caring community, I am looking forward to learning more.


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