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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-15-2010, 07:28 PM

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Are you hiding something Jim?
Reverend Osborn is not one of you secularist science priests covered with baby blood while plotting to ass rape the nearest man. Reverend Osborn is a carrying and Godly Christian pastor who is willing to go down on a young sinner to save them from damnation! I don't even see how you think there is anything possibly sleazy about him.



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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-15-2010, 10:17 PM

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Reverend Osborn is not one of you secularist science priests covered with baby blood while plotting to ass rape the nearest man. Reverend Osborn is a caring and Godly Christian pastor who is willing to go down on a young sinner to save them from damnation! I don't even see how you think there is anything possibly sleazy about him.
hahahahhaha he might be a homosexual


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-15-2010, 10:18 PM

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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-15-2010, 10:22 PM

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You're the one who services monkeys.
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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-15-2010, 10:24 PM

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hahahahhaha he might be a homosexual
See what I mean about having a dirty mind? You see the most innocent of phrases and pictures as some sordid gay innuendo. You have what the Bible calls a "reprobate mind". You can tell neither right nor wrong. Your perceptions are so skewed you live in a world of illusion.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;



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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-16-2010, 12:10 AM

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And you're the one that hates people for different beliefs.
That argument is specious at best. For a people who supposedly "hate" others for their beliefs, we sure spend a lot of time correcting them and trying to help them get saved. Since God will damn to Hell all those who reject Him, it is out of our Christian duty and our love that we seek to prevent them from this doom. We want unsaved idiots to see the Light so they may join us in Heaven.

Yea, lot of "hate" there.



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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-16-2010, 12:11 PM

Excuse me heathen Janna,

I have had just about enough of your lip, missy!

First you allude that the Rev. Jim Osborne is a Homer and then you have the audacity to claim that he hates people because of their different beliefs.

I think you may well have envy in your heart, because he pays you no mind when preaching his scripture.

The Book of James sums up your Tom-Rottery!!

James 4:5

Do ye think that the scripture saith in vain, The spirit that dwelleth in us lusteth to envy?



For your information, I know first hand what a good and loving man Rev. Jim is. He has spent many an hour with me in the prayer closet, where we always come together in the Light of the Lord; our hands firmly clasped.. in prayer.

He has also never chided me just because I believe that apple-rhubarb pie is better than blueberry. Now they are obviously different beliefs!!

His issue is with these obviously gaybo homer and demonic sports: nothing more, nothing less.

It may be best if you keep your mouth shut and your tongue still from now on!

James 3:6

And the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity: so is the tongue among our members, that it defileth the whole body, and setteth on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire of hell.


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-16-2010, 07:52 PM

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See what I mean about having a dirty mind? You see the most innocent of phrases and pictures as some sordid gay innuendo. You have what the Bible calls a "reprobate mind". You can tell neither right nor wrong. Your perceptions are so skewed you live in a world of illusion.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
Quote for the TRUTH. Keep it up Reverend. It is time someone gave that sinning God mocker janna a face full of her own medicine. You better wrap your lips around Reverand Osborn's words, take them into your hearts of hearts and not spit them out janna because our risen Savior is not pleased by your juvenile attempts to see sexual context in His Chosen Elect's words.



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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-16-2010, 08:16 PM

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Excuse me heathen Janna,

I have had just about enough of your lip, missy!

First you allude that the Rev. Jim Osborne is a Homer and then you have the audacity to claim that he hates people because of their different beliefs.

I think you may well have envy in your heart, because he pays you no mind when preaching his scripture.

The Book of James sums up your Tom-Rottery!!

James 4:5

Do ye think that the scripture saith in vain, The spirit that dwelleth in us lusteth to envy?



For your information, I know first hand what a good and loving man Rev. Jim is. He has spent many an hour with me in the prayer closet, where we always come together in the Light of the Lord; our hands firmly clasped.. in prayer.

He has also never chided me just because I believe that apple-rhubarb pie is better than blueberry. Now they are obviously different beliefs!!

His issue is with these obviously gaybo homer and demonic sports: nothing more, nothing less.

It may be best if you keep your mouth shut and your tongue still from now on!

James 3:6

And the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity: so is the tongue among our members, that it defileth the whole body, and setteth on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire of hell.


YIC,

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Looks like Ms. Snow got snowed on in the prayer closet. You can throw all those verses at me, but I don't care about them...really. But I know Jim is gay because God told me in a dream. Even though he had an "encounter" with you in the prayer closet, God said he's in denial. Straight from the source of everything right there.

Tell me are all these sports gay?
Hockey
Lacrosse
Rugby
Surfing
Skateboarding
Snowboarding
Wakeboarding
Wakeskating
Skating
BMX
UFC
Mixed Martial Arts
Football
Horse racing
Track and Field
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Baseball
Basketball


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-16-2010, 08:22 PM

Baseball is definitely not gay. What could be further from gay?


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-17-2010, 04:03 AM

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Just asking. Which one of the sports I've mentioned are gay?


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-17-2010, 04:39 AM

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Looks like Ms. Snow got snowed on in the prayer closet. You can throw all those verses at me, but I don't care about them...really. But I know Jim is gay because God told me in a dream. Even though he had an "encounter" with you in the prayer closet, God said he's in denial. Straight from the source of everything right there.

Tell me are all these sports gay?
Hockey
Lacrosse
Rugby
Surfing
Skateboarding
Snowboarding
Wakeboarding
Wakeskating
Skating
BMX
UFC
Mixed Martial Arts
Football
Horse racing
Track and Field
Kickball
Baseball
Basketball
Dear Jenna: What about all of these sports is gay?


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-17-2010, 06:30 AM

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Dear Jenna: What about all of these sports is gay?
I don't. I was seeing what you guys thought.


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-17-2010, 03:20 PM

Is it gay if you think about touching someones cod piece during a game of soccer but dont actually do it? I have done this and am worried i might be going to the hot house down below...and i dont mean my basement with the broken heating,

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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-18-2010, 03:20 AM

It is clear to me that women who play softball are either queers or their supporters.



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Church: Softball team with gay coach can't play

MEMPHIS (AP) — A women's softball coach in
Memphis said her team was banned from a church
league after learning she was gay.

Jana Jacobson told The Commercial Appeal officials
at Bellevue Baptist Church told her she had a
"deviant" lifestyle and her team would not be allowed
to compete.

Jacobson said her team is made up of straight and
gay players. They were looking for more games to
play when they discovered the Cordova church had
a league.

Jacobson said she registered, paid the entry fee and
attended an organizational meeting. Later, a church
official called her seeking another meeting. At that
one, officials began questioning whether she was
gay. When she said she was, they told her the team
could not play.


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-18-2010, 06:51 AM

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what the * has sports to do with being homosexual?
This forum is PACKED with sexual conotation to evrything.

I mean what have you got agians soccer? Is it because it's the world's popular sport and the states sucks at it?
Apart from ice skating and maybe ballet or something there are NO "gay" sports
I must disagree. Do any of you understand how hard ballet is? I took ballet classes for twelve years, and actually, the entire reason I started learning french instead of german or spanish was to improve my understanding of the sport, so you you could say that I know what I'm talking about. Ballet is even harder for the men because they have to do all of the lifting and carrying along with the twists and the turns and the plies and the ponies...
Although you could say, I guess, that the ballet entrenched me deeper into my own lesbian identity.


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-18-2010, 07:37 AM

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I must disagree. Do any of you understand how hard ballet is? I took ballet classes for twelve years, and actually, the entire reason I started learning french instead of german or spanish was to improve my understanding of the sport, so you you could say that I know what I'm talking about. Ballet is even harder for the men because they have to do all of the lifting and carrying along with the twists and the turns and the plies and the ponies...
Although you could say, I guess, that the ballet entrenched me deeper into my own lesbian identity.
I'm sorry but I have to call B.S. on this one.

Whoever heard of a negress ballerina?

Really, has their been any? The problem with your claim is that a ballerina must be exceedingly thin. Like Beverly Hills, puke after you eat a banana, Olsen twins, cocaine diet thin. You negresses have too much "booty" to get in the way of the proper dance moves.




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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 06-18-2010, 08:30 AM

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I'm sorry but I have to call B.S. on this one.

Whoever heard of a negress ballerina?

Really, has their been any? The problem with your claim is that a ballerina must be exceedingly thin. Like Beverly Hills, puke after you eat a banana, Olsen twins, cocaine diet thin. You negresses have too much "booty" to get in the way of the proper dance moves.
I just think she has watched that horrid secular film "FAME" one too may times and actually believes she is that Coco girl!

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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 11-13-2010, 04:11 AM

A quick scim through these forums is like using an interactive looney bin website.

The rules of the forum are broken in almost every post lol

Good luck guys coz yer gonna pifflein need it
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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 04-02-2011, 10:40 PM

How about Thai boxing? I normally knee or use my elbows when opponent tries to hug me. I used to practice BJJ but that was SO GAY that I had stop that.

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