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Default Re: Hi, I'm Brian - 10-14-2011, 04:02 AM

You are in love with yourself instead of loving Jesus, boy. That's you're trouble.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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Default Re: Hi, I'm Brian - 10-14-2011, 02:52 PM

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I felt Yeshua was being condescending
Friend, no condescension was meant. I was simply trying to empathize. I know I would be very angry with my parents had they named me 'Charles Darwin' or 'Stephen Hawking', and here you are saddled with the name Brian Cox.

I was just wondering if you were angry for being given that name by your parents, as I'm certain you must have faced untold amounts of ridicule from your peers as a child, since you share the same name as a homosinual.

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Default Re: Hi, I'm Brian - 10-17-2011, 05:46 AM

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Friend, no condescension was meant. I was simply trying to empathize. I know I would be very angry with my parents had they named me 'Charles Darwin' or 'Stephen Hawking', and here you are saddled with the name Brian Cox.

I was just wondering if you were angry for being given that name by your parents, as I'm certain you must have faced untold amounts of ridicule from your peers as a child, since you share the same name as a homosinual.

Yours in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
Yeshua
Brian, I have to agree with Brother Yusuf here. It's obvious that much of your suffering is due to your ridiculous, albeit, demonic, and somewhat homerish moniker. Perhaps, your parents despised you? Or, were they perhaps pagans?

Can you give us more information on this?


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