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Default Re: Hello - 08-26-2015, 06:42 PM

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Just because he is racist does not give you freedom to be racist.
So Mugabe has the freedom to be racist but Mr Davis does not? (Not implying that Mr David is a racist, just for the sake of argument) On what ground do you discriminate between the two?


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: Hello - 08-27-2015, 09:31 AM

Hi Kyyle! I understand you are a young man in school and American is a second language for you. As a youth minister, I think you'll find I am able to connect with you beyond the language barrier.

Skool sure is lame-o, huh! Homework is like totally gag me with a spoon, right? make sure you don't turn liberul by reading books other than the King James 1611. Lol, JK! I know you would never do that like totally in a million years and stuff jk lol rofl wwjd. So, like, ne way. lol rofl lmao smh plz Parentz R pretty lame sometimez, huhh? you don't have to tell them about private prayer sessionz, tho.

I did an internet research on South Africa Boys to find out what kinds of interests youth like yourself might have and I found this videotube movie below. Is this what you like? If so, we have some serious prayer sessions to do to get you back on track to Heaven! I'm thanking Jesus you found us!



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Default Re: Hello - 08-28-2015, 05:16 AM

Thank you brother Harry. Everyday here in SA we wonder how 'die antwoord' got world-famous... even the most non-republic person in SA kind of feels ashamed if that is how they think our white people are. They are from the devil! One music video shows how lady Gaga goes to an abortion clinic and they remove insects from her...

We respect our parents... or else they beat it into us. And if a teacher beats you at school, dare not tell your parents, they will beat you again!
And whites here grow up with the notion that you must work you're fingers off academicaly... becuase its difficult already as it is for whites to get work (BEE).

Afrikaans music in general isn't quite good...
A lot of whites don't touch the stuff.

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Thank you brother Harry. Everyday here in SA we wonder how 'die antwoord' got world-famous... even the most non-republic person in SA kind of feels ashamed if that is how they think our white people are. They are from the devil! One music video shows how lady Gaga goes to an abortion clinic and they remove insects from her...

We respect our parents... or else they beat it into us. And if a teacher beats you at school, dare not tell your parents, they will beat you again!
And whites here grow up with the notion that you must work you're fingers off academicaly... becuase its difficult already as it is for whites to get work (BEE).

Afrikaans music in general isn't quite good...
A lot of whites don't touch the stuff.

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Menheer Davis,

I am returning to my earlier post about your mother tongue. I may have been mistaken regarding two important SA concepts:

You are probably an Afrikaner AND an Afrikaanssprekende man, but there are also others (Hamites and dot Indians) who are also Afrikaanssprekendes but not Afrikaner? Am I correct? This would mean much less effort for you to become saved as you would not have to struggle against 4-10 generations of ancestor sins before being able to Fear God, accept Jesus and spread His message?

Deuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

We True Christians™ are not afraid to show humility and confess when we are mistaken. It is in the unbiased nature of our Faith® that makes us humble and eager to learn!

Job 6:24

Teach me, and I will hold my tongue: and cause me to understand wherein I have erred.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

PS. I still hope you'll switch to American. The mausoleum of your dying language looks suspiciously like a tallywhacker and that cannot be good.



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Default Re: Hello - 08-28-2015, 09:06 AM

Yes brother Elmer, we are called a boer, wich literaly means farmer. Our traditions are also deeply embedded in the church. We do have a lot of different congregations though, but we get along fine, except catlicks... there's no risk in becomming a choir-boy when you're a boer. And sodomites, get ready for you're fathers to disinherit you!
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Default Re: Hello - 08-28-2015, 09:56 AM

P.s. Brother Elmer, whats you're opinion of the monument in DC?
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P.s. Brother Elmer, whats you're opinion of the monument in DC?
This one?



It is magnificent, isn't it?! It is a metaphor for the striving of God's Favorite Nation (even after the homermarriage fiasco) to God. It is an arrow of deliverance from SIN pointing at Jesus' current whereabouts until the time He once again descends from the Heavens and meets us in the Clouds!

Relevant Scripture:
2 Kings 13:17
And he said, Open the window eastward. And he opened it. Then Elisha said, Shoot. And he shot. And he said, The arrow of the LORD'S deliverance, and the arrow of deliverance from Syria: for thou shalt smite the Syrians in Aphek, till thou have consumed them.


Revelation 1:7

Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.




Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Hello - 08-28-2015, 10:11 AM

Your conviction is inspiring brother Elmer. Te mindset me of the long narrow road I have in front of me! Its good to see people mirroring the image of Christ!
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Default Re: Hello - 08-28-2015, 01:50 PM

I've been spotreading on the forums. And it seems some people cannot handle the truth. I've been reading:

Mark 7:7-9 '7*And in vain they worship Me,
Teaching as doctrines the commandments of men.'
8*For laying aside the commandment of God, you hold the tradition of men —the washing of pitchers and cups, and many other such things you do.”
9*He said to them, “All too well you reject the commandment of God, that you may keep your tradition."

And 2 Chronicles 18. Where the truth is to hard to handle ( it is rather lengthy)

If only people would stop choosing wat is easy.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-28-2015, 08:46 PM

Well said, Kyle. Sometimes the Lord's Love hurts, but you just need to bury your face in the pillow and take it. Praise GOD!


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