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Default Thoroughly Exposing Christianity - 08-30-2015, 09:18 PM

The following articles provide(see website below) proof that everything in the Christian religion and in the bible has been STOLEN from other religions that predated it from all around the world. Christianity is a tool for removing spiritual/occult knowledge from the populace so this power can be kept in the hands of a few to manipulate and enslave the masses.

To really understand the Bible and see the truth, one must be very well educated in the occult. The mass mind is very powerful. When one studies long enough and acquires advanced knowledge of the occult, the truth is utterly shocking. The entire Judeo/Christian Bible is a hoax of catastrophic proportions with a very clear objective using subliminal means and the channeled psychic energy of believers.

Whenever Christianity or its cohorts took control of a country or region, the ancient spiritual texts and records were removed and/or destroyed and those who had spiritual knowledge were mass murdered by the Inquisition. This took out of circulation the very knowledge those in power have used and still use to manipulate the ignorant population using spiritual/occult power. The Bible is one of the most powerful subliminal tools used by a select few to enslave the masses. Most people are unaware of this because they lack knowledge regarding the occult, thought power, and psychic energy. The powers that be work to reinforce the belief that the occult, powers of the mind and spirit are nonsense or just plain bunk.

Destroying the ancient records allowed an alternative invented "history" to be written which has disconnected humanity from its true origins. Controlling history is important because if one manipulates how people see what we call the past, this influences the present and the future.

The entire Bible is an extremely powerful subliminal tool full of occult numbers, messages, allegories, and stolen material, which has been corrupted from ancient religions. In addition, this book has been infused with psychic energy and power to instill fear and to make it believable. When one's eyes are opened and one has the necessary knowledge, the *spell* will no longer be effective. The entire underlying theme of the Judeo/Christian Bible is the establishment of the authentic history of the Jewish people in the mass mind. What the mass mind believes has power and the energy to make manifest in reality as thoughts are energy .
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Default Re: Thoroughly Exposing Christianity - 08-30-2015, 09:26 PM

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Thoroughly Exposing Christianity - 08-30-2015, 09:43 PM

I am very very very busy trying to accomplish at least some of my goals for the summer fieldwork among the lovely Freehold community, but I just had to respond to this:

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The following articles provide(see website below) proof that everything in the Christian religion and in the bible has been STOLEN from other religions that predated it from all around the world. Christianity is a tool for removing spiritual/occult knowledge from the populace so this power can be kept in the hands of a few to manipulate and enslave the masses.
Wouldn't this statement still be true if you replaced "Christianity/Christian religion" with the name of any other known existing or extinct religion?

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To really understand the Bible and see the truth, one must be very well educated in the occult. The mass mind is very powerful. When one studies long enough and acquires advanced knowledge of the occult, the truth is utterly shocking. The entire Judeo/Christian Bible is a hoax of catastrophic proportions with a very clear objective using subliminal means and the channeled psychic energy of believers.
I am wondering whether an actual person wrote this, or is this one of these internet things, where you throw in a few keywords and the computer shuffles them into sentences? Because I don't see much logical connection between these three sentences?

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Whenever Christianity or its cohorts took control of a country or region, the ancient spiritual texts and records were removed and/or destroyed and those who had spiritual knowledge were mass murdered by the Inquisition.
The same way as the previously ruling religions did to their predecessors. Your point?

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This took out of circulation the very knowledge those in power have used and still use to manipulate the ignorant population using spiritual/occult power.
If something is supposed to used by "those in power" to "manipulate the ignorant population," then obviously that something never was in circulation (otherwise, the ignorant population wouldn't be so ignorant).

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The Bible is one of the most powerful subliminal tools used by a select few to enslave the masses. Most people are unaware of this because they lack knowledge regarding the occult, thought power, and psychic energy. The powers that be work to reinforce the belief that the occult, powers of the mind and spirit are nonsense or just plain bunk.
Wow. Just wow.

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Destroying the ancient records allowed an alternative invented "history" to be written which has disconnected humanity from its true origins. Controlling history is important because if one manipulates how people see what we call the past, this influences the present and the future.
True for every religion and every nation/ethnic group that has ever existed on this planet. Christianity is no exception, but Christian didn't invent the wheel, if you catch my drift.

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The entire Bible is an extremely powerful subliminal tool full of occult numbers, messages, allegories, and stolen material, which has been corrupted from ancient religions.
Don't forget that these ancient religions also consisted of occult numbers, conflicting messages, allegories, and stolen material from their predecessors.

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In addition, this book has been infused with psychic energy and power to instill fear and to make it believable.
Unicorns and flat earth with four corners are believable?

If you can believe that, then I think Landover Baptists may still be able to make a good Christian out of you!

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When one's eyes are opened and one has the necessary knowledge, the *spell* will no longer be effective. The entire underlying theme of the Judeo/Christian Bible is the establishment of the authentic history of the Jewish people in the mass mind. What the mass mind believes has power and the energy to make manifest in reality as thoughts are energy .
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Again, I think a computer wrote this. What is the logical connection between the three sentences here?


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The entire Bible is an extremely powerful subliminal tool full of occult numbers, messages, allegories, and stolen material, which has been corrupted from ancient religions.
You talk a lot of nonsense, dear, and it's clear you've been corrupted by Stevie Nicks fans and poisoned by too much incense. For your information, all those stories that pertain to Jesus, the ones that are miraculously found hundreds of years before He was born in cultures completely removed from the Israelites, they just prove God's intervention before the fact. It was like God was presenting a foreshadowing of who was to come! He's a Miraculous God!

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Buddha went to his religious temple at the age of twelve, where it was said he astonished all with his wisdom. This foreshadows the Christ's visit to the Synagogue at age twelve. Both were tempted by the “devil” at the beginning of their ministry: To Buddha, he said: “Go not forth to adopt a religious life but return to your kingdom, and in seven days you shall become emperor of the world, riding over the four continents.” To Jesus, he said: “ And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.” (Matthew 4:9). Buddha answered the “devil”: “Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.” (Matthew 4:10).





Christ and Krishna were called both God and the Son of God. Both were sent from heaven to earth in the form of a man. Both were called Savior, and the second person of the Trinity. Krishna’s adoptive human father was also a carpenter. A spirit or ghost was their actual father. Krishna and Jesus were of royal descent. Both were visited at birth by wise men and shepherds, guided by a star. Angels in both cases issued a warning that the local dictator planned to kill the baby and had issued a decree for his assassination. The parents fled. Mary and Joseph stayed in Muturea; Krishna’s parents stayed in Mathura.





Dionysus was born of a virgin on December 25 and, as the Holy Child, was placed in a manger. He was a traveling teacher who performed miracles. He “rode in a triumphal procession on an ass.” He was a sacred king killed and eaten in an eucharistic ritual for fecundity and purification. Dionysus rose from the dead on March 25. He was the God of the Vine, and turned water into wine. He was called “King of Kings” and “God of Gods.” He was considered the “Only Begotten Son,” Savior,” “Redeemer,” “Sin Bearer,” Anointed One,” and the “Alpha and Omega.” He was identified with the Ram or Lamb.





Zoroaster was born of a virgin and “immaculate conception by a ray of divine reason.” He was baptized in a river. In his youth he astounded wise men with his wisdom. He was tempted in the wilderness by the devil. He began his ministry at age 30. Zoroaster baptized with water, fire and “holy wind.” He cast out demons and restored the sight to a blind man. He taught about heaven and hell, and revealed mysteries, including resurrection, judgment, salvation and the apocalypse. He had a sacred cup or grail. He was slain. His religion had a eucharist. He was the “Word made flesh.”





Attis was born on December 25 of the Virgin Nana. He was considered the savior who was slain for the salvation of mankind. His body as bread was eaten by his worshippers. He was both the Divine Son and the Father. On “Black Friday,” he was crucified on a tree, from which his holy blood ran down to redeem the earth. He descended into the underworld. After three days, Attis was resurrected.





Born of a virgin, Isis. Only begotten son of the God Osiris. Birth heralded by the star Sirius, the morning star. Ancient Egyptians paraded a manger and child representing Horus through the streets at the time of the winter solstice (about DEC-21). Herut tried to have Horus murdered in his infancy. Horus’ mother is told, “Come, thou goddess Isis, hide thyself with thy child.” An angel tells Jesus’ father to: “Arise and take the young child and his mother and flee into Egypt.” There is no word of his life after the age of twelve, until he is baptized at age 30. His followers believed he walked on water, cast out demons, healed the sick, restored sight to the blind, was crucifed, descended into Hell, and was resurrected after three days.




The LORD was clearly preparing the world for His Son. I mean, this is so obvious. Why else would all these deity mythology prequels foreshadow the Christ Story so perfectly? If there was no connection, you'd expect the god-stories to be completely unrelated, but they weren't because there was One Divine Author preparing the world for the Son of God!!!





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...To really understand the Bible and see the truth, one must be very well educated in the occult...
Nope, you just have to read the Bible, and see for yourself what's in there, instead of listening to what others have told you it says/means. You really should.

But as you already KNOW all the answers to everything, could you use your "knowledge" of the occult to do me a favour? I've never seen magic actually work, so if you could cast some sort of spell on me, I'd really appreciate it. Doesn't matter if good or bad, I don't care, I just want to see it having some effect on the world that's not enclosed by your cranium.

Surprise me!


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Pie Re: Thoroughly Exposing Christianity - 08-31-2015, 12:03 AM

Welcome Stephanie. May I call you Slut? Thought so.

Well Slut, nothing can predate Christianity. Why? Because God created everything and He gave Us Christianity to praise and worship Him.
When you get the Bible read to you (I doubt you can do it with syphilitic eyes) you'll find out how God and the Devil interact and how the Devil made false religions to try and trick the simple minded such as yourself.
So you see Slut, had you not spent so much time with your ankles behind your ears trying to make a dollar to pay for your fathers addiction to Yipping, you might of instead married a Christian man and had many sons for Jesus.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Jeremiah 3:6-8 KJV
The LORD said also unto me in the days of Josiah the king, Hast thou seen that which backsliding Israel hath done? she is gone up upon every high mountain and under every green tree, and there hath played the harlot. And I said after she had done all these things, Turn thou unto me. But she returned not. And her treacherous sister Judah saw it. And I saw, when for all the causes whereby backsliding Israel committed adultery I had put her away, and given her a bill of divorce; yet her treacherous sister Judah feared not, but went and played the harlot also.
Matthew 23:33-38 KJV
Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell? Wherefore, behold, I send unto you prophets, and wise men, and scribes: and some of them ye shall kill and crucify; and some of them shall ye scourge in your synagogues, and persecute them from city to city: That upon you may come all the righteous blood shed upon the earth, from the blood of righteous Abel unto the blood of Zacharias son of Barachias, whom ye slew between the temple and the altar. Verily I say unto you, All these things shall come upon this generation. O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, thou that killest the prophets, and stonest them which are sent unto thee, how often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not! Behold, your house is left unto you desolate.

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The following articles provide(see website below) proof that everything in the Christian religion and in the bible has been STOLEN from other religions that predated it from all around the world. Christianity is a tool for removing spiritual/occult knowledge from the populace so this power can be kept in the hands of a few to manipulate and enslave the masses.

To really understand the Bible and see the truth, one must be very well educated in the occult. The mass mind is very powerful. When one studies long enough and acquires advanced knowledge of the occult, the truth is utterly shocking. The entire Judeo/Christian Bible is a hoax of catastrophic proportions with a very clear objective using subliminal means and the channeled psychic energy of believers.

Whenever Christianity or its cohorts took control of a country or region, the ancient spiritual texts and records were removed and/or destroyed and those who had spiritual knowledge were mass murdered by the Inquisition. This took out of circulation the very knowledge those in power have used and still use to manipulate the ignorant population using spiritual/occult power. The Bible is one of the most powerful subliminal tools used by a select few to enslave the masses. Most people are unaware of this because they lack knowledge regarding the occult, thought power, and psychic energy. The powers that be work to reinforce the belief that the occult, powers of the mind and spirit are nonsense or just plain bunk.

Destroying the ancient records allowed an alternative invented "history" to be written which has disconnected humanity from its true origins. Controlling history is important because if one manipulates how people see what we call the past, this influences the present and the future.

The entire Bible is an extremely powerful subliminal tool full of occult numbers, messages, allegories, and stolen material, which has been corrupted from ancient religions. In addition, this book has been infused with psychic energy and power to instill fear and to make it believable. When one's eyes are opened and one has the necessary knowledge, the *spell* will no longer be effective. The entire underlying theme of the Judeo/Christian Bible is the establishment of the authentic history of the Jewish people in the mass mind.
What the mass mind believes has power and the energy to make manifest in reality as thoughts are energy .
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1. Those acrostics down the kabbalah centre. Esoteric discoveries of ancient wisdom? No. Cobbled together by scribes to fool nitwits every couple of centuries or so..

2. click Jew for gobbledygook
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10th Century CE! The Jewish culture was annihilated during the Hellenistic era well before Jesus confirmed their decrepitude, so well established by the 1st Century. Any "traditional" readings would belong to the temple reform period of Hezekiah, such as the then rediscovered text of Deuteronomy. A committee sourced text from Norman Europe doesn't quite cut the mustard. You'll find more truth at a pimps convention. Which is about where we came in..
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I LOVE the feeling of being FILLED with his heavenly spirit!

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I LOVE the feeling of being FILLED with his heavenly spirit!
Well I had a look at your efforts so far, for example
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My name is Jethro Gibbs. I go to First Baptist Church here in Mississippi. I love Jesus and the US of A
My favorite bible verse is Psalm 37:4, 5 "Delight thyself also in the LORD: and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart. Commit thy way unto the LORD; trust also in him; and he shall bring it to pass."
I don't remeber a time in my life when I didn't keep Jesus in my heart!
..and straight away alarm bells rang. The Psalms are such wonderful examples of the Joy, real Joy not the manufactured substitute sold on street corners or in over-perfumed boudoirs, that when coupled with some of your other comments in other threads I am truly revolted. Coming to Jesus is such a life shattering experience; it's the one thing remembered through all the troughs of hopelessness and despair and yet you have no such memory. Therefore I must question your heartfelt desires.

Now perhaps the reason why you fail to recall Jesus entering your heart is because you'd undergone some pagan baptism such as carried out by Romish heretics—they're not heretics really because they've never been anything other than a priesthood of Belial however they rebadge their idols but any Christian seduced into their reeking confessionals would become a heretic—or even worse a briss done under the least hygienic conditions imaginable and considering that we've been pondering papist paraphernalia those would be very unhygienic indeed
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False religion is characterised by having no experience of conversion FROM the lewd obsessions and grotesque compulsions transmitted to us all by Adam (thank you Eve) TO the glorious light of Jesus, risen with healing in His wings. Hallelujah!!
Malachi 4:2 KJV
But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings; and ye shall go forth, and grow up as calves of the stall.
But you have no recollection of that experience..
Nothing to celebrate at Christmas..
How bleak and dismal the life without Him.
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Sister Mary! I found that piece of the different religions and the coming of Christ a riveting read.

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