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Default Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! - 07-02-2019, 02:10 AM

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Jesus taught in the Sermon that good trees bear good fruit and bad trees bear bad ones.
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.bad ones.

Here is the passage you're referring to.

MATTHEW 7 Verse highlighted in link together with full context
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Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
14 because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

How do we determine what constitutes evil fruit? Or to use your paraphrase, how do we identify the bad ones?
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Default Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! - 07-30-2019, 08:46 PM

Oh, my heavenly stars! I've just been informed that up in that northern land of debauchery and sin (aka "Canada"), their homersexualistic-loving Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, has made a social visit to a homer bar in Vancouver! Apparently, their different time zone means they do things at a slower pace there, so they have their LGBT Pride Shame "festivities" later than other cities. One of these old days, the good is going to visit that land, too. Only, it will not be a social visit -- not when He intends to tip that -forsaken nation into the oceans as payment for their blatant sinfulness!



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Default Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! - 07-30-2019, 10:11 PM

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Apparently, their different time zone means they do things at a slower pace there...
I've never understood the need for different time zones. They are very inconvenient. Surely the sun's movement across the firmament averages out over the year? And it's not as though God has not blessed us with electric light and blackout curtains. If Iowa time is good enough for Jesus, it is good enough for me!


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Default Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! - 07-30-2019, 10:52 PM

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I've never understood the need for different time zones. They are very inconvenient. Surely the sun's movement across the firmament averages out over the year? And it's not as though God has not blessed us with electric light and blackout curtains. If Iowa time is good enough for Jesus, it is good enough for me!
Oh, yes, dear Sister Joanna, this is so true; goodness me. And how many time zones did the good create for the Garden of Eden? Fifteen? No? I didn't think so.

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Default Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! - 07-31-2019, 12:50 PM

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I've never understood the need for different time zones. They are very inconvenient. Surely the sun's movement across the firmament averages out over the year? And it's not as though God has not blessed us with electric light and blackout curtains. If Iowa time is good enough for Jesus, it is good enough for me!
You can blame this on the globetards. You can't expect much from people who believe we're speeding through the universe at a million miles an hour. Fasten your seatbelts, kids. The earth is shifting gears! �� Liberals are so stupid.


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Default Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! - 07-31-2019, 09:50 PM

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I've never understood the need for different time zones. They are very inconvenient. Surely the sun's movement across the firmament averages out over the year? And it's not as though God has not blessed us with electric light and blackout curtains. If Iowa time is good enough for Jesus, it is good enough for me!
When it came time to make our calendars, the year that was chosen was "A.D." - which stands for "Anno Domini", or year of our Lord. When the modern measurement of time was established, the original "standard" was Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) - some place in England that the British arrogantly established, instead of choosing Nazareth where Jesus was born. I'm certain this pissed off Jesus, and no doubt was instrumental in the fall of the British "empire".


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