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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-26-2009, 11:31 PM

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I'm trying hard to believe what you say, for I am a trusting soul, yet your surprise at women being less than men and to be bundled in with goods and chattels leads me to think that there are certain verses of God's Holy Word that you choose to ignore as this doesn't quite fit into your liberal outlook.

At the same time, you wish to have the benefits of a Heavenly Father - you therefore imagine a minor god that might agree with you and shape him from the bits of the Bible you like.

Anything you like, is His Word - anything you do not is a "metaphor" and only you know which is which... I think not.

Sir, there is nothing "devout" about your Christianity and there is no Christianity about you.
You know whats un-christian? Judging someones faith with God, because God is the only one to pass judgement.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-26-2009, 11:43 PM

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You know whats un-christian? Judging someones faith with God, because God is the only one to pass judgement.
Wrong again, heathen.

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Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13
For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1 Corinthians 6:2-3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-26-2009, 11:47 PM

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You know whats un-christian?
As it happens, I do know what is unchristian - and there is the difference between you and me - you do not:

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

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Judging someones faith with God, because God is the only one to pass judgement.
As you and I both see, you just made that up - you just invented it. Did your god, whoever it is, tell you to write that?

That god may be Satan, Father of Lies, who is leading you astray.

Son, admit it, you are no Christian - you have no idea what it means to be Christian, you have not the slightest idea of the Nature of God.

I suggest you crack open The Bible and start reading - therein you will find much learning and you will find it is not at all as you believe.

PS: I just opened my Bible; it fell open at this verse: Mal:3:18: Then shall ye return, and discern between the righteous and the wicked, between him that serveth God and him that serveth him not.





Ec:7:16: Be not righteous over much; neither make thyself over wise: why shouldest thou destroy thyself?

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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 01:28 AM

Alright fine I'll admit it now I'm not a Christian I'm an agnostic, I just can't understand how you people are so bigoted, ignorant, racist, and extremist. Your religion is like a cult, honestly I haven't found one "friendly" baptist on this forum, only idiots that randomly call me a heathen without proof(besides now). Go ahead ban me, just proves how narrow-minded you all are.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 01:30 AM

Banning you would not be the Christian thing to do. You may change your mind and decide that you are wrong. We will be here for you, then.


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Alright fine I'll admit it now I'm not a Christian I'm an agnostic, I just can't understand how you people are so bigoted, ignorant, racist, and extremist. Your religion is like a cult, honestly I haven't found one "friendly" baptist on this forum, only idiots that randomly call me a heathen without proof(besides now). Go ahead ban me, just proves how narrow-minded you all are.
I'm also a Libertarian, I support gay-rights, stem cell research will better the world, and torture is wrong. I think religion(excluding Buddhism) is a plague upon earth, stunting progression because blind faith and primitive thinking suggests otherwise.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 01:38 AM

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Banning you would not be the Christian thing to do. You may change your mind and decide that you are wrong. We will be here for you, then.
Thank you Nobar, but I don't think I'll ever revert to Christianity, I think I'll stick to Buddhism.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 01:39 AM

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I'm also a Libertarian, I support gay-rights, stem cell research will better the world, and torture is wrong. I think religion(excluding Buddhism) is a plague upon earth, stunting progression because blind faith and primitive thinking suggests otherwise.
And for that, you will burn like a dinner cooked by a woman who does not know how to do her job.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 01:44 AM

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And for that, you will burn like a dinner cooked by a woman who does not know how to do her job.
Well I don't believe in out-dated mechanisms that scare simians into a religion, I feel sorry that you think that way.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 01:47 AM

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Well I don't believe in out-dated mechanisms that scare simians into a religion, I feel sorry that you think that way.
I do not need your sympathy, god-hater. I just wish for you to change your ways before you turn into a piece of toast.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 01:54 AM

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I do not need your sympathy, god-hater. I just wish for you to change your ways before you turn into a piece of toast.
I never stated I hated God, I'm unsure whether or not a God exists which is why I stated that I'm agnostic.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 01:55 AM

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I never stated I hated God, I'm unsure whether or not a God exists which is why I stated that I'm agnostic.
Are you stupid? The facts are simple. If you're not a god lover, you're a god hater.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 01:57 AM

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Are you stupid? The facts are simple. If you're not a god lover, you're a god hater.
Are you ignorant? We clearly have different beliefs on what "God" is.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 01:59 AM

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Are you ignorant? We clearly have different beliefs on what "God" is.
We may have different beliefs, but mine are correct. Yours will send you to hell.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 02:01 AM

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We may have different beliefs, but mine are correct. Yours will send you to hell.
You're going nowhere with this argument, we both have different perspectives just leave it at that.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 02:05 AM

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You're going nowhere with this argument, we both have different perspectives just leave it at that.
My responsibility as a child of the Lord will not allow me to just 'leave it at that'. You need to repent and learn to love Baby Jesus.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 02:08 AM

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My responsibility as a child of the Lord will not allow me to just 'leave it at that'. You need to repent and learn to love Baby Jesus.
I don't repent to imaginary figures, sorry.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 02:11 AM

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I don't repent to imaginary figures, sorry.
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I never stated I hated God, I'm unsure whether or not a God exists which is why I stated that I'm agnostic.
If you are going to argue with me, please never contradict yourself. Either way you are a god hater though, so I guess it does not really matter. You should repent.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 02:14 AM

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If you are going to argue with me, please never contradict yourself. Either way you are a god hater though, so I guess it does not really matter. You should repent.
I never contradicted myself, do you know what agnosticism is?
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 02:19 AM

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I never contradicted myself, do you know what agnosticism is?
Yes, sir. Do not take me as a fool, you did contradict yourself. You first stated that you were unsure whether The Lord existed, you then claimed that The Lord was an imaginary figure.

That, is a definite contradiction.
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