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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 02:30 AM

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Yes, sir. Do not take me as a fool, you did contradict yourself. You first stated that you were unsure whether The Lord existed, you then claimed that The Lord was an imaginary figure.

That, is a definite contradiction.
You think of "the lord" as God/deity, I don't, therefore I never contradicted myself and you're simply a fool.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 02:34 AM

First of all, I would like you to know that God is not a god. God is God. There are no others.

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In your earlier post, you said you did not hate God. Meaning you accepted that you believed in God as a god/deity, or you would have said a god. Again, you contradict yourself.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 02:38 AM

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First of all, I would like you to know that God is not a god. God is God. There are no others.



In your earlier post, you said you did not hate God. Meaning you accepted that you believed in God as a god/deity, or you would have said a god. Again, you contradict yourself.
No, you stated that you either hate or love god which I do not abide to, how can I hate or love what you're unsure of, it doesn't make sense. So again, I never contradicted myself.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 02:41 AM

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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 02:46 AM

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Guess you're out of useless retorts to throw at me. Have a nice evening.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 02:53 AM

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Guess you're out of useless retorts to throw at me. Have a nice evening.
Lets pray tonight is not your last night on earth.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 02:57 AM

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Lets pray tonight is not your last night on earth.
No need to pray for me, but I'll hope that you someday realize how silly it is to believe in fairy tales.
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Lightbulb Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 03:01 AM

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No, you stated that you either hate or love god which I do not abide to, how can I hate or love what you're unsure of, it doesn't make sense. So again, I never contradicted myself.
Lok! Back again to torture other Christians because your feasting on my torment alone wasn't enough, you demonic Bootist freak?

Well, I'm here to tell you, YET AGAIN, that God will see to the destruction of all unrepentant, drug-taking and dealing, communist, long-haired, Pagan, hippy-crit, racist, anti-science, queer, Bootist, phallus-throwing jackasses (like yourself) personally!

And, if it's not enough, allow me to reiterate that you WILL suffer one-thousandfold the multitude of sins you committed!

Remember that EVERYONE at LBC is ONLY attempting to be your eternal brother in Christ! But you MUST turn from your sinful ways if God is to show pity on you and we are to heal you!

So, please, repent! I'll be praying for your will against Christ to be broken through extremely horrid circumstances (caused by the Lord!) until you ask for forgiveness of your unworthy soul!

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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-27-2009, 11:51 PM

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Lok! Back again to torture other Christians because your feasting on my torment alone wasn't enough, you demonic Bootist freak?

Well, I'm here to tell you, YET AGAIN, that God will see to the destruction of all unrepentant, drug-taking and dealing, communist, long-haired, Pagan, hippy-crit, racist, anti-science, queer, Bootist, phallus-throwing jackasses (like yourself) personally!

And, if it's not enough, allow me to reiterate that you WILL suffer one-thousandfold the multitude of sins you committed!

Remember that EVERYONE at LBC is ONLY attempting to be your eternal brother in Christ! But you MUST turn from your sinful ways if God is to show pity on you and we are to heal you!



So, please, repent! I'll be praying for your will against Christ to be broken through extremely horrid circumstances (caused by the Lord!) until you ask for forgiveness of your unworthy soul!

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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-28-2009, 12:06 AM

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No need to pray for me, but I'll hope that you someday realize how silly it is to believe in fairy tales.
Ofcourse it is silly to believe in fairy tales.
However, the bible isnt a fairy tale. There is enough evidence that proves that the bible is the Truth™! The word of God, praise Jesus.

Since you dont believe in God, I assume that you believe in something like the big-bang? Keep dreaming.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-28-2009, 12:38 AM

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Ofcourse it is silly to believe in fairy tales.
However, the bible isnt a fairy tale. There is enough evidence that proves that the bible is the Truth™! The word of God, praise Jesus.

Since you dont believe in God, I assume that you believe in something like the big-bang? Keep dreaming.
No the big bang is a theory, just like evolution. Just because I'm agnostic doesn't mean I'm pigeon-holed into certain beliefs.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-28-2009, 01:48 AM

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Ofcourse it is silly to believe in fairy tales.
However, the bible isnt a fairy tale. There is enough evidence that proves that the bible is the Truth™! The word of God, praise Jesus.

Since you dont believe in God, I assume that you believe in something like the big-bang? Keep dreaming.
Your pic alone proves this site is just one big troll-fest.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-28-2009, 03:45 AM

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Your pic alone proves this site is just one big troll-fest.
Even though I did suspect my mother of cheating with a troll 9 months before I was born, it turns out this was not the case.

Why do you hate God so much?
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-28-2009, 06:08 AM

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Even though I did suspect my mother of cheating with a troll 9 months before I was born, it turns out this was not the case.

Why do you hate God so much?
I don't "God" I hate religion.


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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-29-2009, 05:41 PM

again you people make me sick.. sexist piffleing pigs
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 05-30-2009, 01:41 AM

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What a stupid question! Of course we don't hate women. We love and respect them exactly as the Holy Bible commands. It's you liberal heathens who hate women. You forced them to vote, to take jobs away from men, even to preach in your false Christian churches!
Yes we may have placed that upon them. But it is YOU who have beat and beat them till they are medically unable to even live.
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Talking Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 06-01-2009, 03:21 AM

Im a woman, I work for construction..the only people im taking this from is the god damn mexicans...i have a baby and im not married. My baby daddy stays home with our little spawn while I am out making that cash money.

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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 06-01-2009, 03:36 AM

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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 06-01-2009, 06:46 PM

Why is it, so many are unable to see where the term 'woman' came from. It literally means, to "woo a Man' that is to give him release, to do the tasks that are beneath his stature and bear his brood. Females should cry with joy they are even allowed to do that, let alone, be simply tolerated. My wife is on her knees daily, as well as my daughters, gushing my praises, dribbling with joy with what I give.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! - 06-01-2009, 07:58 PM

Women are so often wrong and annoying that it is only fitting they be deemed unfit for inclusion alongside men in God's eyes.

A woman's rightful spiritual worth is surely somewhere between horse and man.
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