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Default Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured. - 02-01-2010, 07:19 PM

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I don't need a man, True Christian or otherwise. Do you even know what a lesbian is?

Truth is, I'm happy with my woman but I don't think I would be able to be this happy with a man. That's all it comes down to. Girls rule!
Young woman, in the eyes of God (the only eyes that matter) you are an abomination.

Leviticus 18:22 KJV1611
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

You should be put to death for this vile sin as well.

Leviticus 20:13 KJV1611
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

You only think you are happy with a woman because satan has his claws in you. Break free of that demon through prayer, and KJV 1611 bible reading.

There are support groups in your area that you will need to attend. This is a demon and you need to be loosed.

Have you spoken to one of our True Christian™ pastors about this abomination? I recommend that as your first step.


KJV 1611, Exodus 21:17 "And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall
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Default Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured. - 02-01-2010, 08:02 PM

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If homosexuality is a "choice", you'd think a lot of people would "choose" to be heterosexual due to all they hate they'd be getting simply for being homosexual. But no, they're still gay.

I, for one, don't like fish. I think fish taste nasty. I can still eat fish, but I won't like it. Did I "choose" to hate fish? Did I one day think "hey, I'll hate fish now"? No.

Homosexuality is the same thing. You can't choose to be homosexual or heterosexual.
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Suicide/bug hunters and "choosing" to be homosexual are two entirely different things.



What's your point?

Going back to the fish analogy. I can still eat fish, but that doesn't mean I'm going to like it. If those people are truly homosexual, then they aren't "cured", they're just doing something they don't like.
YUCK!!!!

You keep going on and on about "eating fish" and lesbians. I guess you think it's super funny to talk in sex code on a Christian forum! Well it's NOT!!!


Quit being so GROSS!!!



Tammi




Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
Reverend Jim Osborne can help!




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Default Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured. - 02-01-2010, 08:05 PM

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Truth is, I get to choose between a few years of sex with a man that I wouldn't enjoy or sex with a woman that I do enjoy. I'll take the girls, thanks.
A few years of sporadic, non-enjoyable sex in return for Eternal Salvation™ in Heaven by God's side is well worth it, Butch. That's the bargain Mrs. Cassidy and I have struck up with the Lord, anyways.


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Default Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured. - 02-28-2010, 11:24 PM

I know that this site is a parody/satire of christian extremists, but sometimes you have to be careful because some people might not know this, and you may really harm them, for example, one of the gay people might get so devastated that they may kill themselves or something similar.
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Default Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured. - 02-28-2010, 11:26 PM

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I know that this site is a divine revelation/true religion of christian extremists, but sometimes you have to be careful because some people might not know this, and you may really harm them, for example, one of the gay people might get so devastated that they may kill themselves or something similar.
You make it sound like it's a bad thing to be passionate about GOD!

If the gay people kill themselves, well that just saves GOD some work!



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Post Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured. - 03-02-2010, 08:45 PM

You are NOT gay. GOD did not create gay people, therefore you Gays do not exist.
It's really simple.
Walk away from your perveted life, shun atheists and their homosexual desires, and you can be SAVED.

Dont you want to nestle in the arms of JESUS?


1 Samuel 15:3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass

ass: that would be YOU!
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Default Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured. - 03-04-2010, 01:22 AM

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You are NOT gay. GOD did not create gay people, therefore you Gays do not exist.
It's really simple.
Walk away from your perveted life, shun atheists and their homosexual desires, and you can be SAVED.

Dont you want to nestle in the arms of JESUS?


1 Samuel 15:3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass

ass: that would be YOU!
Gays do exist. God does not create queers because it is a choice. Those effeminate little boys get tempted by Satan to become a homer.
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