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Default Hello, I am a dork - 11-20-2010, 01:54 AM

Hello, my name is Shana.

I am a bisexual.

What do you bitches have to say about that?
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Angry Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 01:57 AM

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Hello, my name is Shana.

I am a bisexual.

What do you bitches have to say about that?
Not a lot, foul mouthed rug muncher.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 02:06 AM

I take that is a compliment
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 02:11 AM

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Hello, my name is Shana.

I am a bisexual.

What do you bitches have to say about that?
So much anger Friend, Jesus can save you from those demons of bisexuality and rage. He brought you here for a reason.

Please open your heart to him and he will cleanse your soul and fill you with the Holy spirit.

Matthew 7:7-8 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.


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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 02:13 AM

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Hello, my name is Shana.

I am a bisexual.

What do you bitches have to say about that?
Since when did female dogs talk!


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 02:18 AM

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So much anger Friend, Jesus can save you from those demons of bisexuality and rage. He brought you here for a reason.

Please open your heart to him and he will cleanse your soul and fill you with the Holy spirit.

Matthew 7:7-8 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
Why do I need to cleanse my soul? o_o

I'm happy like this!
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 02:24 AM

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So much anger Friend, Jesus can save you from those demons of bisexuality and rage. He brought you here for a reason.

Please open your heart to him and he will cleanse your soul and fill you with the Holy spirit.

Matthew 7:7-8 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
Hey finished that sandwhich yet?

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Why do I need to cleanse my soul? o_o

I'm happy like this!
piffle you newfag, how piffleing new to the internet are you dibshit?
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 02:25 AM

If people want homosexuals to repent and kill themselves, what motive is that for reassessing their sexuality? furthermore, expecting suicide from another person because of your own predjudices hardly makes any sense. a predjudiced person is better off killing themselves to live in such a hateful world they've created for themselves.
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 02:27 AM

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Hello, my name is Shana.

I am a bisexual.

What do you bitches have to say about that?
Bi-sexual is a lie. You cannot be a fornicator of both men and women at the same time. You are either heterosexual or homosexual.

SURA 17
32. And go not nigh to fornication; surely it is an indecency and an evil way.


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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 02:30 AM

Well, it seems I am living proof that that is in fact false. I have had relationships with both men and women. Perhaps it's not so much attraction to the sexes as it is attraction to just people? I don't really see gender. I just see people. And if I'm interested in them, then gender doesn't really matter, hm?
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 02:35 AM

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Well, it seems I am living proof that that is in fact false. I have had relationships with both men and women. Perhaps it's not so much attraction to the sexes as it is attraction to just people? I don't really see gender. I just see people. And if I'm interested in them, then gender doesn't really matter, hm?
Your attraction is not natural and evil. You are deceived by the Shaitan to think this is normal. Your behavior only spreads evil to those you meet.


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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 02:41 AM

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And if I'm interested in them, then gender doesn't really matter, hm?
You are aware you on a Christian forum, right?

What does the Bible say about sodomy and fornication?

1 Corinthians 6:9-10
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


Romans 1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.


1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

1 Kings 22:45-46
45Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 46And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.


2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)

1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;



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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 02:42 AM

Nothing is normal. We're all different.

I should also add that I'm pretty young, only a teenager. I doubt I've committed some grave sin to have Satan, or God, or whoever, go after me and turn me gay.

Love is love.

Why does it even need to be catagorized?
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Nothing is normal. We're all different.

I should also add that I'm pretty young, only a teenager. I doubt I've committed some grave sin to have Satan, or God, or whoever, go after me and turn me gay.

Love is love.

Why does it even need to be catagorized?
Perhaps because the Bible says so. Again, Christian forum...

Do you know what Paul tells us about why God makes some people queers and God mockers? He tells us that God creates people for destruction to be the vessels of His holy wrath.

Romans 9 11(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth.
12It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
14What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
15For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.
16So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
17For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth.
18Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.
19Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will?
20Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?
21Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
22What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
23And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,


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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 02:54 AM

Isn't god supposed to love his children?
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Nothing is normal. We're all different.

I should also add that I'm pretty young, only a teenager. I doubt I've committed some grave sin to have Satan, or God, or whoever, go after me and turn me gay.

Love is love.

Why does it even need to be catagorized?
There are normal sexual relations, which is between a man and a woman. Anything else is wrong and evil. It is not possible for two men to have a child, or two women to have a child. You only exist because you were born from a man and a woman.

Stop being deceived by the Shaitan and listen to Allah (pigs be upon him).


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Isn't god supposed to love his children?
It says so in John 3:16, but once you reject God, you are damned for eternity.

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.


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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:02 AM

i to am god and i have to say this child is right
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:06 AM

With today's technology, you can totally have a child between two men or two women.

I love technology. Makes life good. Besides, I don't want children, at any rate. And I would rather live happily for the rest of my life with a woman, then accept such skewed views.
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Default Re: Hello, I am a derp :B - 11-20-2010, 03:07 AM

both your books have been wrong and i have read both true god lyes in all his childs not in some book not even worth burning

oh an i have to say what is with this smily
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