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Post Hello... - 04-09-2011, 12:34 AM

Hello, I am here because I want to meet others who look to Jesus for salvation and forgivness.
My favorite bible verse is
John 14:27 "Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid." This verse was given to me as I stood in my bedroom waiting for my girlfriend to go home. Up to that Point I had been in utter despair and sin. It was at that point that I fully realised that there was someone there who had always been there and would support me throughout my life. When GOD speaks, it means something.
I am curently switching churches, for the one I attend now just hired a female minister Shame on them

I am an ex-lesbian, and I hope that my former lifestyle will be forgiven. Now I am the wife of a god-fearing man and the mother of four christian children. Unfortuanetly, my eldest has chosen to join his school's GSA. I hope he relizes just how horrible this is...
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Default Re: Hello... - 04-09-2011, 12:37 AM

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?


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Default Re: Hello... - 04-09-2011, 12:41 AM

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Do you have your husband's permission to be here?
Of coarse I do! I get his permission for everything. He thinks that it is a good idea for me to find a place that frowns apon my previous lifestyle (Unfortuanatly, too many places are okay with dykes and faggots funning around, shaming this country )

PS: I am terribly sorry for my use of true language to decribe such disgusting people
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Default Re: Hello... - 04-09-2011, 01:19 AM

Amen! How many Soldiers for Christ have you borne him to go to fight our righteous patriotic war in Afghanistan?
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Default Re: Hello... - 04-09-2011, 01:23 AM

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Amen! How many Soldiers for Christ have you borne him to go to fight our righteous patriotic war in Afghanistan?
I have five children. Three sons (who will follow Christ's calling to defend America.... I hope) and two daughters who will make great wives.
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