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Default Re: Hello, everyone! - 10-29-2012, 03:21 AM

I am glad to have brought you such joy! Tell me, what or who is a "hebe"? I can understand what "Christ-killing" means, but I am lost as to the meaning of this term "hebe".


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Default Re: Hello, everyone! - 10-29-2012, 10:34 AM

Hebe is what you are, Irinka. It's short for "Hebrew."

Like you, I am a Christian of Jewish descent. Christ has pretty much wiped away most of my Jewish traits, but I must say my schnoz is still pretty prominent. Do you have big honker too?


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Default Re: Hello, everyone! - 10-29-2012, 10:43 AM

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Hebe is what you are, Irinka. It's short for "Hebrew."

Like you, I am a Christian of Jewish descent. Christ has pretty much wiped away most of my Jewish traits, but I must say my schnoz is still pretty prominent. Do you have big honker too?
No, I have a straight nose, and, apart from curly hair, no other traits of a Semite. Thank you for clarifying my confusion for me. My last name is also a Russian one now as I married a Russian man.


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Default Re: Hello, everyone! - 10-29-2012, 11:12 AM

I suspect it will be still be a while before Jeues trusts you completely, can you blame Him?
Irinka, it is commendable you are doing everything possible to become an ex-joo. God knows how those bastards sink their claws into people. Tell me, why did you have to marry a commie? Were there no decent men available when you became fertile?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello, everyone! - 10-29-2012, 11:26 AM

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I have not yet said anything to anyone or posted anything, but have already been labeled Unsaved Trash! Well, thank you very much for that so much needed lesson in humility, I am truly humbled. I am a Jewish woman and have been a devout follower of my Lord Jesus Christ since Ovtober 10, 1990. I had the blessing of sharing the Lord Jesus and the good news of His sacrifice and His resurrection with my husband Alex, whom I married once he became a follower of the Lord Jesus.
Why do you lable yourself as a Jewess? That makes my think you are apologising for the spiritual power of your femininity

You should make no such apologies

Men and women are created to do different jobs (obviously) but you should never think you are more unequal. I'm sure your husband is very good at putting up shelves but is he good at sewing?

It's like the various races: God made black folks to be sturdy and strong with a deep need for authority, Nordic types grow large to wade through snow, the orientals are cunning because they are tiny and white folks make better managers and supervisors.

God has a plan for everyone, so don't apologise for who you are!

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Irinka, it is commendable you are doing everything possible to become an ex-joo. God knows how those bastards sink their claws into people. Tell me, why did you have to marry a commie? Were there no decent men available when you became fertile?
My husband does not adhere to the communist ideology and neither did his parents or any of his ancestors. Does being born in a bakery make one a pie? I think it does not any more than being born in Russia makes one a communist. Both mu husband and I escaped from the communist Russia (before we knew each other) and found a new home here in the United States, thanks to the kindness and hospitality of American True Christians, like you. We appreciate everything that has been done for us in this country and we endeavor every day to be contributing members of this society. We work hard, we raise our kids with the best of Christian values and moral standards, and strive to be upstanding citizens, although realizing that in this world we are but sojourners and our true home is the Heavenly Kingdom.
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Why do you lable yourself as a Jewess? That makes my think you are apologising for the spiritual power of your femininity

You should make no such apologies

Men and women are created to do different jobs (obviously) but you should never think you are more unequal. I'm sure your husband is very good at putting up shelves but is he good at sewing?

It's like the various races: God made black folks to be sturdy and strong with a deep need for authority, Nordic types grow large to wade through snow, the orientals are cunning because they are tiny and white folks make better managers and supervisors.

God has a plan for everyone, so don't apologise for who you are!

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Good morning! I did not label myself anything and I am not apologizing. I am merely stating a fact. I do not think being untruthful about one's origins is a good idea. I would like to think of myself as a person of honesty and integrity. As far as "the Jewess" is concerned, this was a label bestowed upon me by the moderators of this forum, as I originally referred to myself as Irinka515.


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Good morning! I did not label myself anything and I am not apologizing. I am merely stating a fact. I do not think being untruthful about one's origins is a good idea. I would like to think of myself as a person of honesty and integrity. As far as "the Jewess" is concerned, this was a label bestowed upon me by the moderators of this forum, as I originally referred to myself as Irinka515.
Doesn't it bother you that the post you are replying to is laden with rascism?


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Doesn't it bother you that the post you are replying to is laden with rascism?
How is being (uncharacteristicly) factual being racist?

Once you finish school you will be able to talk with grown ups, instead of posting off topic one liners of interst to perhaps one person.

I will pray for you to gain some perspective and maturity.


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Hello, Free! Please, understand me - I strongly believe that it is our own beliefs and our own behavior that we will be answering for when we stand before the Lord's throne. I cannot and will not turn or shift from the straight and narrow and will try my hardest to be like my Savior Jesus. We will all answer for our words and actions and it would be great to keep ourselves as clean as possible so as not to be ashamed when we meet our Lord.


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I cannot and will not turn or shift from the straight and narrow and will try my hardest to be like my Savior Jesus.
So you favour killing abusive kids? Do you Christers actually read your stupid book?

2 Kings 2:23-24 "And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them"


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So you favour killing abusive kids? Do you Christers actually read your stupid book?
I get it now.

You're trying to play a childish game of gotcha. Simply posting verse out if context to try to get a rise out someone who actually believes in something noble and pure and Godly will get you no where.

Reading that verse properly shows to anyone with a tiny brain that Jesus sent those bears to kill wayward children who were disrespectful to an elder. So you see, reading it correctly renders the meaning obvious.

It's people like you who scare off people who may be Saved®. Irinka seems as if she wants to find Jesus and throw off her money grubbing, child mutilating past and be Saved ®.

You are worse than Satan, to my mind.

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I get it now.

You're trying to play a childish game of gotcha. Simply posting verse out if context to try to get a rise out someone who actually believes in something noble and pure and Godly will get you no where.

Reading that verse properly shows to anyone with a tiny brain that Jesus sent those bears to kill wayward children who were disrespectful to an elder. So you see, reading it correctly renders the meaning obvious.

It's people like you who scare off people who may be Saved®. Irinka seems as if she wants to find Jesus and throw off her money grubbing, child mutilating past and be Saved ®.

You are worse than Satan, to my mind.

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So you favour killing abusive kids? Do you Christers actually read your stupid book?

2 Kings 2:23-24 "And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them"
Yes, we have actually read "our stupid book".

I'm glad you are finally reading it yourself!

God sent magic bears to kill (or perhaps just maim) 42 children. If that's not a miracle, I don't know what is!

(You see, bears normally only kill to protect their young or for food. For them to attack a large group of children, who would doubtless be running in all directions, and manage to chase down and injure or kill 21 children each . . . well, that's GOT to be a miracle!)


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Default Re: Hello, everyone! - 10-29-2012, 07:11 PM

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Yes, we have actually read "our stupid book".

I'm glad you are finally reading it yourself!

God sent magic bears to kill (or perhaps just maim) 42 children. If that's not a miracle, I don't know what is!

(You see, bears normally only kill to protect their young or for food. For them to attack a large group of children, who would doubtless be running in all directions, and manage to chase down and injure or kill 21 children each . . . well, that's GOT to be a miracle!)
You certainly have a point there, Reverend! I see you have joined in this conversation now - I am glad to see you!


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Default Re: Hello, everyone! - 10-29-2012, 07:16 PM

So let me get this straight.

You both see nothing wrong with Jesus killing 42 kids via bears?

Seriously?


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So let me get this straight.

You both see nothing wrong with Jesus killing 42 kids via bears?

Seriously?
So let me get this straight:

You see nothing wrong with questioning God's actions, as vouchsafed to us through The Holy Bible?

Seriously?

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You both see nothing wrong with Jesus killing 42 kids via bears?

Seriously?
Absolutely not. God is the creator of all life. It is His to give or take, using any means that He sees fit.


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You both see nothing wrong with Jesus killing 42 kids via bears?

Seriously?
Free, it is not a question of whether Jesus was right or wrong to have 42 malevolent children killed by a couple of bears. After all, who are we to judge Jesus? He is Divine, Perfect, and is never wrong. We are the ones imperfect and it is He who judges us. It is important to have the right perspective on reality, because if we don't, we will end up where we never wanted to be...


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So let me get this straight:

You see nothing wrong with questioning God's actions, as vouchsafed to us through The Holy Bible?

Seriously?

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