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Default Re: My introduction. - 02-28-2015, 07:01 AM

What rubbish are you spouting! Stop posting Satan's words and go read the KJV Bible!


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Unhappy Re: My introduction. - 03-02-2015, 03:29 AM

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Your demonic curses won't work on us, dear. Our church is protected by angels (Psalm 91:11), and our forum software is protected by JesOS.
It was not a curse. It was a link to the certificate showing I was ordained, the link doesn't post the picture like it says does.


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1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Default Re: My introduction. - 03-02-2015, 03:34 AM

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What rubbish are you spouting! Stop posting Satan's words and go read the KJV Bible!
My BIBLE is with me daily, I read it cover to cover from Genesis to revelations every day before I go to sleep.


Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Default Re: My introduction. - 03-02-2015, 03:54 AM

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My BIBLE is with me daily, I read it cover to cover from Genesis to revelations every day before I go to sleep.
Dear Heathen

This is a Christian forum. Why are you here? What part of Unsaved NOT Welcome did you not understand?

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

PS. God will not be mocked.
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Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Oh, really? How long does it take you? How many pages per minute can you read?
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This is a Christian forum. Why are you here? What part of Unsaved NOT Welcome did you not understand?

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

PS. God will not be mocked.
I am a Christian born and raised, I will not be mocked by anyone only God shall mock me.


Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Oh, really? How long does it take you? How many pages per minute can you read?
I read morning to night taking breaks to check in with God's favorite forum


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1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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I read morning to night taking breaks to check in with God's favorite forum
Let's see... 16 hours awake (assuming you sleep 8 hrs), let's deduce 3 hrs for eating/time online etc, and let's assume you don't work at all, that would be 13 hrs of reading per day = 780 minutes. The Bible has roughly 1200 pages (depending on edition), 1200:780 -> about 1.5 pages per minute. That's easily doable (unless my math is off, after all I'm just a feeble-minded female), assuming that you do not work or conduct any other activities (such as shopping, going to church, mowing the lawn/shoveling snow, socializing with other people, etc, etc). Doing any other activities would cut the time you have to "read the Bible cover to cover every day" and therefore put the truthfulness of your story in doubt.

Are you in jail? Because that would be the only thing that would explain why reading the Bible and checking the internet are the only activities that you do during the day, every day.
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Let's see... 16 hours awake (assuming you sleep 8 hrs), let's deduce 3 hrs for eating/time online etc, and let's assume you don't work at all, that would be 13 hrs of reading per day = 780 minutes. The Bible has roughly 1200 pages (depending on edition), 1200:780 -> about 1.5 pages per minute. That's easily doable (unless my math is off, after all I'm just a feeble-minded female), assuming that you do not work or conduct any other activities (such as shopping, going to church, mowing the lawn/shoveling snow, socializing with other people, etc, etc). Doing any other activities would cut the time you have to "read the Bible cover to cover every day" and therefore put the truthfulness of your story in doubt.

Are you in jail? Because that would be the only thing that would explain why reading the Bible and checking the internet are the only activities that you do during the day, every day.
I work for myself in a non-profit organization that protects people on the Internet, and help save and find missing children. I'm the CEO so I have lots of free time


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1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
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Default Re: My introduction. - 03-02-2015, 06:17 PM

Hi Heathen, Pearl here.

I do not wish you welcome, and instead wish to remind you of Proverbs 19:9.

Walking with Christ,

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Are you in jail? Because that would be the only thing that would explain why reading the Bible and checking the internet are the only activities that you do during the day, every day.
They have Internet in jail?


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Hi Heathen, Pearl here.

I do not wish you welcome, and instead wish to remind you of Proverbs 19:9.

Walking with Christ,

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4 And no man taketh this honour unto himself, but he that is called of God, as was Aaron.
5 So also Christ glorified not himself to be made an high priest; but he that said unto him, Thou art my Son, to day have I begotten thee.
6 As he saith also in another place, Thou art a priest for ever after the order of Melchisedec.
7 Who in the days of his flesh, when he had offered up prayers and supplications with strong crying and tears unto him that was able to save him from death, and was heard in that he feared


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4 And no man taketh this honour unto himself, but he that is called of God, as was Aaron.
5 So also Christ glorified not himself to be made an high priest; but he that said unto him, Thou art my Son, to day have I begotten thee.
6 As he saith also in another place, Thou art a priest for ever after the order of Melchisedec.
7 Who in the days of his flesh, when he had offered up prayers and supplications with strong crying and tears unto him that was able to save him from death, and was heard in that he feared
Hi Heathen,

What does Hebrews 5 have to do with this? Are you perhaps suggesting that your fake, online ordainment is similar to Aaron? Aaron was chosen by GOD, you used Google.

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They have Internet in jail?
How could I know, I've never been there.

Do you have a better explanation, though? Isolation is the best way to explain how can he read 1200 pages of small print text every single day (I guess he could be some sort of a Catholic monk, too). Because I'm not buying the CEO story: contrary to popular belief, CEO's actually do work.

Well, maybe he's just some random looser who simply lied about reading the entire Bible every day.
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How could I know, I've never been there.

Do you have a better explanation, though? Isolation is the best way to explain how can he read 1200 pages of small print text every single day (I guess he could be some sort of a Catholic monk, too). Because I'm not buying the CEO story: contrary to popular belief, CEO's actually do work.

Well, maybe he's just some random looser who simply lied about reading the entire Bible every day.
My thoughts exactly, sister. He claims to read the Bible every day, yet he seems to be lying.


Mr. Curtis, have you seen Proverbs 12:22 or any of the other verses about lying during your daily readings of the Bible?


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My thoughts exactly, sister. He claims to read the Bible every day, yet he seems to be lying.


Mr. Curtis, have you seen Proverbs 12:22 or any of the other verses about lying during your daily readings of the Bible?
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1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
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LOL. Oh, Curtis, you are too much!

That is a free website, dear. Even an old gal like me knows that, LOL.

And, it appears that your "organization" (I use that term quite loosely) is not an official non-profit. Just because you do not make any money does not qualify something as non-profit, heathen.

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Hi Heathen,

What does Hebrews 5 have to do with this? Are you perhaps suggesting that your fake, online ordainment is similar to Aaron? Aaron was chosen by GOD, you used Google.

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Default Re: My introduction. - 03-02-2015, 07:29 PM

Hello heathen. This is Franklin.

Pearl ran and got me from my afternoon walk. She was out of breath, both from running and laughing. She told me I must come and see this heathen and his website.

After I stopped crying and howling, I decided to look at your "organization" Facetube page for further laughs. Your recent posts are mocking LANDOVER AND OUR MEMBERS.

https://www.facebook.com/bewareinc

Brothers and Sisters, please take a look at this heathen's disgusting slander. Which, may I add, is completely professional for a "company" to do.

Curtis, perhaps you would appreciate it if I let the North Carolina Charitable Solicitation Section know that you are claiming to be non-profit to accept donations for a free website?

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Not everywhere. The Canadians seem to hate the people populating their prisons enough to deny access to the internet. The Norwegians don´t just allow access to the internet but also make sure the inmate has a better place to live than the average city dweller on a low income job:


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